Hey robots, I'm Excremento, but you cool and old skool Dtoiders know that already, this is merely for the N00BS. I've been a videogamer for as long as I can remember. I have well over 27 years of video game experience that I rely on daily, and a near encyclopedic memory of gaming starting with the Commodore 64 and ending with whatever is the current hotness.
I've got my own blog at MediaWhoreNetwork that I try to write on when I'm not too busy...and just recently have decided to come back to do a few Community Blogs here on Dtoid now that most failbloggers don't exist anymore. I'm still here fellas (and ladies) updating as often as I can for all of your enjoyment.
Any of you out there who wish to chat it up with ol Ex can do so at:
There are plenty of others here on D-Toid that do the same. I thought to myself "Wouldn't it be nice to share some sophisticated drink recipes with fellow adults?" That's where this posting comes from, the love I have for all drinks. So if you too are 21 years old or above, stay a spell, crack open a 'cold one' and join me as I share tonight's recipe.
Bloodylip's I Have A Hard-Dreamsicle
It's been a real long time since I've posted up any kind of blog here on Destructoid, but I thought I'd give it another try. One of bestest friends in the IRC chat room (yes, some of us still hang out in the unofficial Dtoid chatroom) is Bloodylip, and he has a strange knack for drinks that have creamyness and juicyness at the same time. Its strange I know but the man is a legend for a reason.
The basic recipe is:
3 oz Irish Cream (Bailey's is best)
1 oz Citrus Liqueur (Tuaca is best)
1 oz Triple Sec
This one is pretty simple to make, but works best if you have a cocktail shaker. Take all of the ingredients and add them to a shaker that has ice, works best if you keep your liquor in the freezer, shake it all up and strain into a cocktail glass or a highball glass.
If you want to dilute the strength of the liquor you can always blend the concoction with the ice in your blender.
The drink should look something like this when finished.
Best Picture I Could Find...
There you have it, a Hard-Dreamsicle! Depending on your tolerance for alcohol, take it easy with these, if you're uninitiated in the ways of liquor, it might go straight to your head. Bloodylip thinks this drink sounds "nummy", so I guess that speaks to his character. Don't forget that you have to be a masculine manly-man to use the word "nummy" in this community.
*Note* Destructoid assumes no responsibility for the drink recipes posted by Excremento, nor the actions taken from imbibing said drinks, neither does Excremento. Remeber kids, drink in moderation you don't want alcohol poisoning. As always have something to eat before a night of drinking.
Well, I hope you guys all like it, please let me know what you think!