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Hey robots, I'm Excremento, but you cool and old skool Dtoiders know that already, this is merely for the N00BS. I've been a videogamer for as long as I can remember. I have well over 27 years of video game experience that I rely on daily, and a near encyclopedic memory of gaming starting with the Commodore 64 and ending with whatever is the current hotness.

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Look, I Drink -- Aerox's Lunchbox
Excremento | 10:57 PM on 04.03.2008 19 comments




There are plenty of others here on D-Toid that do the same. I thought to myself "Wouldn't it be nice to share some sophisticated drink recipes with fellow adults?" That's where this posting comes from, the love I have for all drinks. So if you too are 21 years old or above, stay a spell, crack open a 'cold one' and join me as I share tonight's recipe.



Aerox's Lunchbox



Ok gang, here's the story. I hang out in the IRC a whole lot, probably most of my day that I'm awake. There are a few others that do the same, one of such IRC homies is Aerox. Aerox has been one of the most stoic and vocal members of the community and not to mention a pretty stand up guy. I asked the room one day to let me know what drinks they enjoy. Besides the typical beer and wine responses, there was one voice that came out on top of it all...Aerox screamed at the top of his lungs (which is the same as BOLDED ALLCAPS in chat rooms) The LUNCHBOX!!! I took his silly girly drink recipe and tried it out, then I tried it again, then again, and again. This is probably one of the most tasty girly drinks I've had in a long long time.

The basic recipe is:

2 Oz. Amaretto Liqueur
2 Oz. Beer (An Amber or Lager will suffice)
3 Oz. Orange Juice (If you're nasty like me, get High Pulp)

First, get yourself a glass and pour in about 3-4 fingers of orange juice. Next, just pour in the Amaretto. The final step is getting a large shot glass and filling it up with Beer. Now, take the shot glass and drop it into the glass with OJ and Amaretto, chug, rinse, repeat, you're done!

The drink should look something like this when finished.


What kind of douche puts OJ in a beer glass at Oktoberfest?

There you have it, Aerox's Lunchbox! Depending on your tolerance for alcohol, take it easy with these, if you're uninitiated in the ways of liquor, it might go straight to your head. Well, the funny thing is that the mixture of OJ with beer makes a pretty delicious concoction. If you are having a hard time in the morning shaking off that hangover, this makes a great "hair of the dog that bit you" drink.

*Note* Destructoid assumes no responsibility for the drink recipes posted by Excremento, nor the actions taken from imbibing said drinks, neither does Excremento. Remeber kids, drink in moderation you don't want alcohol poisoning. As always have something to eat before a night of drinking.



Well, I hope you guys all like it, please let me know what you think!



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Simmons 2pt0's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2008 23:28
Simmons 2pt0
No pulp plz.

If I wanted pulp I would eat a fucking orange.

Amaretto goes well with pretty much anything thoug.
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2008 23:31
Puppy Licks
beer in orange juice? now thats different.
we used to do a shot of tequila dropped into a beer, that was bad yet still highly effective.
Silverback 55's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2008 23:43
Silverback 55
Scotch & Amaretto is the tits.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2008 00:14
Y0j1mb0
Excremento as a senior member of Destructoid I demand a drink named after me..and it need to have Tequila in it. That is all.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2008 00:15
Neonie
I don't even condone drinking and I love that I have a drink named after me xD.
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2008 00:16
shipero
@Yojimbo

You mean like Tequila and Prune Juice old man?
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2008 00:18
Neonie
The Yojimbo Senior Special :D
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2008 00:26
Y0j1mb0
I see that Shipero and Neonie are still sore because they can't grow a luxiorous beard to enter our exclusive Official Destructoid Beard Club. Don't worry kids..your time will come.

Aside from that..I'm thinking I can drink both of you whipper snappers under three tables. As a matter of fact..lets see some ID..this post is for adults only.
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2008 00:29
shipero
@Yojimbo

Does your AARP membership card even cound as valid ID?
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2008 00:32
Y0j1mb0
Shipero:

I know not what you mean with this mockery of the english language you use...please explain to me what this word "cound" means.

Perhaps you've had too many of those baby beers you drink called Newcastle to know what it is your typing...Hmmmm.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2008 00:35
Neonie
You probably could drink me under the table since I don't drink xD. Plus I was more agreeing you should have a drink not tring to be flameful :3
Silverback 55's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2008 00:38
Silverback 55
How did I miss the epicness of the beard club? I want in on this. I shall give proof tomorrow.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2008 00:41
Y0j1mb0
Proof needs to be given before entrance to the club silverback..I shall look for your pic there.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2008 03:16
Bob Muir
Good to see more ways to get drunk.
bloodylip's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2008 06:29
bloodylip
I don't drink alcohol, but I fully support mixing equal parts orange juice and milk in a glass and chugging it. It tastes like a creamsicle. The only downside is that if you take too long, the OJ curdles the milk.

I'm sure you drunks could add alcohol to it and still have it taste similar.
galagabug 's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2008 08:43
galagabug
that doesn't sound very delicious. i beer + oj in the same glass? i'd give it a shot, but i don't know.
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