Hey robots, I'm Excremento, but you cool and old skool Dtoiders know that already, this is merely for the N00BS. I've been a videogamer for as long as I can remember. I have well over 27 years of video game experience that I rely on daily, and a near encyclopedic memory of gaming starting with the Commodore 64 and ending with whatever is the current hotness.
I've got my own blog at MediaWhoreNetwork that I try to write on when I'm not too busy...and just recently have decided to come back to do a few Community Blogs here on Dtoid now that most failbloggers don't exist anymore. I'm still here fellas (and ladies) updating as often as I can for all of your enjoyment.
Any of you out there who wish to chat it up with ol Ex can do so at:
There are plenty of others here on D-Toid that do the same. I thought to myself "Wouldn't it be nice to share some sophisticated drink recipes with fellow adults?" That's where this posting comes from, the love I have for all drinks. So if you too are 21 years old or above, stay a spell, crack open a 'cold one' and join me as I share tonight's recipe.
Ok gang, here's the story. I hang out in the IRC a whole lot, probably most of my day that I'm awake. There are a few others that do the same, one of such IRC homies is Aerox. Aerox has been one of the most stoic and vocal members of the community and not to mention a pretty stand up guy. I asked the room one day to let me know what drinks they enjoy. Besides the typical beer and wine responses, there was one voice that came out on top of it all...Aerox screamed at the top of his lungs (which is the same as BOLDED ALLCAPS in chat rooms) The LUNCHBOX!!! I took his silly girly drink recipe and tried it out, then I tried it again, then again, and again. This is probably one of the most tasty girly drinks I've had in a long long time.
The basic recipe is:
2 Oz. Amaretto Liqueur 2 Oz. Beer (An Amber or Lager will suffice)
3 Oz. Orange Juice (If you're nasty like me, get High Pulp)
First, get yourself a glass and pour in about 3-4 fingers of orange juice. Next, just pour in the Amaretto. The final step is getting a large shot glass and filling it up with Beer. Now, take the shot glass and drop it into the glass with OJ and Amaretto, chug, rinse, repeat, you're done!
The drink should look something like this when finished.
What kind of douche puts OJ in a beer glass at Oktoberfest?
There you have it, Aerox's Lunchbox! Depending on your tolerance for alcohol, take it easy with these, if you're uninitiated in the ways of liquor, it might go straight to your head. Well, the funny thing is that the mixture of OJ with beer makes a pretty delicious concoction. If you are having a hard time in the morning shaking off that hangover, this makes a great "hair of the dog that bit you" drink.
*Note* Destructoid assumes no responsibility for the drink recipes posted by Excremento, nor the actions taken from imbibing said drinks, neither does Excremento. Remeber kids, drink in moderation you don't want alcohol poisoning. As always have something to eat before a night of drinking.
Well, I hope you guys all like it, please let me know what you think!