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Hey robots, I'm Excremento, but you cool and old skool Dtoiders know that already, this is merely for the N00BS. I've been a videogamer for as long as I can remember. I have well over 27 years of video game experience that I rely on daily, and a near encyclopedic memory of gaming starting with the Commodore 64 and ending with whatever is the current hotness.
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Look, I drink...
And I think to myself, there are plenty of others here on D-Toid that do the same. I thought, wouldn't it be nice to share some sophisticated drink recipes with fellow adults? Tonight's drink is the start of a series of drinks that I'll be renaming after C-blog contributors. A Pimp Named Butmac 
Man, I had to delve into my bartender's handbook to find a drink that would match Mr. Butmac's personality, HA I KID! I just needed a drink that rhymed with his name, A Pimp Named Butmac is pretty close to A Pimp Named Slickback (from The Boondocks). I guess it'll have to make due. The drink is pretty close to a margarita, but better in my opinion. 
The basic recipe is: 1 Oz. Triple Sec 1/2 Oz. White Rum 1 Oz. Lime Juice 1 Splash Amaretto Almond Liqueur Combine all of the ingredients in a sugar rim-ed goblet, or pimp cup if you have one. Look at it, swirl it and proceed to calling all women either "bitches" or "hos". This drink is only 20% alcohol so it won't burn that much on the way down, but i hope you remember to sugar the rim. Otherwise the lime will bite pretty hard. There you have it, A Pimp Named Butmac! *Note* Destructoid assumes no responsibility for the drinks posted by Excremento, neither does Excremento. Well, I hope you guys all like it, please let me know what you think!
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Excremento I enjoy my Amaretto on the rocks.
@stunna: thats a cool recipe. I wish I had all those ingredients at home. A rum-based margarita-like drink sounds quite delicious indeed.
1 Oz. Buffalo Diarrhea
6 Oz. Fail Jucie
2 Oz. Ostrich Sperm
1 Splash of Kratos
Voila!
EW.
Drink everything and then let an asian crash into the back of your car.
"let an asian crash into the back of your car" Is that some sort of sexual innuendo?
Pretty cool idea though! Big pimpin'
thanks excremento