Hey robots, I'm Excremento, but you cool and old skool Dtoiders know that already, this is merely for the N00BS. I've been a videogamer for as long as I can remember. I have well over 27 years of video game experience that I rely on daily, and a near encyclopedic memory of gaming starting with the Commodore 64 and ending with whatever is the current hotness.
I've got my own blog at MediaWhoreNetwork that I try to write on when I'm not too busy...and just recently have decided to come back to do a few Community Blogs here on Dtoid now that most failbloggers don't exist anymore. I'm still here fellas (and ladies) updating as often as I can for all of your enjoyment.
Any of you out there who wish to chat it up with ol Ex can do so at:
And I think to myself, there are plenty of others here on D-Toid that do the same. I thought, wouldn't it be nice to share some sophisticated drink recipes with fellow adults? Tonight's drink is the start of a series of drinks that I'll be renaming after C-blog contributors.
A Pimp Named Butmac
Man, I had to delve into my bartender's handbook to find a drink that would match Mr. Butmac's personality, HA I KID! I just needed a drink that rhymed with his name, A Pimp Named Butmac is pretty close to A Pimp Named Slickback (from The Boondocks). I guess it'll have to make due. The drink is pretty close to a margarita, but better in my opinion.
The basic recipe is:
1 Oz. Triple Sec
1/2 Oz. White Rum
1 Oz. Lime Juice
1 Splash Amaretto Almond Liqueur
Combine all of the ingredients in a sugar rim-ed goblet, or pimp cup if you have one. Look at it, swirl it and proceed to calling all women either "bitches" or "hos". This drink is only 20% alcohol so it won't burn that much on the way down, but i hope you remember to sugar the rim. Otherwise the lime will bite pretty hard.
There you have it, A Pimp Named Butmac!
*Note* Destructoid assumes no responsibility for the drinks posted by Excremento, neither does Excremento.
Well, I hope you guys all like it, please let me know what you think!