Hey robots, I'm Excremento, but you cool and old skool Dtoiders know that already, this is merely for the N00BS. I've been a videogamer for as long as I can remember. I have well over 27 years of video game experience that I rely on daily, and a near encyclopedic memory of gaming starting with the Commodore 64 and ending with whatever is the current hotness.
I've got my own blog at MediaWhoreNetwork that I try to write on when I'm not too busy...and just recently have decided to come back to do a few Community Blogs here on Dtoid now that most failbloggers don't exist anymore. I'm still here fellas (and ladies) updating as often as I can for all of your enjoyment.
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And I think to myself, there are plenty of others here on D-Toid that do the same. I thought, wouldn't it be nice to share some sophisticated drink recipes with fellow adults?
12 Gauge Shottie
I thought since its Friday and I'm not in the mood to measure or pour much of anything tonight, I'd put up yet another easy recipe. Its pretty delicious and will provide some entertainment for your guests if they do it wrong.
The basic recipe is:
9 Oz Your Favorite Lager (like Corona)
3 Oz Lemon Rum (Bacardi Limon works great)
Open your beer...take a few drinks until the liquid level is just below the bottom of the lowest part of the neck. Then take your bottle of rum and pour it into the beer bottle until the neck is full with the rum. Put your finger over the top (tightly, I can't stress this enough) give it A (single) shake then proceed to drink up.
The drink should look something like this when finished.
It'll look just like a beer, what'd you expect?
There you have it, A 12 Gauge Shottie, get it?!? Depending on your tolerance for carbonation, take it easy with these, also, take it easy on the rum after your first two, the last thing you need is alcohol poisoning. As always have something to eat before imbibing.
*Note* Destructoid assumes no responsibility for the drink recipes posted by Excremento, nor the actions taken from imbibing said drinks, neither does Excremento.
Well, I hope you guys all like it, please let me know what you think!