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I'm Getting Married!
Excremento | 11:41 PM on 09.27.2007 42 comments




I thought that for my blog post tonight I'd let you guys in on my life a little bit. I just got the best news of my life so far...my Fiance of 4.5 years told me yesterday that she is ready to get married! We've been together for almost 7 years and is my inspiration for getting up everyday.

I feel like the luckiest man alive because she understands the passion that I have for gaming. Sure, she gave me crap for buying the Legendary Halo 3 cause it cost so much, but she's went out the very next day to 3 different Gamestop stores near where we live to find me a second Elite controller, all without me asking. I know things are going to be great for us and for the kids we plan to have in the future.

Unlike any other person I was ever with, she doesn't want me to be anything more than me when we're together. She's not much of a gamer and I've always been the hardcore gamer trying to turn her to the "Dark Side" by getting her to play Animal Crossing and Brain Age on my DS, and Viva Pinata, Hexic, and Zuma. Soon enough maybe she'll want to get online with me one day and play some Halo or something. Seeing how we're getting married, I have the rest of our lives huh? I love the fact that she calls any time I spend playing games, playing "Nintendo", after 6 years, you just roll with it and invite her to play too.

I just wanted to share with you all here on Destructoid how great this has made my week. First Halo 3 drops then I find out that I have a date to get married! Seriously, I'm a really happy guy. We're going to head down to Vegas in December for a week of fun and excitment and tie the knot while we're there.

That brings me to my question to all of you married types. Does your wife approve of the video gaming? Do you have to fight for your right to spend time on the console? Have you ever had a significant other who wanted you to bail on your hobby and get rid of it all?



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MaximusPaynicus's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 23:43
MaximusPaynicus
Congrats, amigo. And remember, if things go south, in Portugal all you need for a divorce is a spear.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 23:47
Aaron Mxy Yost
Congratulations!
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 23:50
shipero
Mazal Tov
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 23:52
Teta
Congratulations!
tsunamikitsune's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 23:54
tsunamikitsune
Congratulations!
bluemeep's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 23:59
bluemeep
Seven years? Holy smokes. She's gotta be a keeper!
Hoygeit's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2007 00:00
Hoygeit
Congratulations!

(sorry, no help with the questions)
XeroxMe's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2007 00:03
XeroxMe
congrats man!
kawitchate's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2007 00:10
kawitchate
Congrats dude!
Excremento's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2007 00:10
Excremento
Thanks to you all for all the support. I'm seriously excited. I appreciate the words of encouragement.
Coonskin05's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2007 00:13
Coonskin05
Thats awesome man. Good luck to both of yall.
Ub3rSlug's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2007 00:22
Ub3rSlug
Good Luck Man! Hope she'll be playing games with you soon!
A New Challenger's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2007 01:01
A New Challenger
A Weird Kid's Top 10: Best Vegas Chapels

CONGRATURATION!
GrayFox's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2007 01:01
GrayFox
Congratulations man!
Volcanon's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2007 01:26
Volcanon
Nice man, that's great news. It sounds like you are with someone very special.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2007 01:33
Neonie
That's great man. I'm happy for you.
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2007 01:50
atheistium
lol playing "nintendo". I love it when people say "I have a nintendo, i need games for my nintendo"
lollol.

CONGRATS HOWEVER!
ZekeThePlumber's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2007 02:29
ZekeThePlumber
Congrats! Heh, tell her you want a gaming themed wedding cake.
imbeta's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2007 02:30
imbeta
good luck (in a good way)
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2007 02:35
Colette Bennett
Congrats dude. It doesn't matter if she plays games or not....her support is the important thing.
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2007 02:58
Knivy
Congrats!
Arugala9's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2007 03:37
Arugala9
Congratualtions!
Tristero's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2007 04:12
Tristero
Congratulations! This was even more exciting to read than your awesome top ten lists. Best of luck to both of you. If your future wife is reading these comments, hello! Your soon to be husband writes excellent blogs. Thanks for supporting his habit. We all benefit from his expertise.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2007 05:30
Eschatos
Congraturations!
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2007 05:38
Maurice Tan
My condolences to your freedom!
Usedtabe's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2007 05:43
Usedtabe
Married for one year now. My wife wasn't a gamer when we got together, but she always liked watching me play. After getting her Knigdom Hearts a year and half ago ,she's now got her own 360 and playing Eternal Sonata at the moment.

Congratulations.
kwaselow's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2007 05:45
kwaselow
Congraturation
This story is happy end
Thank you.
bloodylip's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2007 06:58
bloodylip
Congrats.

My wife doesn't have any problem with me playing games, but I'm having problems finding the time to do it these days :( I'm having too much fun winning free money twice a week.
Cardoweth's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2007 07:35
Cardoweth
Congrats man welcome to the club.

My one year wedding anniversary is coming up oct 12th.
BigPopaGamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2007 08:08
BigPopaGamer
Congrats! Wish I could find a girl like that.
scrape's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2007 08:16
scrape
Congrats man, here's to many more years of happiness! *drinks*
Johnny Blaze's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2007 08:24
Johnny Blaze
Congrats 7 years that is nice...
Corncobtacular's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2007 09:18
Corncobtacular
"Alright, let me be the first to say congratulations to you then. You get one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart Frank. Way to work it through."
Hammerhand's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2007 09:24
Hammerhand
Congrats guy!

My wife is cool with my gaming time, she'll even jump in on some Bomberman every once in a while. By the way, she also calls it "playing Nintendo". So cute.
Danmartigan's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2007 13:01
Danmartigan
Cheers man!
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2007 15:09
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Happy Birthday!
h3lios's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2007 15:21
h3lios
Congratulations!

Yes my gf had problems with me playing video games. Till i loaned her my PS2 for awhile.
SlavedHeart's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2007 11:54
SlavedHeart
Wow, congrats and all... now where's my cake?
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2007 03:58
Bob Muir
I never wished you congratulations before, so here they are now: CONGRATULATIONS!
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