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Hey robots, I'm Excremento, but you cool and old skool Dtoiders know that already, this is merely for the N00BS. I've been a videogamer for as long as I can remember. I have well over 27 years of video game experience that I rely on daily, and a near encyclopedic memory of gaming starting with the Commodore 64 and ending with whatever is the current hotness.

I've got my own blog at MediaWhoreNetwork that I try to write on when I'm not too busy...and just recently have decided to come back to do a few Community Blogs here on Dtoid now that most failbloggers don't exist anymore. I'm still here fellas (and ladies) updating as often as I can for all of your enjoyment.

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Excremento Makes Brownies [NVGR]
Excremento | 9:13 PM on 03.09.2008 19 comments




You know what, slow news day is slow. I can hear the 70% of the Destructoid community off fapping to Superly Smashing Fraternity Time Of Action thingy hyped up super edition game for the Whee. That leaves the other 30% of us others that either A) Don't care, B) Don't have a Whee, or C) Something Something Dark Side.

What does that leave us with? For me, its indulging in something sweet and tasty that I'll have to work off for the next week at the gym. So what, life is all about rewarding yourself and I think I've gotten alot accomplished recently. So if you are so inclined, here is Excremento making brownies. If you've enjoyed, please send me a Digg at the end.



Here is almost everything you need to make brownies, a pan, a whisk, a box of brownie mix, eggs, a bowl, some water and some vegetable oil. Let's make these things!



You can do this too, it's incredibly easy to make brownies, just follow the instructions on the box!



This is the 2 eggs, 1/3c vegetable oil, 1/3c water mixture, just begging for brownie powder.



Turn on the oven before you begin mixing the stuffs all together.



Mixing! Ludicrous SPEED!!!



Mixing batter, you can almost see the final product coming along.



The batter is now all mixed and ready to be put into the pan.



I think Excremento is a pretty cool guy. He makes brownies and doesn't afraid of anything!



Grease up your pan unless you feel like letting it soak in water for a day to get all the sticky stuff off.



Ok, so after scooping all of the contents into my 8x8 greased pan, I must clean this spatula off!



Don't let anything go to waste, anything not being cooked must be eaten!



Hooray!!! During the whole whipping portion we now have a pre-heated oven.



Into the oven you go, make sure that its not too high in the oven or too low, you don't want them to burn. Maybe you do, but i don't!



Set the timer and then it's simply a waiting game!



There we are! Brownies are all done! I can't wait to eat 'em!

Thank you all for taking the time to read my blog this evening. Now I want all of you other cbloggers to make a story doing something similar. C'mon Destructoid Community! I'm looking at you Kwaselow, we need some good how to make blintzes cblogs. C'mon Coonskin05 you gotta know how to make some cornbread! Let see the cblogs blow up with recipe blogs! I'm gonna go enjoy my brownies now, see y'all later!



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16 comments | showing # 1 to 16
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king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2008 21:15
king3vbo
I think you forgot the special "magic" ingredient
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2008 21:16
MrSadistic
Needs more cough drops.
Coonskin05's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2008 21:17
Coonskin05
"C'mon Coonskin05 you gotta know how to make some cornbread!"

...Is that a "Southern joke"?
Sadie G's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2008 21:20
Sadie G
i'm in the process of making some special cupcakes ala those Mario/Pacman ones :)
liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2008 21:23
liam2015
Woah. I was eating brownies when I was talkin to y'all in the IRC.

And this blog=WIN
liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2008 21:25
liam2015
Also you have a cute wife.
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2008 21:33
MaxVest
Today's secret ingredient is... brownies!!!

BEGIN!!

Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2008 21:37
Neonie
This would be so much better if I wasent hungry as crap.
Vlambo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2008 22:04
Vlambo
I think I'll make some Fried Seal... Yum
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2008 22:22
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain
NOT ENOUGH COLD MEDICINE
Ub3rSlug's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2008 22:31
Ub3rSlug
So that's how you make brownies.

Thanks Excremento! You changed my life!

those look really good right about now
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2008 22:41
shipero
You're like Julia Child, if she made things that came in boxes.
lucashoal's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 02:01
lucashoal
lol@Max

Also, needs more oven cooking and not microwaving. Boxed cake and brownie mix is awesome tho.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 03:29
Bob Muir
That last pic...did you stick it in there?
BigPopaGamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 11:27
BigPopaGamer
Thanks for making me hungry.
Mason Rhade's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 11:34
Mason Rhade
points for the spaceballs reference.

i agree with the King, you need to be making Magic Brownies.
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