There it is right there, my bebe, your future ruler and master (ALL HAIL LIL' EXCREMENTO)! We still don't have any idea what the gender is but its only a matter of time until we do know, and you'll be some of the first to know along with me. I'm very excited for it to hurry and get here so I can be a dad. I wish the same could be said for Mrs. Excremento, she's been suffering from morning sickness (should be called all-day sickness) and can't wait either, although for different reasons.


Here's a little bit closer picture of the child just lounging away, growing, getting stronger, training to be the next generation of video gamer.


The final shot that I have to share with you all, my kid already ready to pick fights with people 36x times its size. My kid, saying put em up, put em up! Look closely, its a straight ahead picture instead of the profile pictures above.

I'm so happy! I can't wait!