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**CUTE WARNING** A Weird Kid's Daughter [NVGR]
Excremento | 2:34 PM on 11.24.2008 31 comments




Hey Destructoid, it's your resident Wierd Kid Excremento.

Many of my closest Dtoid people have already seen some of these pictures, but there are many of you that aren't on my facebook or aren't regular IRC people, so I thought I'd share with you the newest member of my family and the only thing that I love more than Secret of Mana, my daughter Kaebrie.



She's almost 2 months old now and is doing great. Everyday when I'm at work, I long to be with my family and to spend time with this amazing little girl that has stolen my heart. In this next picture you'll see her sitting in her carseat wearing her Halloween costume (she's a kitty!). We took her trick or treating with some friends, had a good time, and got to keep all the candy!



I won't lie to you guys, having a kid is a lot of work. Sure the act of making one is simple, and enjoyable, the amount of time you sacrifice after she gets here is staggering. In the last 2 months, I've probably spent less than 4 hours total playing games. I'm sure that as she gets older we'll have time to bond over the NES, but as it stands, it's all about her. It isn't that bad though, the time I sacrifice doing what I want allows more time with her and will help cement the relationship that I'm sure we'll share, and why play video games when you can have a snuggle?



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Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 14:47
Hamza CTZ Aziz
AWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 14:47
Char Aznable
That was really sweet. Dear lord, that kitty costume is the most adorable thing ever. The paws!
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 14:49
shipero
The first picture led me to believe that your daughter was the wiener-mobile. I am disappointed to learn that this is not the case.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 14:51
MrSadistic
kute

Would have been more awesome if your daughter was Batman driving the wienermobile.
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 14:52
Mushman
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, indeed!! :)
Excremento's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 14:57
Excremento
Removed Wienermobile to avoid confusion.
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 14:59
shipero
I miss the Wiener-mobile...
Vlambo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 15:07
Vlambo
Kaebrie is just like "What you looking at Nigra" in her halloween costume
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 15:15
Darren Nakamura
Hey look, it's a weird kid's weird kid.
Excremento's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 15:21
Excremento
Added Crabattack photo in place of wienermobile, for greater justice.
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 15:26
Maurice Tan
Wait, where are number 2-10??
Hitogoroshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 15:27
Hitogoroshi
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww last picture is GOLD!
MissHinasaki's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 15:40
MissHinasaki
Awwww! Congrats man, two months late! She's a cutie! <3
craineum's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 15:52
craineum
Awesome! Love seeing fellow gamer dad's and their cute kids!
bluexy's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 16:02
bluexy
Congratulations on the crab attack. Err... cute baby. :)
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 16:10
Rockvillian
I bet she gets to eat charizo breakfast burritos ALLLL the time!
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 16:20
Spartacus
Adorable.

Kaebrie's an interesting name. Where'd it come from?
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 16:23
king3vbo
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 16:48
Aaron Mxy Yost
So much cuteness... should have sent a poet.
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 17:03
Teta
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 17:18
007
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Cowzilla3's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 17:19
Cowzilla3
Man am I glad I checked the blogs today. Sooo adorable!
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 17:43
Puppy Licks
So will you pass on the title of Weird Kid to your daughter or will she be A Weird Kid's weird kid? Or just A Weird Kid's kid?
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 17:56
Samit Sarkar
All the pictures are win, but the last photo is especially so.

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
madninja's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 20:08
madninja
To be different and Canadian at the same time.

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

But Congrats man on the healthy daughter.
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 20:18
Aziel13
awwwww
watch out pink crab help teh babeh
SakuChan's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 20:49
SakuChan
Yeah, seriously, she's is really adorable. :] Love the last picture.
Gangles's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 21:50
Gangles
I don't want to alarm you, but she appears to be attacked by a giant enemy crab in that first picture!

Also AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
rpbowlinggod's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 11:05
rpbowlinggod
Awwwwwww...I can remember when my daughters were that little! Cute!
lumberjackrock's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2008 22:51
lumberjackrock
grats. I've got 2 daughters, both of which just turned 5 and 1 respectively. They get fun. If you don't own one yet, get a DS - she will love it.
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