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Things you might not know about Evil Blehman
Evil Blehman | 4:08 PM on 04.01.2009 14 comments




Hello Everybody I'm new to this site so I thought I would tell you a little something about myself. I'm from an alternate dimension where Kryptinite is a white woman and Yojimbo is a hairless 5 year old boy. A magical land where the sky is purple and Sonic games don't suck.

Since discovering the internets I have learned to hate the longcat. I think it is a stupid meme and needs to die in a fire.

I am bestest friends with aborto themeatus who spends his time playing JRPG's and dressing up as Naruto at anime conventions.

As far as games go I hate Final Fantasy games, especially the older ones. In fact, I don't like RPG's at all. I think they are really stupid. I also dislike Left 4 Dead and I think whoever is attempting to get the zombie Genocidest achievement is a dumbass. So what games do I like?

Legendary. BEST GAME EVAR!

I hope to become friends with all of you, except for Blehman. Fuck that guy.



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Diverse's Destructoid Blog
Yeah. Blehman is pretty gay. I'm glad you're around.
MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
Both blehmans are gay. I want Evil Yojimbo, or maybe Evil Kryptinite (if she's hot).
blehman's Destructoid Blog
:D
pendelton21's Destructoid Blog
WHAT IS THIS TOMFOOLERY?!?!?!
Half left's Destructoid Blog
Everyone here is gay but me.

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Also I am gay.
Zombutler's Destructoid Blog
Does this mean you will make good, cohesive FNF blogs?

jk blehman, much love(not really)
PappaDukes's Destructoid Blog
Justice's Destructoid Blog
NAM HELB!
Qraze's Destructoid Blog
oh boy....
CelicaCrazed's Destructoid Blog
If the Dreamcast is still alive and kicking (and still awesome) I'm going back to your dimension with you!!
RonBurgandy2010's Destructoid Blog
Heretic?
ZekeThePlumber's Destructoid Blog
Evil Blehman crosses bridges with ease!
Y0j1mb0's Destructoid Blog
Frontpage.


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