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So, I've tried to adjust. I've tried to accept that things in life aren't always what you want them to be. I want to believe that it is something to overcome, like a hurdle - by surpassing the thing that holds you back, you must somehow become better than you were before. It's like Piccolo and Goku training with weighted clothes, right? That must be it. But here, at the end of my near-infinite patience, I find no such solace. No rainbow pointing the way to a pot of gold filled with immeasurable skillsets. No pearly, gilded gates forming the border of what separates perfect reason from perfect madness. Not even a card in the mail detailing how the last 2 years have been a giant joke played on me by a faceless corporation who thinks that I and my ilk are second-class controller-jockey citizens. In short, I have fucking had it. Playing fighting games on 360 is great, it's got the online experience I have always wanted, with little to no hiccups, never mind outright drops. It's the controller that ruins. It. ALL. Sure, I could go and pick up a Mad Catz Fightpad. But I wasn't a huge fan of them when I did use them, as they felt too much like playing on a pad of butter changing physical state on a hot baked potato. I am in no way, shape or form a rich man, so blowing money on a decent fightstick isn't that much of an option, especially that faptastic Tournament Edition SFIV kit. But, I play on a default D-Pad on the controller I have been supplied. And I have made do. But no longer, damn it. No fucking longer. After playing...let's see...SSF2T:HDR, SFIV, MVC2, KOFXII, GAROU, SAMSHO2, BATTLE FANTASIA, BLAZBLUE and SOULCALIBUR4 with this piece of shit, I've finally hit my breaking point with TEKKEN 6. Tekken-fucking-SIX. I deserve a goddamn medal for putting up with this, and so does anyone else who's trudged through the sea of bullshit that Microsoft has so conveniently placed in between fighting game fans and a small island called "fun." See, I do fine on PS3. The D-Pad makes sense, and it's functional as hell, and may very well be the finest control apparatus I have ever used. Simplistic and trustworthy, like an aging dog who just wants his daily walks. I'm more than happy to oblige that kind old friend. But the 360 D-Pad is anything but. I have no animal to equate it with. I imagine it would be something that pisses in your detergent bottles, shits in all of the beds and clean towels, and tries to outright rape your houseguests in any orifice it finds handy at the time, snarling all the while. It's not like putting it to sleep would do any good. It won't even be stopped by bullets. It demands an official fucking exorcism to truly be rid of its unholy taint. Microsoft, you need to fucking fix this. You just can't play fighting games on this piece of shit pad. It breaks the laws of natural physics, for anyone's sakes, be it Christ, Buddha, Ieyasu Tokugawa for all I fucking care. This ends now. It's as if you placed a giant dinner plate upon a toothpick and asked me to perform a symphony on it. You fucking assholes.
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Yeah, fighters and shmups are barely playable with a joystick. Try Tatsunoko vs. Capcom on the Wii with a Nunchuk -- You'll want to kill yourself.
I lol'd. But yeah, I could barely type in my information when I first got the system, and it's the whole reason I can't play the Ultimate Genesis Collection. Anyone want to trade for the PS3 version?
However, I have never had a problem with the D-Pad. :| Is it just me?
I see you're a fan of fighters, so my only advice would be to break down and buy a stick. Or try building your own.
I lived in the same fighter hell as you did until I bought a stick. Now it's smooth sailing for Ikaruga, SFIV, and Tekken 6.
To stay true to the topic I hate the D-pad for other than fighting games there (I don't remember which) was a game I remember I was forced to use the D-pad in precise directional use, and failed terribly because of the fast paced nature of the game thus ruining the entire game for me. That's my little 2 cents, and great rant I full heartily concur.
i kid, i kid...
the madcatz fightpads aren't too bad from what i hear.
I'm glad that I don't have to use it often considering the fact that it is impossible to use.
It's fucked up. There should be something by now, but I guess MS doesn't really care. Buying a stick or fightpad is the only real solution. And that costs alot of money.
Thanks to all of you. That made my fucking year.
Also, big ups to whoever made the call to "lobster milkshake" my title in the sidebar. Total genius.
@ stevenxonward
I didn't like them. It felt too, how should I put it..."floaty." Not enough weight, not in the controller itself, but more in the feeling of input.
@ Solgrim
My thoughts exactly.
@ TheDreadHawk
You, sir, must have thumbs of God.
@ CasualWeaponry
It's my next purchase. For someone who plays fighting games as often as I do, not having a stick on the current gen of consoles is a bit of a slackoff on my part. However, that slackoff hasn't been because of negligence to purchase, but rather the inability to do so without selling one of my limbs. My wife may find issue with that particular method of barter.
@ Gamernerd101
You said "Microsoft" and "someone with common sense" in the same sentence. You get a legitimate, real cookie baked fresh by me, in your choice of flavor, anytime you want one. Seriously. Because you must know that guy, and I wish to speak to his supervisor. :oD
@ Blindfire
You know what it's like, then. My 360 died about 2 1/2 months ago, and I just got a replacement about 2 weeks ago. During my 360 downtime, I was kicking PS3 almost exclusively (with a few trips back to the ye olde Sega Saturn/Dreamcast libraries interspersed). After getting my sea legs back on the DualShock for SFIV, I went back to that 360 D-Pad and thought very seriously about why I just made the choice to buy another 360. And these reflections were not based on the hardware's quality (i.e. fail rate), but solely on the quality of one aspect of the entire control apparatus. It may not mean jack shit to most folks, but to me, it's a borderline deal-breaker.
@ Hoyletheline
I'll drink to that, played it on 360, PS3 and WiiWare...and I gotta say, WiiWare felt the most "right" out of all of them. That Classic Controller is made for platformers. And Muramasa. Which is fucking rad. And totally off-topic.
@ smurfee mcgee
I have to use the stick when playing as 'Gief. The D-Pad threatens to break a gaping hole through space-time just to pull his Ultra off consistently.
Again, thanks to everyone for commenting/fapping this rant up. You guys fucking rock.
Microsoft, rip that fucking D-pad right out of the controller if you have to. But use that fucking D-pad. It was awesome.