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1:23 PM on 03.17.2012

I can't believe I've been coming here for like 5 years: Happy Birthday, Dtoid.

I have to admit that I find it strange to be here, typing up an impromptu blog post while hanging with my kids. After all, it's been a long time since I last did this sort of thing on a regular basis. I used to share my bi-po...   read

2:58 PM on 03.15.2012

History tragically repeats itself: My son is a Sonic the Hedgehog fan

When I think back to my childhood and the games I played, there are a few series and franchises that stand out for the amount of interest they garnered from me and the subsequent amount of time I spent playing them. Pretty mu...   read

8:08 PM on 03.13.2012

The writing on the Destructoid front page sucks: A short complaint.

I'm going to try and make this quick and to the point. This is partly because there's no "backbone" to this article, meaning it does not feature any real, tangible evidence to support my bitching and moaning. It's also partly...   read

6:17 PM on 11.16.2011

Long time no see, Dtoid! EDS had another baby! YAY Babies!

Yes, that title was clearly a desperate plea for your attention, something I used to care dearly about. These days I've got so much going on in my life that I really don't have a lot of time to spend with you. I know, I kno...   read

2:49 AM on 04.05.2011

The chronicles of my strange affection and love for Crysis 2

Hey there Destructoid! How the fuck are ya? That's really swell. Me? I'm great dude. Planning on talking about a game and doing some shameless whoring. What can I say? I can't fucking sleep and I'm bored and lonely. I thoug...   read

7:09 PM on 04.03.2011

Did I really spend 60 hours playing Bulletstorm?

Yes, yes I did. And it was an oh-so-awesome fucking time. Every minute of it. Well, to be fair, a few rounds of Anarchy mode, the game's multiplayer option, with people I didn't know who didn't wear headsets, were kind of o...   read

10:22 AM on 04.03.2011

Going blindly into our 3D future....With no games.....And no glasses...

Hey there, Destructoid. How's it hanging? Probably not as low as my penis, but that's probably for the best. I notice that there has been a lot of hub-bub about the 3DS lately, and 3D in general seems like it's starting to ...   read

11:31 AM on 01.30.2011

Attaining enlightenment through videogames (or what I've been up to lately)

Hello there Destructoid. How's it hangin'? It's been a while since we last spoke, and things have changed quite a bit since then. The wife no longer plays World of Warcraft. We got a Kinect for Christmas. I turned my Wii on f...   read

4:54 AM on 07.24.2010

So you think playing as Al-Qaeda in online Multplayer is cool? Grow up.

I'm not going to bother linking to Hamza's article. You can find it for yourself. Chances are you have already seen it. Instead, let's get straight into this bitch. So, some assholes think that Hamza is either being a baby,...   read

8:41 AM on 05.31.2010

Gamers can be so ridiculous sometimes

Picture stolen from the Dtoid front page. Thanks, guys When did this happen? I know, I know. It's always happened. Young people are clearly just more likely to be the idealistic type, even though what they want and think is...   read

1:05 AM on 05.29.2010

5 Ways To Make People Take Gaming Seriously

So how do we fix the problems plaguing this industry? How do make games a more serious form of media, and how do we get people to take them more seriously? Well, if that's really what you want to do, there's a lot of work to ...   read

10:49 PM on 05.28.2010

Do you really care what other people think about your favorite hobby?

Before we begin this bullshit I call a blog, let's go over my situation for tonight. My loving wife has left me alone for the night, having decided to take the kids to her mom's. This is my gift for letting her dyke it out wi...   read

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