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Hey guys, it's Dan or as everyone here knows me (including you, because you're looking at my blog), EternalDeathSlayer. Yeah, I jacked it from Grandma's Boy, eat me. Anyway, I love video games, but more importantly I also love to talk about video games, hence why I am here on Destructoid with you. I've got a wonderful little family of 2 kids and a wife and we all play games in some shape or form. My wife enjoys WoW (probably a bit too much) and playing Halo with either myself or her friends. My kids like kid stuff like Kinectimals or flash games on the PC. And me? I like almost everything. So long as a game is fun or has the ability to effect my feelings or emotions, I'm game.

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Xbox 360

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Wii

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1. Resident Evil 4

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Corrective Lenses: Super Mario Bros. 3 and The Frog Suit.
EternalDeathSlayer | 4:44 PM on 03.20.2008 32 comments


Author's Note: This essay is my entry into community member Conrad Zimmerman's Corrective Lenses Competition. Click that link for more details. Now, the 500 words:



I know what you're thinking: Why would someone bother to write an essay or article about a game like Super Mario Bros. 3? It's been out for close to 20 years or so, and you'd figure that everything that needs to be or can be said about the game has probably already been done. But today I'm going to tell you about a memory I have of this game that I never hear get mentioned: The Frog Suit.



In case you need a reminder, the Frog Suit usually first becomes available somewhere in World 3, which I guess you could classify as The Water World. My fondest memories of this game take place in this world. I can remember that sense of wonder I got as a kid the first time I opened up one of Toad's chest's (The one's inside the giant Mushroom huts) and found the suit. I thought it was the coolest power up Mario had ever used, and I still do to this day. How can anything compete with a combo of Mario and Frogs? Not only was it adorable, but it was a blast to use, at least when I was a child.

You see, I always failed at water levels in Mario. I could beat them, but I always had difficulty. Not so with the Frog Suit. Mario could hang with any fish in the sea when he had this suit on. It's speed was particularly useful for avoiding those damn jellyfish enemies, but overall it just kicked ass when used properly. Of course, as I grew older I started to see through my nostalgia and have realized that the suit is almost completely useless if you're not underwater. It's just plain awful trying to hop around as a frog when a pyschotic Sun is chasing you through the desert (Love those levels too!).

Every time a new Mario game is released, I feel a twinge of disappointment that there is no Frog Suit to be found. I am not a fan of swimming in most games, as I find it’s one of the hardest mechanics to nail. Even Nintendo is not immune to this problem, as you’ll see if you play any 3D Mario title. It’s not bad, but not that great. But I can tell you this: If Super Mario Galaxy would have given me the chance to use the Frog Suit, my head would have exploded from the rush of nostalgia, especially considering how obvious it is that SMG was inspired greatly by SMB 3.

But I'll always remember the Frog Suit. To this day my loser older brother and I can still have a huge arguement about the merits of the Frog Suit as opposed to his favorite power up, the damn Tanooki Suit. I know in my heart it's true that the Frog Suit just doesn't cut it next to the Tanooki, but I wouldn't have it any other way.

It still fills me with childlike excitement whenever I see it.



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liquidninja's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2008 17:15
liquidninja
Yea I'm definitely a Tanooki/Bear Suit guy now. But the Shoe was the coolest one when I first played it in Super Mario AllStars as a kid.
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2008 17:18
EternalDeathSlayer
The Shoe! You could jump on the spiked enemies with that one, correct? That was an interesting one, that little green boot.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2008 17:30
Holyetheline
This was beautifully written. Props to the boogie nights pic too. PT Anderson is my favorite writer/director.
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2008 17:31
EternalDeathSlayer
Beautifully written eh? Wtf you smoking? j/k thanks.

Also, I feel the same about PT Anderson. It's a shame I haven't seen There Will be Blood yet. Kids got in the way.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2008 17:39
Hamza CTZ Aziz
The show, although awesome, is over hyped. Just one level with the damn thing :(
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2008 17:42
EternalDeathSlayer
This is true CTZ. Good to see you remember it so well.
's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2008 17:44
Clint
Great post! I always hated the Frog Suit as a kid, but thats probably because I never thought to use them on water levels. xP I always did love the hammer brother suit though.
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2008 17:46
EternalDeathSlayer
@ Scary Pig: Dude, you got the Frog Suit in the Water World! How could you not think to use them?

Of course, being blinded by my love of the Frog, I would horde them and save them for use in later worlds, usually to horrible effect. I loved it anyway.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2008 17:50
Takeshi
Nice write EDS. I agree about swim levels. But not only in the Mario games, in every other game as well. Also I completely forgot about that Frog Suit. Thanks for the memories!
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2008 17:52
EternalDeathSlayer
Funny we should be talking about swimming in games. I just completed God of War for the PSP recently, and man, the swimming fucking sucks hard in those games. It's barely competent. At least Mario is decent.
's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2008 17:52
Clint
@EternalDeathSlayer
Heh, In my first playthrough of SMB3 I almost never used items , because I was always afraid that there would be a better time to use them and then I'd reach the final level with a whole treasure trove of goods that I would use about 2% of. I did the same thing the first times I played Earthbound and FE7 to equally disastrous results :p
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2008 18:02
Takeshi
@EDS
I'm going to write a blog about swimming in games. I hate it so much. The one on God of War wasn't good but at least you don't have do hold your breath. Only thinking about the underwater levels in Sonic makes me aggressive. The music speeding up! The Horror! The Bubble! The Bubble! Come on Bubble! Come on come on! *waiting for the bubble* Noooooooo! At least something like that.
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2008 18:04
EternalDeathSlayer
Well, in God of War you usually can't go underwater until you've acquired an item, Posiedon or Triton's spear, shit like that. They let you breathe underwater.

Basically, it's an excuse for the developers to make sure you don't have to worry about breathing. You can't have a bad-ass like Kratos going and drowning on you. It would take you out of the experience.

Also, it's a good excuse for a puzzle, finding the spear or whatever. There's one in all 3 games I think.
Pixel Blue's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2008 18:05
Pixel Blue
Nice, when I was little it was a definite tie between the tanooki suit and the frog suit. The frog suit was so much fun to play, though.

I hadn't missed it until now, though. That would've been a nice Mario Galaxy addition.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2008 18:08
Hamza CTZ Aziz
ARE YOU CALLING ME OLD FUCKER?!?!?!?!!!!!
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2008 18:09
EternalDeathSlayer
Pixel Blue: No tie! Fuck the Tanooki.
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2008 18:10
EternalDeathSlayer
lol no CTZ. Aren't you like my age? lol. I'm 21, how fucking old are you then?

Sometimes people forget the small details. I wasn't aware that you're a Mario fan, so it was surprising to see you knew it all so well.

I'm happy.
liquidninja's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2008 18:15
liquidninja
Wow, EDS you're 21 I'm 21 but I thought you were in your late 20's to be honest.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2008 18:18
Samit Sarkar
Nice write-up, EDS. I always hated the underwater portions of the old Sonic games, because I never found those damn air bubbles in time.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2008 18:20
Takeshi
@Samit
Read my comment
We're in the same team :)
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2008 18:21
EternalDeathSlayer
@ Samit: Holy fuck, good memory! I forgot all about that. That shit was awful. Poor Sonic drowned so many times.......
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2008 18:21
Takeshi
Or s in ON the same team...
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2008 18:23
Takeshi
OK I need a new keyboard...
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2008 18:53
Takeshi
@EDS
Read my comment
We're ON the same team :)
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2008 19:01
Hamza CTZ Aziz
EDS: It's called a joke. Clean your nose.
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2008 19:39
EternalDeathSlayer
I know CTZ, I just can't help myself from explaining things. I know, it's sad. I'm still learning the internets.
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2008 19:51
MaxVest
Three words: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Underwater Bomb Stage. Was Evil.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2008 20:05
Y0j1mb0
I too hated the underwater Sonic parts..everything was cool and then BAM!! you're underwater and the game that was cool turned to garbage.
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2008 21:42
mistic
Nice write-up, EDS. I always hated the underwater portions of the old Sonic games, because I never found those damn air bubbles in time.

same here, sonic is my favourite game of all-time, but how I hate those water-levels!! I love the pinball-levels though :-)
Dynamic Sheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2008 22:14
Dynamic Sheep
As a challenge to myself, I beat the last level of Super Mario Bros. 3 with a Frog Suit on my DS at work. That suit makes everything more challenging.
Elitechief27's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 09:57
Elitechief27
if your looking for terrible underwater level design, look nofurther then DMC1. It was done from a first person perspective which was so damn hard to move the right way
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