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Hey guys, it's Dan or as everyone here knows me (including you, because you're looking at my blog), EternalDeathSlayer. Yeah, I jacked it from Grandma's Boy, eat me. Anyway, I love video games, but more importantly I also love to talk about video games, hence why I am here on Destructoid with you. I've got a wonderful little family of 2 kids and a wife and we all play games in some shape or form. My wife enjoys WoW (probably a bit too much) and playing Halo with either myself or her friends. My kids like kid stuff like Kinectimals or flash games on the PC. And me? I like almost everything. So long as a game is fun or has the ability to effect my feelings or emotions, I'm game.

Consoles:

Xbox 360

PS3

Wii

I play them all, but truthfully it's not in an "All Consoles are Equal" sort of way. I prefer the 360, mainly because I know more people who own one, but I do play my PS3 whenever a worthy exclusive is released. The exclusives make the purchase worth it. As for the Wii, well, it gets ignored most of the time. But I pull it out from time to time, usually when a big Nintendo game is released for it.

My Favorite Games:

10. Uncharted: Drake's Fortune
9. Gears of War
8. Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater (Theme Song FTW)
7. Final Fantasy IX
6. God of War
5. Super Mario Galaxy
4. Chrono Cross
3. Super Mario Bros. 3
2. Uncharted 2: Among Thieves
1. Resident Evil 4

And there you have it. I love Destructoid and it's amazing community. I will probably never leave.






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CONTEST: Win a free WiiWare or Virtual Console game of your choice* by tommorow!
EternalDeathSlayer | 12:18 PM on 05.14.2008 163 comments


* Worth 1000 Pts. So sorry, no Final Fantasy My Life as a King, which is a great game. Sorry.

Yes, it's time for a contest. But first, a confession, because I almost felt bad about doing this: Some of you may remember that I've held a few contests in my time here at a Dtoid, as a way of giving back to the community. In my last one, which I won't link to because I'm lazy, I remember mentioning somewhere that I would be holding a contest for a Wii Points Card. I even PM'd Reaprar and he (she?) agreed to distort some photos for me to use in the contest. But I never got around to it, and then of course I got let go from my job and haven't been able to come on here as often, what with my wife playing WoW all the time.

So, I used the Wii Points Card for myself, to download Lost Winds! But I only needed a few hundred points for the game, and a few hundred more for some DLC for the Final Fantasy WiiWare game, which is awesome BTW. So I've decided to give the other 1000 Pts away!

Here's how it works: The winner of the contest will have a game of their choice worth 1000 Pts or less "Gifted" to their Wii. We'll have to swap Friend Codes and all, but we can take care of that later. And don't worry, I'm not going to stalk you online with my Wii. Nintendo took care of that with Friend Codes.

And how do you win? Simple, and I really don't care how blatant this blog whoring is, but all you've got to do is make me laugh. That's it. Post a funny comment or picture in this blog, and the one that makes me laugh the most will win.

You can enter starting at 1:30 PM EST and ending at 10:00 PM EST tonight. That's it. I'll take a look throughout the day, since I won't be going to work, and I'll look at them all over again sometime tonight or tomorrow morning and then PM the winner. That's it.

I would have loved to give away the full amount of points, but I'm unemployed and need Teh WiiWare. It's made of so much win, and I'm really excited about the future of the Wii.

All of a sudden. God Bless the WiiWare.



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taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 12:25
taumpytears
I may have to enter his.
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 12:25
EternalDeathSlayer
Go right ahead.
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 12:26
BlindsideDork
Photoshop required? What if it is a funny comic picture?
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 12:31
EternalDeathSlayer
@ BlindSideDork: You can do whatever. Make your own or whatever you wanna do. I should have included that in the rules.

King is off to a good start...lol
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 12:35
king3vbo
Oh I'll spam it up, plus bewbs always give more points
Here I go round 2:

Alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 12:37
Alex
i guess i cant get it to europe?
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 12:38
EternalDeathSlayer
lol @ Sadie G.

Also, King's pic isn't showing up, but I saw it. Lol.
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 12:39
EternalDeathSlayer
@ Alex: You know, that's probably true. I just realized that the games cost different amounts there. Hmmm....probably not. Best to limit this to Americans.
Shin Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 12:42
Shin Oni




I win
ScottyG's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 12:43
ScottyG
Best bash quote ever. Almost more disturbing than funny, but definitely full of epic lulz. ^_^
entrager's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 12:45
entrager
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WCxgmPEt7Y4
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 12:46
Snaileb
I was wondering what happened to that contest...

EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 12:48
EternalDeathSlayer
Sorry Snaileb, had to use it for myself. But you guys get half!

Which is better than none.
entrager's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 12:50
entrager
I'm a tool for not posting the URL above as a link... here it is again:

Mr. Rogers is naughty
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 12:56
Snaileb
I just want River City Ransom. I still haven't picked it up for some reason, everything else on the VC is meh.. but free VC is free.

Like this motivational poster. Print it out and there you have it, free poster. But if you want a laugh, and if you've seen The Wicker Man (Nicholas Cage) then check out these vids.

Video 1
Video 2

Hint : If you haven't seen the wickerman, don't do it.

Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 12:58
Justice
That Metro article is hilarious.
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 12:58
EternalDeathSlayer
lol @ Snaileb.
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 12:59
EternalDeathSlayer
LOL @ tsunami!
The Bez's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 13:01
The Bez
We can enter multiple times right?
ShawnKelfonne's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 13:01
ShawnKelfonne


Math is pretty hardcore.
Iolaus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 13:01
Iolaus
I couldn't pick my favourite, so here are two:


king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 13:04
king3vbo
@ lolaus: :3
BlackSheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 13:09
BlackSheep


dolphin rape?
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 13:12
king3vbo
I win
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 13:13
mix
I made this for some other contest (made it at work) and since I am at work it is all I have to offer you oh great one.....I can not remember who this is off Dtoid but I'm sure he's knows who he is.

king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 13:15
king3vbo
@Mix: Its Necros
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 13:16
BlindsideDork
Hmmmm, I can do this, right?


CAN TOO!




mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 13:17
mix
@king3vbo

Where!? *looks around*

Thanks, now I remember the contest too.
BlackSheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 13:17
BlackSheep
does he look like a bitch

FTW
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 13:17
taumpytears
@Mix
That picture is racist.
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 13:17
BlindsideDork
It is on!



sTo0z's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 13:27
sTo0z
Q. Where can you find a one-legged dog?

A. Right where you left it!

OHHHH!!!
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 13:27
blehman
Knock, knock

Who's there?

9/11

9/11 who?

...you said you'd never forget...
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 13:27
Batthink
Because the points only work in the USA, I believe I won't be able to enter.

But I'm having a great laugh at this blog. ;OD
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 13:31
EternalDeathSlayer
OMG this is made of pure win!!!

LOL!!LOLOL!!!OLOL!LOL! This is great so far guys! I love the competitive aspect of it
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 13:32
blehman





Also, I should note I don't care so much about winning as making people offended.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 13:33
mix
@taumpytears

How so.........
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