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It's my Birthday!
Eschatos \| 4:16 PM on 02.14.2008	30 comments

That's right bitches, I'm a Valentine baby! It's actually pretty cool with all the free candy and stuff. Presents are awesome. I accept money, candy, and videogames.
With receipts in case I don't like it..

To celebrate, I present one of the top Google image results for "birfday."

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27 comments | showing # 1 to 27

blehman says:
(# 0) on 02/14/2008 16:25

Wow....that's horrible. On a happier note, I got you a present. It's the chinese food version of a "burrito"

Also, HAPPY B-DAY!!

Hamza CTZ Aziz says:
(# 1) on 02/14/2008 16:26

Happy birthday fucker!

Justice says:
(# 2) on 02/14/2008 16:27

Happy birthday to you and Snaileb!

MrSadistic says:
(# 3) on 02/14/2008 16:27

I thought that was funny for some reason.

MrSadistic says:
(# 4) on 02/14/2008 16:27

Oh and happy birthday.

EternalDeathSlayer says:
(# 5) on 02/14/2008 16:27

Happy Birthday to Dtoid's funniest commentor. Everytime I see your avatar, my face lights up with the knowledge that lulz are on their way. Enjoy the day.

taumpytears says:
(# 6) on 02/14/2008 16:31

Happy birthday. I hope you get something real nice.

Samit Sarkar says:
(# 7) on 02/14/2008 16:32

Happy birthday, dude!

demonelite says:
(# 8) on 02/14/2008 16:32

Happy Birthday

Clockwork says:
(# 9) on 02/14/2008 16:37

Happy birfday

king3vbo says:
(# 10) on 02/14/2008 16:39

Happy birthday, enjoy your cat burrito

Takeshi says:
(# 11) on 02/14/2008 16:43

Birthday on Valentine? Double gifts are yours!
Congrats!

VWGTI says:
(# 12) on 02/14/2008 16:45

Happy Birthday, dude!

Eschatos says:
(# 13) on 02/14/2008 16:46

Oh yeah, forgot to mention. As a celebration, we shall play Team Fortress 2 tonight! New release map only!

glipe says:
(# 14) on 02/14/2008 16:55

Hey, a birthday on Valentine's is frickin' sweet! Even if you are single, you've still got a party!

fyre says:
(# 15) on 02/14/2008 16:56

Happy birthday

Gameboi says:
(# 16) on 02/14/2008 17:24

Happy Birthday!

DarkTravesty says:
(# 17) on 02/14/2008 17:35

happy birthday

PrinceofCannedPeaches says:
(# 18) on 02/14/2008 17:36

Happy birthday, Eschatos. Now fuck off. xD

kawitchate says:
(# 19) on 02/14/2008 17:54

YO!
happy birthday

the GAMEGOBLIN says:
(# 20) on 02/14/2008 18:26

Have a good one!

Ichigo Style says:
(# 21) on 02/14/2008 18:33

Thanks for the NSFW heads up, my parents are over to check out my new apartment and bam, old people.

Professor Pew says:
(# 22) on 02/14/2008 19:04

Happy birthday!

Xenophilius says:
(# 23) on 02/14/2008 19:09

Happy Birthday!

kaciesaurus says:
(# 24) on 02/14/2008 19:31

happy birthday!

Andrex says:
(# 25) on 02/14/2008 20:55

Happy birthday man, have a good one

Snaileb says:
(# 26) on 02/15/2008 08:17

It's my birthday too... we have the same birthdays.

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