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I love Porn as much as you guys, but...
Eschatos \| 4:49 PM on 01.31.2008	37 comments

This is getting a bit ridiculous.

Porn is wonderful, but it really doesn't go well with Destructoid. And it seems a bit niche. Dead hookers and Sexy chicas are a market that really does not appeal to me. I take it that no one else has noticed this?

EDIT:

I've also discovered this little gem.

If it comes up again I'm going to click on it to see where it leads. Any bets? And also I'll try to find the URL to get them blocked.

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35 comments | showing # 1 to 35

Gangles

O_O You miss so much with Adblock

Going to have the second the "not cool" motion

the GAMEGOBLIN

I personally recommend Dead Hooker. They have great production value.

kwaselow

you... don't like dead hooker porn?

THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

Coonskin05

What are you talking about Eschatos? Dead hookers are like our second place mascot, next to the robot himself.

MrSadistic

I thought I had sex with a dead hooker one time. Turns out she was just narcoleptic.

PrinceofCannedPeaches

lulz@Sadistic.

Snoopbob2006

if it was gay porn i would be alot more comfortable

DrNutt

I don't know about the other stuff, but I will take some sexy chicas any day.

Niero

That's definitely not on purpose. When we work with ad networks sometimes sneaky clients put that nonsense in there. If you see it again rollover the ad with your mouse and copy the URL and send it to me so I can ban that network.

BahamutZero

NO NIERO HOW WILL I FAP THEN

EightBitMav

Wow, that is weird. I didn't get that until about...today. Right now, specifically.

Kyousuke Nanbu

That is AWESOME.

wardrox

DEAD HOOKERS

SourGr8pes

Chalk me up for dead hooker porn! Can't really say much for live hooker porn though...

EternalDeathSlayer

Dude, what's the problem? Dead Hookers are so much better than live ones. At least they don't tell you that your time is up.

king3vbo

LOL thats hilarious

Samit Sarkar

My only problem with those ads is that they spelled Tila Tequila�s name wrong.

Knivy

Is there a chance the ads are related to what you were recently looking at?

@BrOnXbOmBr21
I think Tila Titquila would be better.

liam2015

Dead Hookers don't make noises, or ask for money. So fuck you eschatos, taking my wonderful dead hooker porn away from me. What will I do with my $14.99/month now????

MechaMonkey

Dead Hookers. Huh.

Aziel13

mmmmmmmmmmmm dead hooker

Eschatos

I highly doubt the ads have anything to recently looked at pages, it's been a while since I went to any sites similar to that "content", if you know what I mean. I've tried refreshing the Dtoid home page dozens of times, but nothing so far.

Tragic Hero

Yeah I have never seen the dead hooker ones at work but I saw the "No Girlfriend? Read this!" one today and thought "Are they trying to tell us something here at a game site?"

Excel-2011

I'm telling.

Aaron Mxy Yost

Surely the dead hooker porn is targeted perfectly to gamers playing GTA.

njsykora

I saw that earlier but thought nothing of it. That shows me to be a true internet citizen as no porn banner can faze me.

wario67

BahamutZero,
lol

I have seen the " no girlfriend? read this!" one too
I think I also saw the other one for a sec. but didn't really pay attention to it

sleepingagain

and why do people think Tila Tequila is hot, that chick is ugly as hell.

pizzaface

Dead Hookers.

ScottyG

I've never seen those ads before. Closest I think I've gotten is ads for internet personals sites.

Epic. :)

lucashoal

I've got them adblocked without even doing anything Oo.

aborto thefetus

This has never happened to me.

Twisted Imp

Hahahaha! I already ordered me some dead hookers! They should be in my mailbox any day now...

Seth338

I have never seen any of these ads, god i love you firefox.

petersmith

Very good.I like it.Oil Painting US.

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