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Eschatos

Things, Goings on, and Eventualities.

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It's my birthday!

It's been a while. About a year I'd say. Now it's been almost two years since I joined Dtoid. So much awesome shit has happened since then. I've made tons of cool friends and almost met Mr. Destructoid.(damn you work) Thanks to all you terrible people at Destructoid for making it an awesome one. Here's to another year of awesome vidjagaming.

 


Mercenaries 2 Lulz

Mercenaries 2 had more than its share of problems, but at least they know how to poke fun at themselves. Bigger For some context this mission appears fairly early on as part of the UP missions. You have to escort a UP executive as he destroys a bunch of documents. If you kill him yourself he says this line.

 


A cast of thousands: Gordon Freeman

This might seem a little bit unorthodox. Some would say "How is Gordon Freeman an awesome character? He doesn't even talk!" To this I will simply reply with a "Fuck you and get out of my house". Our lord and saviour G...

 


G-Man can Dance!

A lovely little video showing the dangers of mixing motion-capture technology and Half Life. I advise you to not try this in game. Spotted on kotaku

 


Not my Turning Point gaming rig

Behold! The machine of machines! My computer! It's a nice gaming machine, but it's starting to fall behind the curve. A brand new machine would make me very happy. I might even donate the old one to someone else who need...

 


More Wonderful Ads!

You guys know how much I looooooooove interesting ads, so of course I couldn't resist posting this: To be honest, I really preferred the ads for dead hookers. At least this time I got around to copying the link: http://r...

 


It's my Birthday!

That's right bitches, I'm a Valentine baby! It's actually pretty cool with all the free candy and stuff. Presents are awesome. I accept money, candy, and videogames. With receipts in case I don't like it.. To celebrate, I present one of the top Google image results for "birfday."

 


I love Porn as much as you guys, but...

This is getting a bit ridiculous. Porn is wonderful, but it really doesn't go well with Destructoid. And it seems a bit niche. Dead hookers and Sexy chicas are a market that really does not appeal to me. I take it th...

 


My Godlike New Computer

Every now and then I like to see the most expensive computer it would be possible to purchase anywhere. It's been a while since the last time I tried, but now I present to you: The Blackbird, a machine I can only compare...

 



Super Awesome Team Fortress 2 Update News

Valve are (is?) overachievers! Which is good for us. According to a source which shall not be named, the mega huge TF2 update coming soon is even mega-er and huge-er Previously we thought the update simply was some new ach...

 


About Eschatosone of us since 11:44 PM on 01.01.2007

Games I'm playing now:

Earthbound
Gears of War
Kingdom of Loathing
Dwarf Fortress
Titan Quest
Team Fortress 2
Morrowind
Arcanum
GTA: Vice City

Favorite Video Game Characters:

Boyd (Psychonauts)
Sheogorath (Oblivion: The Shivering Isles)
Sander Cohen (Bioshock)




Proud owner of the word Lepengedaric™.

Anyone who trades lulz for candy deserves neither lulz nor candy. -- Me


And,according to Whiteboy/EternalDeathSlayer:

Destructoids Official Bringer of Comment Lulz


 
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