Call me a metro sexual, but why do i feel that guys seem to have pretty much no sense of style?

I mean I was at work yesterday and some guy my age (25 for all the ladies out there) walks in and he's wearing some really short red shorts. These were not by any means biker shorts or jogging shorts. These were full on cotton red shorts, to go along with those fantastic shorts the guy was also sporting a t shirt with a wolf on it.

For a second i thought to myself "My God, what the hell happened to you?!?!?!" I personally have no problem if you want to dress for comfort, but i don't need you to wear shorts short enough for me to be scared your junk is going to show!

Now to moving on to the shoes and socks, first off if you are gonna wear calf high socks with shorts... don't leave the house. Also if you're gonna be wearing shoes with Velcro on them and you're not 60+ or 5 and under please please please learn to tie some friggen shoe laces.

so for those of you out there reading this while wearing your wolf t shirts and Velcro shoes..

Please for the sake of my mind and the health of others please stop!