I know, I know, I shouldn't disappear for... weeks, but I was too busy getting raped by exams. I'm afraid that this situation will take one week more. God, do I love end-of-semester exams!

And I have good and bad news for you guys: the goods are that I'm releasing the first beta Destructoid Screensaver. The bad news are that it's not what I promised but, honestly, I had a rough time trying to make the 3d model look... you know, at least decent. Fear not, sooner or later I'll stop behaving like a crybaby and finish the freaking model and screensaver.

The one I'm releasing right now is a simple 2d screensaver, hacked together in a few hours. Why beta? Simply put, I'm not really used to Windows programming, so I'm missing a few details of Windows screensavers (configuration and that crap). I really hope you like it guys, and sorry for the delay, life and 3d can be bitches sometimes.

Now, the details:

You can donwload the screensaver from here.

Installation instructions:

Just decompress the ZIP file, right click dtoidss.scr and click "Install" (or something like that, my XP box is in spanish)

How to uninstall:

Just delete the screen saver folder and you're done. No registry keys, no installers, no spyware, no crapware, no shit.

One more thing, it's marked as beta just because when you enter the Screen Preferences panel the screensaver behaves... hmm... funny, but believe me, it can't do any damage to your system.

If you have ideas, graphics or whatever (if you bring me a 3d dtoid I'll let you rape my sister) just drop me a comment or PM.

Enjoy!

Also, cocks. Of course :D