[Disclaimer: This blog does not represent the views or opinions of Enkido as he exists in a sane state and he cannot be held responsible for the content expressed in this article. For real, he has uncovered a huge conspiracy within our comunity. Also, cocks.]

As many of you may have seen, Neonie did not write a stellar review of Jim Sterling's eating habits on his Destructoid blog, going so far as to say:

"I’m pretty sure sugar stars are small enough for you to eat all of them in one go. And wouldn’t you know it he still left half a bag"

Half the bag indeed Neonie. Half the bag indeed... The fact of the matter is Neonie wrote all over the wall of a bog at Destructoid about how he was entitled to his fact, which is what his review of Jim's eating habits essentially were. That fact may have quite possibly been tainted thanks to revealing photos taken of the person in question.
Please enjoy xhibitz A below:



Now not all internet vijea gaem critics need be observed to ascertain their eating habits, but a man like Jim Sterling must be observed in order to fully appreciate his eating habits. If you think that's bad, it does not stop there. Upon further JOURNALISMS there are many more questionable internet critics that are now popping up.

Now you may be looking at this and saying "well just because Jim is big doesn't mean that he finishes all the meals he starts" and while you may be right about the Sterling Eating Habits review, how about you explain what happened to I don't know, maybe the review of CTZ's Shark affiliations. I'm pretty sure there's plenty of proof to prove Hamza's shark lineage, but wouldn't you know it, he only read half the comic:



Now as far as actually reading the comic, I can give him the benefit of the doubt, maybe he read a different one. Unfortunately, I come to find out that he didn't even discuss Samit Sarkar.



And to think I trusted you Neonie, to think I trusted you...