The Halo series is undeniably the most important series in gaming over the past decade.
Before you scream bloody murder… hear me out as I present to you the 5 reasons Halo series not only deserves respect - but demands it.
Unlike anything before it
1. Groundbreaking gameplay
The FPS genre has had a long and storied history since the early nineties - from forerunners such as Catacomb 3D and Wolfenstein 3D, through to modern day blockbusters such as Call Of Duty 4 and Vietcong 2.
However, no other title can match the impact that a certain game had when it launched in November 2001 with the revolutionary Xbox entertainment console. Originally designed to be a real-time strategy title, the game was overhauled to become a 3rd person shooter for the Windows and Mac platforms. Developer Bungie then revamped the game once again to become the masterpiece of design that we now know today as Halo: Combat Evolved.
Revolutionary
Taking the world by storm, Halo: Combat Evolved transported hardcore gamers to stunning battles on alien worlds, intense firefights atop moving vehicles, and tunnels after tunnels of gripping gameplay against the most intelligent game AI ever created.
Gamers were bombarded with innovation after innovation; recharging shields, vehicular combat, limited weapon supply, multiple styles of grenades, seamless loading, procedurally respawning enemies, high definition graphics with real physics, sniper rifles - none of which had ever been seen in the world of FPS games before. The title also paved the way for the popularity of online FPS multiplayer - a flag which was later carried on with pride by games such as Counterstrike, Quake 2 and Unreal Tournament.
Proof - the impact and subsequent fallout from Halo can still be seen in many of today’s popular titles; Left 4 Dead (only carrying a maximum of 2 weapons at a time and dual-wielding pistols), Call Of Duty 4 (ranking and matchmaking systems) and Gears Of War (emphasised melee combat and grenade tagging).
2. Narrative Genius
Before the release of Halo: Combat Evolved, plots didn’t exist in FPS titles. Fuck, they barely existed in gaming at all. Sure, it was always about some space marine heading to alien worlds to battle alien monsters using huge guns and explosions… but nothing really too complicated.
Then came the Chief.
The Icon
The word ‘masterpiece’ is thrown around too often - more often than not at undeserving and superficial fairy tale archetype narratives that fail (or are too scared) to push the boundaries of this interactive medium we all love called gaming.
But Halo? Put simply - the introduction of Master Chief into the gaming narrative landscape is comparable to the impact of On The Waterfront to film, Dark Side Of The Moon to music - or Animal Farm to text.
A modern day Beowulf, the chronicles of Master Chief are intricately woven through tales of loss and death; life and love; betrayal and redemption. Even after the end of the story with Halo 3, The Chief lives on as a literary icon - Cortana his Juliet; The Arbiter his Mercutio… his adventures likened to those of Odysseus, Oedipus and even Jesus.
Spartans! Turn the other cheek!
3. Cultural Impact
The biggest hurdle for the medium of computer entertainment, is that video games are seen as nothing but a ‘toy’ by the general non-hardcore gamer public. Although the medium displays equal (if not more) propensity for cultural stimulus and sensory gratification as do text, music, film and fine art - games are simply not taken seriously.
Hence - the more impact a game has on culture outside the world of video games, the higher the chances of the medium gaining proper recognition.
Thanks to Halo, we are now seeing credible Hollywood directors such as Peter Jackson and Uwe Boll taking chances with blockbuster film adaptions of popular games.
Thanks to Halo, we are now seeing Mass Effect and Gears of War books on the shelves in Borders, right next to A Tale Of Two Cities, The Lord Of The Rings and To Kill A Mockingbird.
Master Chief has become arguably almost as recognisable as the Pope (the dead one) or Mother Teresa (circa 1997). With this amount of cultural integration - who can argue against the importance of Halo as the most viable ambassador for the artistic medium of interactive entertainment?
Which leads me to the next point.
4. Women love Halo
If the biggest hurdle for video games is earning fair and just recognition as an artform in today’s post-modern society - the biggest hurdle for hardcore gamers these days is easily not being able to get their dicks wet.
Before Halo came along on that dusty Thursday in November 2001, the only ways hardcore gamers such as myself could get any action involved one of two things; sedatives or money - sometimes both just in case.
But after Halo: Combat Evolved launched and blew the whole world away, gamers could finally get a chance to finally blow a load off and actually have the confidence to ask chicks out. Why Halo, must you ask? Well, we can all thank that mountain of mancock otherwise known as Master Chief.
Fuck yeah
The Chief might as well call himself Master Pimp after all the ass he’s herded gamer’s way since launch. Why women are so universally attracted to the Chief I’m not entirely sure; either it has something to do with the ‘Tall, Dark Stranger’ thing, the macho buff hero complex women are conditioned to be attracted to - or that he’s packing a 12″. Either way, that is a whole seperate debate. All you need to know, is that the only reason you or your friends have ever gotten laid was because of this man.
Which brings me to my 5th and final reason for why Halo is the most important series in gaming over the past 10 years.
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5. This image
Written by Endstiem - a true Halo fan.
I'll 100% agree on women love halo. All my friends' girlfriends in college wanted to get in on it (although honestly I suspect because it was so culturally acceptable, and so many people played it).
If I wasn't so skewed towards Eastern games I'd 100% agree with you on your thesis, but as it stands I'm almost there. Halo 1 (only 1) was truly groundbreaking, and incredible. I played it with my friends for easily 500+ hours non-professionally, then there was training/tourneys etc. Great write up on a great game.
The last picture seals the deal frankly.
(nice to see you back)
I'll give you 1 and 3, (and maybe 5). Halo was the first console FPS that worked.
Sneaky hiding some valid points amongst all that bullshit. Last pic is pretty sweet.
I think your satire is so subtle that people may not realize you're kidding.
In retrospect, everything you said is hilarious.
You get a high five for being awesome and subtly trolling an army of idiots.
Fuck yeah!
Heh. Truth be told, as Flaming Burrito mentioned, 1 and 3 are definitely valid (when not completely bullshit) :)
Oh, lovely to see you too Ali D.
My initial reaction to the title was something akin to "GTFO," but imagine my surprise when I realize it's a cleverly written satire.
...actually, this is so meticulously well written that it just keeps growing on me.
@Mister
Haha, it had so many valid points! And pics!
My first reaction through point two was: "You've never played Half Life, have you?"
My second reaction from then on was: "That was some clever satire there."
Well played.
I never actually owned halo 1 but I loved it to death. I always played it at a friends house.
Well played. You had me going there for a second.
Okay I just have to say "Modern day block busters like Call of Duty 4 and Vietcong 2"
Vietcong 2? REALLY? You match that up against the likes of COD4 as "Modern day blockbusters"
Fail.
The sarcasm is so thick in here that I can't even breathe.
Hells yeah Mr Pimp!
I was about to get really, really angry for a minute, just because I have a friend who truly believes in the first listed reason; probably because he has never played Goldeneye or Perfect Dark on the N64.
If this isn't really a satire, I will probably hunt you down and kill you with my bare hands <3
that was great :D
I didn't know this was even satire until I read the comments. I was ready to start typing some keys off my keyboard. Good going. :D
1 There's some greatness to be found in the Halo gameplay but you'll pretty much only find it in the multiplayer and theme music. The games do have some cool weapons and vehicles by the way. At the end of the day, Halo is really a run of the mill shooter with a mediocre campaign mode, dull art style and fairly bad hit detection. Halo 1 is still the best of the three titles though in my opinion.
Halo is a fun game but I think people make it out to be the second coming of Christ and a marvel in game design.Truth is, it's not.
2 I give credit to Bungie for wanting to put some focus on a story in an FPS game but there's nothing special or genius about the actual story or writing. Maybe it seems that way to your typical elementary and middle school gamer. In reality, it' s a cliche and bland story with a generic characters and a hero wearing BMX-inspired protective armor.
3 I agree. There's no denying the big impact Halo has caused in pop culture and becoming one of the most popular game franchises in recent memory . It's also the poster child for online home console trash talking. In addition, the franchise has become one o the most overrated games. Halo 3 anyone? I liked Halo 1 but 2 was bad and 3 is even worse.
4 I agree.
5 I agree.
I was about to refute those points, but I don't know why.
That last picture has convinced me. And everybody in a 5 mile radius.
Elegantly written satire. If you're not joking however, you're obviously racist.
and gay.
I c wut u dun right thur.
That last image is from an old April fools issue of Game Informer. Man, I miss those things...
I see it's still cool to dislike Halo and advertise it.
lol, I was thinking "what the shitfuck is this, Jesus Christ I knew Joe Average gamer was ignorant but..."
Then I realised this was meant to be a bit of satire and had a jolly old chuckle.
Point 3 definitely, but personally I think 1 is a bit of a leap, despite what some have said.
@Vexed Alex
This is a pretty well realised bit of satire and exactly what you'd hear from the average Halo fanboy. The game doesn't deserve the reverance some have for it. Yeah it's a pretty good game but so what? The best thing Bungie ever did was put Halo on a console because it would never have been given the same attention by PC gamers with stacks of amazing FPS games to compare to.
It isn't like he just made a shitty post saying "Hurr Halo sux ur all ghey".
Come one guys, lets all be perfectly honest here... Goldeneye was shit
I see it's still cool to dislike Halo and advertise it.
Hmm.... strange that I've got Halo 3: ODST in most Most Wanted games list.
And about 950 gamerpoints in Halo 3....
[i]Okay I just have to say "Modern day block busters like Call of Duty 4 and Vietcong 2"
Vietcong 2? REALLY? You match that up against the likes of COD4 as "Modern day blockbusters"
Fail. [i]
Ack, damn BBCode.
CURSE YOU TO THE HEAVENS!!!!
LOL at number 5.
Actually, reason number 1 is somewhat true. Goldeneye may have been big, but no FPS on a console had as big an impact as Halo.
Case in point: Anybody still playing Perfect Dark? Besides old people who can't let go?
Lots of people still play Halo 2 and 3. Satire or not, people shouldn't get so angry when someone proclaims Halo as "important".
As video games go, it is important, although I have a hard time actually calling any game "important". They're just games.
Why do "hardcore" gamers have such a problem with a good game being popular?
WTF?
I once called Halo ODST Halo OSTD and got flamed for it.
Woah, that bloodsport gif is epic!
Oh yeah, the blog? Err... yeah,,, satire!
well done sir. vote 5!
I've enjoyed the multiplayer elements of the Halo series, but have never cared for the campaign, the back-story, or controls all that much.
I think that it's a solid game series that has been a bit overhyped because of it's popularity, longevity, and cultural relevance for the Xbox (tons of DLC, an RTS side-game, and it defined the original Xbox and set it up for success). Without Halo's success, the original Xbox would have been a totally different system and who knows what the 360 would be like (or if it would exist).
I don't think Halo provided a revolution in multiplayer gaming I mean Unreal Tournament was around for quite some time before it and who can forget the dreamcast for online? Halo was famous because of it's great story in the first one. Afterwards it provided good multiplayer that was well balanced and had some good maps. However, saying Halo is revolutionary is a crock of shit. So many things were done before it that it used. Halo is a good game. Don't get me wrong I love to play it, but saying it is revolutionary is a false idea that has been floating around for sometime. I mean, you can say it invented shield health but that is just regenerative health which had been done before. Plus they didn't really come up with it till the second game. You had a health meter as well in the first one. Really Halo provided a good experience and flourished from its first success. While it is an excellent title, it definitely isn't revolutionary in a lot of the ways you are stating. Let's learn to take an objective view!
@ MAXBRAFF
Read the article a little more carefully..... :)