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So; My Name is Emily- i've Been Gaming Since i Was A Little Girl. i Live in Californiaaaahhhh, i'm A Senior in HighSpizzle. My Birth Was On 69 -_- haha (june 9) My Favorite Types Of Games Are MMO's && RPG's. From Time To Time i Do Enjoy Some FPS Action. i'm A HUGE Dork && DAMN Proud. My Obsession At The Momment is LEFT4DEAD (i've always had a soft spot for zombies)-&& i Recently Splurged On A 360. [finally!!!] i Own A Wii && A 360 As Far As New Gen Go. if We're Talking Old School- i Have Them ALL Accept For Sega && Dreamcast. WOW Fried My CompyBaby ): So i Am Appalled The Thought Of A BloodElf. Oh && i still Play Diablo Two Religously(: Anyway, i'm Not A Competitive Asshole-BUUUTTTT i Like To Have Fun && Win! Wooo!

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Hello Quandrum; My Name is Emily.
EmilyFoxx | 3:33 AM on 12.28.2008 47 comments


Hmmm, is Quandrum Even in The English Language...? Well, Lets Just Say i'm This Close To Writing A Pros && Cons Between Fable Two && Left4Dead. i'm Debating Which Game i Should Play All Night- Seeing As its Almost 2 am... i AM RUNNiNG OUT OF TiME PEOPLE. i've Been Working My Ass Off To Get That Damn CROWNED Achievement in Left4Dead. The Only Problem is i'm Not One Of The Most Dexterous People in The World. But Ever Since i Got That MANVSTANK Achievement i've Been On A Spree Of Good Luck During The Game (i'm not counting the time that i was playing No Mercy on Expert && i was at the last level && the first tank that appeared threw me of the roof... that my friends- is just called bad positioning) i'm Really Hoping This Time i Will Shoot That Witch Right Where Her Hairline Ends!!! But Then Again, i Just RENTED Fable Two; i Know, i Know "FABLE TWO iS NOT A GAME YOU RENT" But i Don't Have The Funds To Just Go Out && Buy it. Especially Since My Boyfriend Broke My Copy Of L4D && i Had To Go Out && Buy Another. Knocked The 360 Over While The Game Was Running- Perfect Circle Scratch ): *sighs* Well... i Better Start On That List...



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Rider Chop's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 04:12
Rider Chop
What the fuck is this caveman writing? Seriously, I see some garbled block of text, did you try to embed a video? There is a bar on the side of the screen when you write a blog to help you with that.
Edit this so that it is ACTUALLY READABLE.
Also, UPPERCASE I. I. I. I. I! When you describe yourself you use an uppercase I. How is it that you type a sentence in uppercase but not the I?!

Did you think it was cute or something? Fuck no. It makes you look stupid, it is one of the most basic fundamentals of writing. I learned it in first grade. What is up with this double ampersand thing? That's annoying too, scrap it.

You can type like an adult, so try it sometime.
Rider Chop's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 04:17
Rider Chop
...And starting every word with an uppercase EXCEPT words that start with "I" like "I like failure" or "I'm going to let my horse type for me"?
KNOCK. THAT. SHIT. OFF.
nebones's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 04:27
nebones
DO YOU PUT OUT?
The Black Smoke's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 04:50
The Black Smoke
Im sure if you typed this up in word the whole thing would be underlined in red, however i just about managed to decipher it. Anyway all the grammar teachers above should loosen up a bit, yeah its f#'king mess but well its her blog i guess..ahh what am i saying this is awful.
emotaku's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 04:57
emotaku
aye cuhzz wutz goooooood
Usedtabe's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 05:16
Usedtabe
Welcome to Destructoid. Also, what the fuck?
Usedtabe's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 05:16
Usedtabe
Hey add me ill play with you: my gt is xDISTRATOx
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 05:56
atheistium
Guys I attempted to translate it;

Hmm, is Quandrum even in the England language? Well, let's just say I'm this close to writing a pros & cons of Fable 2 and L4D.

I am debating which game I should play all night seeing as it is almost 2am. I am running out of time!

I have been working my ass of to get that damn crowned achievement in L4D, the only problem is that I am not the quickest person in the world. But ever since I got that manvstank achievement I have been on a speed of good luck (I am not counting the time I was playing no mercy on expert and was on the last section. The first tank appeared and threw me off of the roof. That my friends is called bad positioning).

I am really hoping this time I will shoot that witch right where her hairline ends! Then again, I just rented Fable 2. I know, I know, Fable 2 is not a game you rent. However I don't have the funds to just go out and buy it. Especially since my boyfriend broke my copy of L4d and I had to buy out and buy another. The 360 was knocked over while L4D was running inside and it ended up with a perfect circle scratch.

*sigh* Well I had better start on that list.
Atlas's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 06:32
Atlas
Protip: Atheistium is an atheist
Vitamin Awesome's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 06:38
Vitamin Awesome
ಠ_ಠ
Fusiontr's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 06:52
Fusiontr
Being the lover of the English Language that I am, I almost just threw up my breakfast

Please learn to type with proper grammar and spelling so as to avoid similar incidents happening in the future

Thank you
Also, welcome
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 07:04
Justice
The fact that Athiestium could translate that is worrying. Also where is Takeshi when you need him to do what he did with viXen, here.
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 07:54
atheistium
@JUSTICE what did he do to Vixen?!
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 08:09
RonBurgandy2010
While it's not a wall of text, it's still more like a hurdle.

The community has also gone easy on (read: hit on) girls here in the past, and is something we aim to remedy.


We're starting with you.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 08:13
Justice
Remember the blog where she was asking to play CoD4 with some people, it was that one or soon after. Anyway she didn't set her photobucket to private and it got haxx0red. Then the flaming began and Takeshi and others posted all her half naked myspace pics in the comments. It had more than 100 comments in the end!

Fun times.
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 08:17
atheistium
@JUSTICE lol oh wow.

@RONBURGANDY2010 When I gave girls shit who were obvious idiots people got all pissed at me for it saying I was jealous. So I am not allowed to call girls out for being stupid now. :/
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 08:22
RonBurgandy2010
@atheistium
Go ahead, have fun. You now have one less person who's going to get pissed.
njsykora's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 08:48
njsykora
@Atheistium

Go nuts, I get pissed off by idiot girl gamers more than most people.

Also, this person has the Man vs Tank achievement and I don't. Where's the fucking justice in that?
Dead Movie Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 09:05
Dead Movie Star
Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
SilverDragon1979's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 10:15
SilverDragon1979
Uh oh .........
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 10:20
Daxelman
This is why you guys SUCK at L4D and Gears 2 multiplayer.

Instead of practice, you shits do this crap and complain when little missy here kicks your sorry old asses all over Xbox Live.
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 10:30
pendelton21
Umm...
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 10:48
MrSadistic
weLCOME 2 desTRUCtoid, ILY
Danshir's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 11:12
Danshir
If it wasn't for the translation by atheistium I would have no idea what just happened here.

Is this some type of social experiment? I'm confused...wha...*implodes*
Pangloss's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 11:49
Pangloss
It's almost sad, because if I deciphered the brief list of games you like correctly, the only thing that truly differentiates you from most of our community here is the fact that we know how to write in the fucking English language. So I'm almost sorry that I basically have to rage at you, but not really.

I hate you and your kind for what you have done to the English language. You can come play with us when you understand that the terrible sin of a dialect you use on myspace and in text messages is not welcome here.
ThunderHeartXI's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 12:05
ThunderHeartXI
You give a bad name to my kind. Get the fuck out.
Mr Wrighty 987's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 12:28
Mr Wrighty 987
my heads hurts trying to read that shit! meh
norm9's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 13:34
norm9
How ya doin'?
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 13:51
Brian Szabelski
Hi, can we help you?
Pangloss's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 13:57
Pangloss
I just wanted to say briefly that I did laugh briefly when I reread the first sentence and saw "Is Quandrum even in the English language". You should have run the same check for the rest of this syntactical abortion.
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 13:59
Aziel13
Fable dos nough said
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 16:13
Mushman
That made my head hurt, seriously, I read halfway and gave up.


Better luck next time, you'll need it.
ZServ's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 17:48
ZServ
...
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 18:15
Corak
Myspace, teenage texting, ponys, jonas brothers, and everyone else who likes those things and can understand something like this are ------->>>>>> that way. GTFO.
Krow-Kupo's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 20:17
Krow-Kupo
This is fucking brilliant.
akathatoneguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 20:49
akathatoneguy
I was waiting for the part where you ask me to give you my bank account info so you can transfer some funds from Nigeria before giving me half of the money as a fee for helping you out.
Scrixx's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 22:37
Scrixx
What the fuck ಠ_ಠ
Mentok the Mindtaker's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2008 14:26
Mentok the Mindtaker
"I'm going to let my horse type for me" LOL silly horses can't type

Also, every one around here loves to bitch about anything that is wrong in the c-blogs. Just ignore them.

Also, if you are planning on playing L4D hit me up on live @ Bahhizle.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2009 13:57
Holyetheline
Welcome to Destructoid friend.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2009 22:53
king3vbo
Ouch my brain
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