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meh... I think I'll just keep changing my sidebar until I find something I'm happy with.

slightly relevant stuff... I'm old (49), I'm female, I'm happily married.

more relevant stuff... I like online FPS games, I like to play online with other Dtoid members. I'm primarily a PS3 gamer but you can occasionally find me on Xbox (though I don't currently have gold, but expect to get it again around Christmas).


PSN: Elsa
XBL: Elssa62
Playstation Gamer Advisory Panel Member (GAP)

Currently Playing:
PS3:
Two Worlds 2
Uncharted 2 and 3
MAG (mostly Raven, though I have a SVER alt)
... and occasionally Warhawk, UT3, Resistance 2 co-op or Killzone 2!

Xbox:
Halo Reach.
Left 4 Dead 2
Divinity 2: Dragon Knight Saga


Recent Favorites:
WARHAWK!!
UT3
Portal 1&2
Sacred 2
Bioshock series
Oblivion
Fallout series
Dragon Age: Origins
Resistance series
Killzone 2
Left 4 Dead 2

Can't wait for:
STARHAWK!!!
Skyrim!





Some blogs I wrote that I like:
Girls with Guns
Guess the Gender
A Girl's Guide to FPS Gaming
Me and My Chainmail Bikini...
Adopt a Troll!
Fanboy Wars - the game!

Promoted C-Blogs:
Undies and a Knife
He dumped me! That Bastard!
Love/Hate: Being a Girl Gamer
The Future: The Year is 2029
My Expertise: Leader of Men
The Great Escape: From Physical Pain
More than Just Noise: Boom Headshot!
2010 Sucked: Game Addiction Issues
Technical Difficulties: He teabagged me!

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Who's Sexy?
Elsa | 11:45 AM on 09.11.2009 59 comments


It's funny, but I started writing this blog thinking that creating a sexy female character game seems easy... giant boobs and partial nudity seems to please most men (gauging by the blogs on characters like Bayonetta), however I was specifically thinking about male characters. This just seems more difficult. In the past we've had our pretty boys:


... a big no for any guy with longer hair than me, or that looks prettier than me, or that looks like he's 15

We' ve also had those "over the top" manly men with gargantuan muscles like most any guy created by Epic, and of course Kratos, Matt Hazard and Duke Nukem:


... another big no for any guy that looks like he uses steroids and probably has a teenie weenie.

Recently though, we're starting to see some sexy guys in video games. These are kind of average guys with realistic body types. They are "manly" men consistent with western concepts of attractive. They are also older, more mature men. They are men like:


Chris Redfield... a bit young, but yummy.


Altair... mostly hidden adding a bit of mystery, but a strong manly face.


Nathan Drake... Physically he's an average guy... a guy you might actually want to take home to meet the parents


Sam Fisher.... mmmmmm.... love that rough look and that he's been married. There something very sexy about a guy who knows commitment and had a daughter.


... my personal favorite - Old Snake. Yeah, I'm biased because my husband is over 50 and has a gray mustache - but for an old guy, Snake still has buns of steel!


Now of course I have my own tastes in what is "sexy" and I'm sure other ladies will have different tastes... but I do think that developers are getting closer in creating some attractive male characters - but who do you think is sexy? Why do you think they are sexy? What would be your ideal sexy game character? If you like women, do you like the current trend in unrealistic females with massive boobs, tiny waists, long legs and practically no clothes? Many women seem to find "realistic" males more attractive - would men find a more realistically rendered female more attractive, more sexy?

Men are very visual in their sexual response (which accounts for the huge sale of women's lingerie), while I think that women tend to be more emotional in their sexual response. I think this makes it more difficult to create a sexy male character because you have to give him an appealing character and history. Sam Fisher being married makes him a more attractive character to me. What about the men on this site - is there some type of personality, background, history that makes a female character more appealing?

... and I'd love to see this as a monthly musing at some future point if they are looking for ideas. I think it's good for developers to get a better idea of what contributes to creating an "attractive" video game character.

So my own qualifications for a "sexy" video game character are roughly the following:
* a rough and tumble manly look (like Sam) that is realistic
* mature... in that vague age range between 35 and 50
* he's been in a committed relationship, either married or has been married (because commitment is sexy, being a male slut isn't sexy)
* he's had kids (cause being a dad is sexy)
* a sense of humour! (yes, those Battlefield Bad Company guys were smokin hot sexy)
* he has a reason to kill (and isn't just blindly killing so called "bad guys")
* he has a nice butt! (yeah, I'm a a butt-gal. A nice tight set of buns you could bounce a quarter off of is sexy!)

What's your list?



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Bulkmailer's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2009 12:11
Bulkmailer
fap fap
Andrew Kauz's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2009 12:15
Andrew Kauz
I'd totally tap Sweetwater's ass. Totally.

Really, though, I found my created character in Mass Effect alluring for the following reasons:

Jennifer Hale's voice
Bright green eyes, auburn hair
Holy crap, a personality!
Spent a lot of time with that game

I don't know if it's really a matter of thinking she was "hot" as much as just liking the character, and having a female character that didn't feel like a "female character," but instead just felt like a person that happened to be female.
JACK of No Trades's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2009 12:25
JACK of No Trades
Thanks Elsa. This post made my day!
Aurain's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2009 12:25
Aurain
Bayonetta's cheap-ass and ugly

Mitsuru is sexy :P
SuitcoatAvenger's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2009 12:25
SuitcoatAvenger
Lack of Mike Haggar invalidates list.

Also, what Kuaza said about Mass Effect.
Joanna Mueller's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2009 12:26
Joanna Mueller
I'm all for the more realistic characters. And before anyone protests or questions your assessment that guys with kids are sexy I can honestly attest that the first time I saw my husband playing soccer with his niece and nephew I knew I wanted to marry him. There is just something appealing about a guy who is good with kids.

Other than that I want someone likeble who I don't mind following around for an entire game. No incessant wining or "woe is me" moments. I want a guy who can take action, admit his mistakes and keep going. Bonus if he's good with a sword, I have no idea why, but I find that sexy too. Must be something to do with the dexterity. Rrrrrrr.
Mentok the Mindtaker's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2009 12:35
Mentok the Mindtaker
You really do have some of the best posts around these parts. LOL, buns o steel!
VampireChrist's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2009 12:37
VampireChrist
having a daughter is sexy? hell yes. go me
Stevil's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2009 12:38
Stevil
Can I nominate myself?

I have a 360 Avatar, so that makes me vaguely eligible, right?

I'd do Henry Townshend from Silent Hill 4. Just cos he's a shirt wearer. All shirt wearers are sexy. Unless they tuck it into their trousers...then they're just middle aged dads and peadophiles.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2009 12:52
MrSadistic
admiral ackbar
Sean Carey's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2009 12:55
Sean Carey
-- attractive without it being the focal point of their identity
-- capable and independent but not to the point of being totally closed off
-- intelligent, clever, or crafty
-- sense of humor
-- reminds me of wifey

Examples : Alyx Vance, Zoey, Jade, Liara

Fun post! They need to come up with an Buns of Solid Snake exercise video.
TriplZer0's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2009 12:59
TriplZer0
As far as female characters go, gravity defying boobs and scant clothing don't really do it for me. Personality is a must. No giggling school girl-esque stuff or helpless damsel in distress. In order for a female character to be attractive, she has to have some sort of personality and can take care of herself. She doesn't have to be a total bitch or anything, just not whining and useless when put into a situation when she's alone.
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2009 13:01
Elsa
@Kauza... that's what I was wondering. It sounds like guys maybe do want more than T&A in terms of "sexy" female characters, and that personality is important.

@Aurain... I had to look up Mitsuru and at least she wears clothes! (She still has the skinny with big boobs thing going on though)

@Suitcoatavenger... Mike Haggar falls into that 'teeny weenie" category! :)

@Zodiac... exactly!! There really is something inherently sexy about a man interacting with children (or even knowing that he has in the past in the context of a game). I also agree that personality is a factor - whining and "woe is me" is most definitely a turn off!

@VampireChrist... yep!

Stevil, On Henry, a good choice - but for me he always seemed a bit "emo" looking for some reason! LOL

I just think that with larger games, developers can incorporate more in the way of personality and background into their characters. I also think that men might actually be more demanding than just a pretty face and huge boobs in terms of what makes a female character sexy. More realistic female avatars (Alyx Vance being an example) can be just as sexually appealing as outrageous stereotypes of the female form such as Bayonetta.

... Walkyourpath... just saw your comment, and again, my point about men wanting more from their female characters and possibly that a vague sense of realism might actually work!
(and yeah, they definitely need that workout video!... and Kojima could probably make it fun, odd, yet actually work!)
Arkhon's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2009 13:13
Arkhon
I think the only video game character I've ever felt attracted to was Alyx Vance from Half Life 2 and the episodes. First of all, she's not dressed like a slut and doesn't have a ridiculously exaggerated figure, unlike every single female Japanese video game character and most western ones as well. Second, she's funny and has a unique personality (at least among female video game characters). She's also one of the few video game companions I can think of who never gets in your way and is never annoying.
Arkhon's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2009 13:18
Arkhon
@walkyourpath:

I can't believe I forgot Liara and Zoey.
wanderingpixel's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2009 13:22
wanderingpixel
What about Gordon Freeman?

Also, the sexiest female game character out there is a tie between Alyx Vance and Samus Aran.
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2009 13:25
DaedHead8
Despite her appearance in Playboy (which I found awkward and off-putting), I'm still quite attracted to Bloodrayne. Not for the reasons you might think though. Sure, she looks great in her tight leather and God knows I love red heads. However, I think the think that attracts me the most is the attitude she has. When she walks in a room she looks around and she knows that she could kill absolutely everyone there. That's just sexy to me. Plus, like Zodiac Eclipse mentioned, there is something sexy about swords and the two big blades that Rayne carries around and the way she uses them are definitely a turn on for me. So I guess my list would be violence and a bad attitude? What does that say about me? o_O

As for men, I've always thought FFXII was the place to be for sexyness. Between Basch and Balthier, I think any woman or gay man would be covered. Those two just exude sexyness IMO. Just ignore Vann if you can, I know he's a total turnoff.
Primo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2009 13:27
Primo
Alicia from Valkyria Chronicles is sexy.
casualweaponry's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2009 13:27
casualweaponry
I prefer my video game women fully clothed. It's a little silly to see a woman all decked out in battle armor, but with an exposed midriff.

So, off the top of my head I can think of Vice, Mature, and Yuri (from King of Fighters), Alyx Vance (Half Life series), Jade (Beyond Good and Evil), and C. Viper from Street Fighter 4.

And as an aside to the guys: I got a lot of attention from the single moms (and the women there in general) when I attended my nephew's little league games. Holding my two year old niece while rooting for my nephew made me seem more approachable I guess. I can't wait for the season to start again :D
Stevil's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2009 13:30
Stevil


Josh Carter - Another Foxy Shirt Wearer

Actually he was a pretty likable character in Obscure. Probably the only one! But he also proves my 'shirt wearing = sexy' point. Too bad they killed him off before the sequel began. The gits.
Deathofthedead's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2009 13:39
Deathofthedead
Walkyourpath nailed it. Jade, Alyx, and Zoey are three of the most honestly attractive characters in all of videogamesdom. I'd also have to add Meryl (in MGS1, at least), Kate Archer, and April Ryan to that list. Less big boobs, more real personalities and genuine beauty.
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2009 13:44
shipero
-44DD tits
-Doesn't talk

This is like the golden age of female characters for me.
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2009 13:46
Elsa
@triplezer0... glad to know that the helpless female is no longer appealing (I just hate those)

@arkhon... not annoying is also a good quality!

@wanderingpixel... I actually did think of Gordon Freeman, and he almost made my list, but he really didn't have a strong personality in the games - he seemed a bit dour for some reason.

@Daedhead... that's 2 votes for redheads! On Basch, he's kinda got that long haired Fabio thing going on, Balthier is better, but still has an effeminite look that doesn't personally appeal.

@Primo... for some reason anime characters always seem so young to me. That being said, I'm just not into anime games and this was one of the reasons I posted the blog - to see the diversity of what people consider to be sexy.

LOL@casualweaponry... and now guys will be running around looking to borrow young nieces or nephews! :)
Regarding battle gear... I think that this is one thing that has always bothered me. A lot of the female characters are not only attired in "lack of clothing" but often times the clothing is totally impractical within the context of the game.

@Stevil... yeah, shirt wearing is sexy if it has rolled up sleeves and a casual look. If they've got suspenders and buttoned up to the neck - not for me! :)

DeathoftheDead... glad a guy mentioned Meryl! (and that's the third redhead to be mentioned!)

LMAO Shipero!!
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2009 13:48
Elsa
... as an added note, I wonder what people would find attractive in same gender characters! I'm sure again that everyone's list would be unique, but I'm sure that there might be some interesting consistencies of interest to developers.
Sean Daisy's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2009 14:04
Sean Daisy
Excellent blog again Elsa. It's refreshing to read a blog about male sexuality in videogames. There is an increasing demographic shift in gaming toward a more balanced proportion of genders and posits such as this are going to come into greater light.

Anthopologically what you're saying is quite correct: Healthy, fit, full-breasted women are more attractive to men as these women would traditionally provide a greater chance of survival through childbirth. The qualities in men that you refer to as attractive such as maturity, sense of humour and child-raising skills naturally point toward good father figures.

I hope you're not having tea because I'm about to let you know the anthropology through why women like muscular bums on men. A more muscular rear means that a man would potentially offer a more powerful pelvic thrust and therefore offer a greater possibility of impregnation through intercourse.
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2009 14:05
DaedHead8
Maybe I'm weird, but personally, the things I find sexy in other guys are things that I want for myself. Muscular without being a roided out freak, intelligent, sharp wit, well dressed, self confident. Oh and they have to have an enormous penis, like a city block in length. That last bit is important.
Sentry's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2009 14:18
Sentry
Me, I'm sexy!
Sentry's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2009 14:19
Sentry
(Oh shoot, there's an actual post with content and words and stuff. Oy..)

You've got some decent taste in manly types, miss missy.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2009 14:29
Y0j1mb0
Fun Blog, E!
Usedtabe's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2009 14:34
Usedtabe
Awesome write up. And holy crap, a Mr.Sadistic sighting. This blog wins just for bringing that bastard out of hiding.
Jesus H Christ's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2009 14:44
Jesus H Christ
"Nathan Drake... Physically he's an average guy"

wat
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2009 15:07
Tubatic
Nice Topic!

-Chun Li, If there's one thing I'm a sucker for, its curvy hips and strong stems. Doesn't hurt that despite being "the strongest woman in the world" she'll still taunt you with a cheery smile.
-Fran from FF12, voices are a big deal for me. Fran's voice melts me.
-the BarKeep from Twilight Princess, one of the sexiest characters in any game. For a Nintendo character, she radiates a surprising level of confident sexuality
-Momohime from Muramasa, delicate and classy yet also bad ass! There's something very sexy about being more formidable than you appear to be.
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2009 15:21
Tubatic
Oh hey, as for same gender characters!

-Auron from FFX, aside from being a bit grim (on many levels), he's got a tough voice and comforting resolve
-Old Snake, you can't play behind an avatar for 12 hours and not appreciate the buns on that dude. Its true.
-Dingo Egret from ZOE2, gruff, tough, strapped into a machine and a skilled pilot. Sweet Skillz are sexy.
-Largo from Valkyria Chronicles, despite fitting the gruff quota and being pretty buff, he's a total nerd. Have you heard that dude talk about vegetables? HAWT!
-Wrex, don't judge me.
CelicaCrazed's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2009 15:34
CelicaCrazed
Seung Mina from Soul Calibur. A strong woman on a mission is good in my books. Plus she already knows how to handle a long stick so her and I would get along just fine. Cammy is great too. Actually I'm a sucker for any woman with an English accent haha.

If Maria Kirilenko was in a recent tennis game I would have included her. Then again Maria Sharapova is in Virtua Tennis. They may not be "true" video game characters, but this is my comment and I will include them if I want!! :P

The problem with most female video game characters is that very few have been fleshed out to be anything other than eye candy....and I mean outside of RPGs which I don't play too much of. Fun-loving, humourous, athletic women are what I like. Now that I think of it, Elena Fisher of Uncharted fits the bill *prays for girl-on-girl action with the Aussie in Uncharted 2*

^_^
FatherChesz's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2009 15:57
FatherChesz
Damn it, Sentry took my idea. I still stand by my assertion, however.

Claire Redfield takes the cake in my book. Pretty, tough, and caring to boot.
Mentok the Mindtaker's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2009 16:49
Mentok the Mindtaker
What about Dante from Devil May Cry ,a little young for your tastes I know but, but i could see him being in his early 30's in DMC 4.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2009 16:54
Takeshi
Tubatic is right.

Auron is goddamn sexy. If I was a girl I would know what to do.

Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2009 17:18
Elsa
Character voice...nice to see a couple of people mention that and I totally forgot that aspect! Yeah, a sexy voice is really essential (and yeah, accents are sexy!).

@takeshi... honestly... just not seeing the sex appeal there! (and what's with the napoleon arm pose?)

@Mentok... yeah Dante was a possibility, but young for my own tastes (and again, there was something a bit effeminite about him)

@Father chesz... yeah, Sentry is sexy. :)
(and glad to see Claire mentioned!!)

LOL Celica! ... and yeah, Elena seems more "realistic".

Tubatic... a couple I'm not familiar with, though had to look up Wrex - ummmm... no bestiality comments forthcoming here!
On the female characters you find attractive, I like the descriptor "radiates confident sexuality"... also "delicate and classy, yet also a bad ass". Those are qualities I like hearing!

Jesus... average meaning he's well... no bulging biceps, kind of a droopy ass for a guy... just well.. average.

Daedhead... well dressed... interesting that you mention that quality. I can't offhand think of a "James Bond" male character (excepting of course James Bond)... and most other well dressed guys can come across as girly when "well dressed" is fancy stuff with guy cleavage. On the penis thing.... sadly, most male characters appear to be eunichs! (or else it's really cold out)

@captainbus... excellent comment!!! Yes, you've nailed a lot of the underlying science behind "sexy". :)

Thanks for the comments... I find it an interesting topic to see what others define as "sexy".
Arkhon's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2009 17:18
Arkhon
I don't know about attractive qualities in men. I do know some characters I like and wouldn't mind being friends with. Wrex from Mass Effect is one. He's just cool. Ugly, though. I usually have him wear a helmet.

I know a lot of people didn't like Faith from Mirror's Edge, but I like the fact that she clearly wasn't designed to give guys a boner, because she's flat-chested and the game is in first-person the whole time. I wish there were more female characters like that, just to piss off gamers who only care about boob size.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2009 17:54
Takeshi
Really? BOOOO! Napoleon arm pose is to get it out of his garments really quickly if he has to protect somebody. Like sexy harmless girls and stuff! (and harmless whiny boys too)

And Sexy female game characters?

Like Celica said.
Elena Fischer from Uncharted: Drakes Fortune.

I like her basically for the same reasons you like Nathan.


Julia Chang from Tekken

It does help that my ex-girlfriend now best friend looks like her and her name is Julia as well.




But my favorite is still:


Lulu from Final Fantasy X

I couldn't believe she got pregnant from Wakka in FFX-2. Really, REALLY? Damn. That game is wrong in so many ways.



Certainly not Yuna. She's kind of cute but not sexy.
SilverDragon1979's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2009 18:02
SilverDragon1979
Elsa, you totally just described me, especially the part about having a great ass!

Great blog btw. I absolutely loved it.
SilverDragon1979's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2009 18:05
SilverDragon1979
Oh yeah ... I forgot to mention that my favorite female characters are Jade from BG&E and Elana from Uncharted.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2009 18:10
Darren Nakamura
Chris Redfield has a reasonable body? His biceps are the size of my waist.
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2009 18:33
garison
I freaking love you, Elsa. Such a great blog.
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2009 18:57
Elsa
@Silverdragon... then move those spectacular buns and go make me a sandwich! :)

@Dexter... yeah, Chris is a little on the muscled side... but at least somewhat proportionally realistic.

@Takeshi... I don't know a lot of the RPG/anime characters, but Luna does seem to evoke a serene form of power and her sexuality isn't overt and in your face, but seems more subtle. Nice choice (as are your other female choices... I seem to agree better with your choice in women than your choice in men! LOL!)

@Arkhon, mentioning Faith is interesting... she seemed sexy in an "athletic" way... more trendy more modern!

Hey garison! Thought you might approve! :)
(though your insight on "sexy" game characters would also be appreciated! who do you think is an attractive character?)
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2009 19:02
fetusmilk
no dante?
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2009 19:04
ace of knaves
Fantastic post. Jade and Alyx are the pretty obvious standby picks, as there aren't many realistically attractive women with personalities in games.

As for male picks...let's see. Maybe Nathan Drake? And pretty much anyone from the Ace Attorney games. What a bunch of sexy freaks.
PsychoSoldier's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2009 19:50
PsychoSoldier
I agree with you on Chris and Nathan, tomorrow I am going to do one of this myself.
Chad Concelmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2009 19:56
Chad Concelmo
Not enough Phoenix Wright! :)
Jonathan Holmes's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2009 20:32
Jonathan Holmes
Yeah, Phoenix is the hottest, though his ass is still a mystery to us. You may like him in Apollo Justice. At that point, he's got a daughter and he's looking a little more "mature".



Forgive his hat. His daughter made it for him.

Also, awesome post.
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