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meh... I think I'll just keep changing my sidebar until I find something I'm happy with.

slightly relevant stuff... I'm old (49), I'm female, I'm happily married.

more relevant stuff... I like online FPS games, I like to play online with other Dtoid members. I'm primarily a PS3 gamer but you can occasionally find me on Xbox (though I don't currently have gold, but expect to get it again around Christmas).


PSN: Elsa
XBL: Elssa62
Playstation Gamer Advisory Panel Member (GAP)

Currently Playing:
PS3:
Two Worlds 2
Uncharted 2 and 3
MAG (mostly Raven, though I have a SVER alt)
... and occasionally Warhawk, UT3, Resistance 2 co-op or Killzone 2!

Xbox:
Halo Reach.
Left 4 Dead 2
Divinity 2: Dragon Knight Saga


Recent Favorites:
WARHAWK!!
UT3
Portal 1&2
Sacred 2
Bioshock series
Oblivion
Fallout series
Dragon Age: Origins
Resistance series
Killzone 2
Left 4 Dead 2

Can't wait for:
STARHAWK!!!
Skyrim!





Some blogs I wrote that I like:
Girls with Guns
Guess the Gender
A Girl's Guide to FPS Gaming
Me and My Chainmail Bikini...
Adopt a Troll!
Fanboy Wars - the game!

Promoted C-Blogs:
Undies and a Knife
He dumped me! That Bastard!
Love/Hate: Being a Girl Gamer
The Future: The Year is 2029
My Expertise: Leader of Men
The Great Escape: From Physical Pain
More than Just Noise: Boom Headshot!
2010 Sucked: Game Addiction Issues
Technical Difficulties: He teabagged me!

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I touch myself
Elsa | 4:50 PM on 12.23.2009 48 comments


Ok, so I'm getting all these weird PSN notes from people on my buddy list saying "Is it fun?", "are you done yet?" or just "LMFAO!" and I'm wondering "what???". I scan through all the messages and hit one that says "I touch myself??" and a light bulb goes off in my head!

Apparently Singstar must now show the song that you are singing ... and yes, I was singing "I touch myself" by the Divinyls (it's in my vocal range!). This must have been a recent update and I'm now shuddering to think that my varied and well... bad... musical tastes are now being broadcast for my entire buddy list to see! I Touch Myself... a song by the Divinyls... but best remembered from Austin Powers when he did a dance to the song to battle the fembots! The song always reminds me of that scene... and it makes me laugh!



I also play Singstar with my husband... so no, it's not me singing those Johnny Cash songs... but yes, it was me singing "What's New Pussycat" by Tom Jones! You know, I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry. In some ways I don't like that everyone on my buddy list now sees my terrible taste in music... but on the other hand I found this hilarious once I figured out what was going on!

Anyway, short blog, but I just found this too funny not to share!



...oh, and I can't embed the video or music because of restrictions... but for those that can't remember the song, here's a link to the video by the Divinyls:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FGk63Fv7t4

EDIT: and a big THANK YOU to Hash who found the Austin Powers version... it's in Spanish (though the song is in English)... and the scene is hilarious!!!



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Technophile's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/23/2009 16:58
Technophile
You have the best blog titles ever.
BS3 Owner's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/23/2009 16:59
BS3 Owner
PSN Friends never let things slide Elsa...
(( Being a girl gamer doesn't help things. ))

BTW That's pretty funny. XD
Anonymouse's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/23/2009 17:08
Anonymouse
Off topic here, but your title reminded me of this fabulous quote:

Guy 1: "I say, stop making sexual innuendos!"
Guy 2:"How bout I put it in your end-o?"
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/23/2009 17:27
Monodi
I do it at day, evening and night!
Joanna Mueller's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/23/2009 17:30
Joanna Mueller
You just keep getting more and more risqué with your blog titles. I predict 100 responses and most of them disappointed :P
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/23/2009 17:30
Kraid
I touch myself too Elsa , I touch myself too.
bluexy's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/23/2009 17:35
bluexy
Such a tease, hahahah. This was totally Singstar's goal all along.
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/23/2009 17:39
DaedHead8
Zodiac Eclipse is smart. This blog is not what I thought it would be about. =P
Nicojay2's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/23/2009 17:57
Nicojay2
Heady with ecstasy you share what you're doing with everyone one your friends list. Calming down you feel regret and embarrassment, and create this totally plausible reason.

Oh you're Elsa, you're very good.
Nicojay2's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/23/2009 18:06
Nicojay2
everyone *on* your

you're *good* Elsa

I'm going back to te festivities.
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/23/2009 18:15
Knivy
Haha, I didn't know what it was gonna be about, but that song immediately came to my mind with the title. It's a fun song, I understand you!
DF's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/23/2009 18:17
DF
Oh, you. :P

inb4 "I came as soon as I heard a girl was touching herself" or something as silly.
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/23/2009 18:18
Los255
Would it be bad to say I'm touching myself while reading this blog?
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/23/2009 18:20
garison
WHY IS MY PALM ALL HAIRY!!!???
HiddenAHB's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/23/2009 18:26
HiddenAHB
Naughty naughty little girl you are Elsa.
And that's why we love you.
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/23/2009 18:28
RAB
man, good thing I never sang that song "i like to masturbate into goldfish bowls and watch them eat it"
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/23/2009 18:28
RAB
not that i do that.

its a song.
Michael Brown's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/23/2009 18:47
Michael Brown
I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did. Sandwich now plz.
HASH's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/23/2009 18:48
HASH
Let me give ya a hand.
0:50 starts
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONAqC2DjXTI
wanderingpixel's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/23/2009 19:09
wanderingpixel
What a touching post.

See what I did there?
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/23/2009 19:20
Elsa
LOL! When I figured out what had happened I was initially horrified but soon saw the humour and found it quite funny! The incident also led to an obvious and rather "catchy" blog title! If anyone else gets a laugh out of this... then my job here is done!

I wish that they would let you know what shows on your PSN ID when you're playing a game, watching movies or listening to music though! I had to find out the hard way! I will forwarn people that rent movies from the some of the PSN movie services... what you're watching does show! I'm Canadian so I don't have access to movies... and that's probably a good thing!
GamesAreArt's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/23/2009 19:50
GamesAreArt
I touched myself to this blog...And I think you know what I mean by that.
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/23/2009 19:51
ace of knaves
When I saw the title of this post, I decided to read it because I like Singstar. Yes, surely that is what happened.
timtheterrible's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/23/2009 20:07
timtheterrible
I'm starting to see a definite trend with these headers.
WankerJist's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/23/2009 20:10
WankerJist
Haha...
At that point, I think I would disconnect from PSN :P
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/23/2009 20:41
Xzyliac
Oh Tom Jones. I hate you.

The thing that always sucks about working in a grocery store is all those classic hits (and laughable ones) lose so much of their charm.

Well except for Kelly Clarkson. Does Singstar have Kelly Clarkson? I would so buy it for some Kelly Clarkson. We only have one Kelly Clarkson song on the Rock Band side of the music game universe and it's not even Since U Been Gone.
Isay Isay's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/23/2009 20:52
Isay Isay
@Anonymouse

Alright..geez I'll stop
CelicaCrazed's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/23/2009 20:55
CelicaCrazed
What is this sick filth!? Haha I found it hilarious :p

I think it's a trick by Sony to get us to download more songs. I only know a few songs off the disc and I don't really want people to see that I've been singing Toxic hours on ends >_>. Not that singing downloaded songs from The Ting Tings would be any better haha!! <_<

So SingStar Queen is good?? I wish that they just put all their songs on the SingStore as I would more likely download on a whim then buy another karoke game. Then again, i'd get more milage out Queen then the original offerings.
/ramblings
Artemus's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/23/2009 22:04
Artemus
Ha ha! Funny.
Damn you technology! Can't we have a little privacy anymore?!
adultswim810's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/23/2009 22:22
adultswim810
i half expected that you actually were touching yourself while playing singstar. now THAT would be bad.
TonicBH's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2009 03:35
TonicBH
I'm manly enough that I can openly admit here that there are songs I like in Rock Band 2 that are sung by women.

As for actually singing... I don't have a microphone, so it's unlikely anybody will hear me try to hit those high notes any time soon in any karaoke-based game, and my voice isn't really that deep for a man's.
KrazyKraut's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2009 04:44
KrazyKraut
:) :)

Hope you never stop to write stuff like this.

anyway..wish ya merry christmas elsa!
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2009 05:38
Takeshi
Haha! I love it. Had the same thing when watching Vidzone. I need to make a secret account for when I watch 90's Euro dance video's.
Stevil's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2009 05:42
Stevil
Did someone say they hated Tom Jones? He's the patron saint of my country...and our flag has a dragon, bitches!

"Think I'm gonna dance now!"
*shuffles around 360 degrees on the spot*
Oh Tom!
*throws my boxers at him*
ikiryou's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2009 06:06
ikiryou
I can almost hear you singing Johnny Cash's Fulsom County Blue ("I once shot a man just to watch him die"). It's accurate, you do shoot men just to watch them die...and get XP ^__^


Merry Christmas!
Vhaius's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2009 06:33
Vhaius
I'm disappointed.





Still aroused though.
the guy with the hat's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2009 07:03
the guy with the hat
Same as techno, It really drawn me in ;)
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2009 08:14
RonBurgandy2010
I'm horny now.
shinryu's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2009 08:26
shinryu
this is still better than the dude who set his msn to display the music he was listening to, and then proceeded to watch gay porn on media player.
SilverDragon1979's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2009 09:25
SilverDragon1979
Oh Elsa .... you are awesome. This could honestly only happen to someone like you. :-)

BTW ... did you check out my 12 Days of Chritstmas blog yet and watch the video? If not, you need to!
Gyrael's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2009 16:13
Gyrael
Dammit Elsa.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2009 21:58
Qraze
they're watching you. watching what you play.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2009 10:13
Holyetheline
This brings me back to my childhood. Does singstar have any Radiohead? You should be singing their songs if they do. :) I'm sure your voice sounds beautiful singing "I touch myself" and "What's new pussy cat" anyway though.
Piellar's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2009 09:01
Piellar
I must admit I also clicked out of curiousity... but the laughs were worth it. :)
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