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I'm 50 years old, I'm female, I'm happily married, I'm retired from the work force... and I spend way too much time gaming. I enjoy long walks on the beach, with a gun, often with my husband - shooting n00bs. We can currently be found shooting random people in MAG or Killzone 3, but we also like to travel and are looking forward to an upcoming adventure in space with Dust 514.
I not only like to shoot people, I also enjoy cooking and crafting. Mostly I make my own armor in games like Skyrim and cook my own potions after a busy day of hacking and slashing my way through various critters, guards and bandits in most any WRPG game.

If you're into a threesome or foursome with a mature couple, then come join us - only be sure to bring a med kit. We're old, sometimes we fall down and can't get back up without some help!


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PS3:
Uncharted 3
Modern Warfare 3
MAG (mostly Valor, though I have a Raven and SVER alt)
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Xbox:
Two Worlds
(I don't currently have gold and only use my Xbox for the occasional older WRPG single player game)

iOS (iPad and iPod Touch)
mostly casual word games... I do love my word games!


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Bioshock series
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Fallout series
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Resistance series
Killzone
Left 4 Dead 2

Can't wait for:
Dust 514!!!
Diablo 3 on PS3!





Some blogs I wrote that I like:
Girls with Guns
Guess the Gender
A Girl's Guide to FPS Gaming
Me and My Chainmail Bikini...
Adopt a Troll!
Fanboy Wars - the game!

Promoted C-Blogs:
Undies and a Knife
He dumped me! That Bastard!
Love/Hate: Being a Girl Gamer
The Future: The Year is 2029
My Expertise: Leader of Men
The Great Escape: From Physical Pain
More than Just Noise: Boom Headshot!
2010 Sucked: Game Addiction Issues
Technical Difficulties: He teabagged me!


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Elsa's Review of Randombullseye's Review of Jim Sterling's Review of Saboteur
Elsa | 5:11 PM on 12.05.2009 35 comments


Doing reviews of reviews of reviews is always a tricky thing. I have the greatest respect for Randombullseye, for Jim and for the game the Saboteur (even though I've never played with any of them). However, it's Saturday, I'm bored. If you are as bored as I am, then hit the jump to read on!


I have no idea what Randombullseye looks like... but let's pretend he looks like this!

Subject: Review of the Review of the Saboteur (a Destructoid exclusive)
Author: Elsa's review of Randombullseye's review of Jim's review
Released: December 5, 2009
MSRP: $1,000,000


Reviewing a review is what gamers do... usually with such illustrious comments as "this blows" or "Jim sucks", but let's just take it one step even further and review a review of a review, something this gamer has always wanted to review.

I'll start by saying that the writing clarity and skills are much evident in Randombullseye's review of Jim Sterling's review. He intelligibly makes his point in his review that Jim's review left him perplexed on certain aspects of the game and he felt there was a need for further clarification. Randombullseye has also effectively used wonderful graphics of Destructoid's beloved Jim Sterling to emphasize plot points in his review of Jim's review. In the end, his review clearly recommended Jim's review but makes the point that no one wants to read anything on a Saturday... because that's the way they do things in America.

While overall I found Randombullseye's Review of Jim's Review to be exceptional, I must say that the last part was narrow minded and overly critical. There are other nationalities on this site... people that do read reviews, and reviews of reviews on a Saturday. There might even be someone out there who will read this review of the review of a review... on a Saturday!

... and those people might even be ... CANADIANS!





SCORE: 9.5 -- Excellent

Don't miss out on reading Randombullseye's Review of Jim Sterling's Review of The Saboteur!
http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/randombullseye/review-of-jim-sterling-s-review-of-the-sabatour-156946.phtml

or reading Jim Sterling's Review of The Saboteur
http://www.destructoid.com/review-the-saboteur-156887.phtml



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32 comments | showing # 1 to 32
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Anonymouse's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 17:33
Anonymouse
I lol'd.
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 17:48
Naim Master
...IT'S ON!
RIMoonlight's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 17:50
RIMoonlight
You know this is going to cause a massive chain reaction of 'review of a review of a review of a review', before the internet implodes from it all.
PanOpticon's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 17:50
PanOpticon
So Meta
CelicaCrazed's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 17:51
CelicaCrazed
9.5!? Wow how much did Randombullseye pay you?? I read his review of Sterling's review and it is clearly a 9.2. That 0.3 difference is lost in the deep end in the pool of biased. I would know, I am an expert in biasology. Posting a link to Kotaku would have saved this blog since we could have been redirected to someplace good.

Ahaha I guess it was about time for a new meme to pop up :P
father33's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 17:53
father33
That's funny, her skidmark kinda resembles a leaf! But why is it red?
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 17:56
Kraid
I don't think that your review of Randombulleye's review of Jim's Saboteur review should be about your opinions on the opinions of the opinions of the game.

you are clearly biased madam.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 17:57
MrSadistic
7/-24 firetrucks
Tonglongninja's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 18:00
Tonglongninja
I'm Australian, but it's sunday morning here, so I suppose I can't validate the theory of people outside america reading a review of a review of a review on a saturday... also, that canadian girl must be freezing... she should go inside where its warm and read something.
manasteel88's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 18:08
manasteel88
Bias!
Sean Carey's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 18:16
Sean Carey
F'n WIN, Elsa.
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 18:24
Daxelman
Elsa, that Canadian chic might beat Spiderman and the American Flag, the Sentry would so wreck that bitch.

Otherwise, good review.
TheJesusNinja26's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 18:25
TheJesusNinja26
Wouldn't this be a DOUBLE DOWN?
Trebz's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 18:29
Trebz
$1,000,000 is way too much for a review of a review. I'll just torrent it.
nukka jdav's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 18:30
nukka jdav
Meme this shit yo. MEME IT
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 18:30
Takeshi
Because the Canadians freed us from the German oppressors in WWII, I have to give this review 40/45 Forces canadiennes.
Sterling Aiayla Lyons's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 18:37
Sterling Aiayla Lyons
My review of the review whad be a review of the game what be a videogame:

That's classy, 11/10.
Havoc Fang's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 19:04
Havoc Fang
I predict something horrible.

A review of a review of a review...of a review.

By god, it just might work.
timtheterrible's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 19:06
timtheterrible
Wow, I used to date a girl that looked exactly like the cheesecake girl. Weird.
Alasdair Duncan's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 19:39
Alasdair Duncan
Best review of a review of a review I've read in a while. 9/10, but that's like my opinion maaaannn.....
KingSigy's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 19:53
KingSigy
Wow, this stuff is hilarious. You guys definitely get along well.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 20:00
Jim Sterling
I disagree with your opinion therefore this review was written badly. You fucking suck. I am never visiting this site again even though I said that earlier and have so far been unable to leave.

GameTrailers has better reviews of reviews.
Blasto's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 20:23
Blasto
Jim Sterling's opinion on your opinion of Randombullseye's opinion of Jim Sterling's opinion is *head asplode*
ikiryou's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 20:38
ikiryou
Your true opinion cannot be false or incorrect which in that case must be true. Naow moving to Canada to see cheesecake wrecked by Sentry.
akathatoneguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 02:08
akathatoneguy
YOU ARE BIAS MA'AM
Wintersocks's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 04:07
Wintersocks
MOAR LIKE 99/0.15043

ZOMG U SOOOS BIAS AGENST TPL.
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 14:03
mistic
this is turning out to be a great new meme :-)
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 16:25
Elsa
My review for the comments on this review of a review of a review... 10/10!!
Lunacy's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 19:24
Lunacy
You guys have no idea how awesome it is in Canada. Our women are so resilient, they wear swimsuits all year round.

actually it's too cold in the summer to go outside, I lied
Usedtabe's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 21:22
Usedtabe
Sauce for cheesecake girl please.
SpeedNut's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2009 08:40
SpeedNut
@ Jim Sterling's comment: What the hell man, I can't believe you just crossed the streams. Have you not learned anything from Ghostbusters??? Now the world is going to 'splode.
KrazyKraut's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2009 12:11
KrazyKraut
the canadian chick is hot
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