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I need help... also Retroforce
Elitechief27 | 8:52 PM on 02.03.2008 9 comments


Hey guys i am a bit new here, but i was a lurker for a while so i know some of the ins and outs of the site. I was trying to post a LONG comment on the Retroforce pre show page but it wouldn't go through so could someone just message Dyson and the guys so they can look at my blog post with the comment on it (AKA this one). Though before you say it I already know that noob blog is noob but thats kinda what I am for at least right now.so help me out guys.

THE EPIC POST feel free to read and comment


hey guys i am a long time watcher first time writer (ltwftw for the win) i have some questions for each and every one of you so put on your retro caps and take out your #2 DS styluses so we may begin
let us start with the host AKA Dyson or Profesor Tor Coolguy
1 whats up with Pepsi no offense but Coke was how i was raised
2 if you need to take your time with a name, take as much as you need say it slowly and above all PRONUNCIATE i have an hard time with odd looking names too so this will help you as well
3 Pepsi or NES/SNES
4 you must appease the dead salvation army retro god by helping out the others recive retro goodies

now let's go on to a high note with Chad ConFREAKINcelmo
1 if you could only have one impacted your life what would it be
a all things nintendo
b Dolphin's/Rainbows/Puppys/etc....
c Colette and the crew of retroforce
2 its always nice to share the spotlight so let Topher, Colette, and Dyson have the openers once every blue moon
3 is the vego painting appeased this week because on one hand good game but on the other it's just one ONE!!
4 what happened to the inflatable christmas flamingo
5 we want more top tens

so that we may now return to the real world, topher if you would be so kind....
1 choose your destiny
a korean whores
b shmups
c pancakes
d MORTAL KOMBAT
2 with titles like Omega Five, Metal Slug 3, and Rez HD could this be the downfall of virtual console and the rise of
XBLA, and if so will you go to cloud nine and institute the word fap while chad will unhappily go to the non-dolphin laced real world
3 speaking of Rez, is it the best week EVER and where will your other 3 controllers be placed
4 i was suprised at the lack "fap" being used in the shmup episode once is not enough to express your deep love for shmups
5 did you ever get that guy's unused saturn

now for the retro femm fattalle Colette
1 only one
a chocobos
b SNES
c Chad and dolphins
2 thank you for turning me on to phoenix wright, but what possessed you to pick it up
3 [obligatory LAWLZ BEWBS question] what became of your christmas gift
4 How much do you love southpark because your cartman voice is spot on

Finally, for you all as a group
1 only 15 more shows till the bet is on
2 i found a nice NOT emulation site for NES games i have been playing SMB3 nonstop http://www.nintendo8.com/
3 Mortal Kombat or Street Fighter

Keep goin almost done.... ok many of you will say this so i will say it first
Long post is long
Secondly I am sorry for the punctuation/grammar nazing
Third please let my post be talked about because not to be an ass or anything, but i will keep reposting it because i want my questions answered and so probably do most of the other listeners
Lastly {and maybe most importaintly} I WON 900 BUCKS ON THE SUPERBOWL FAP FAP FAP BEST NIGHT EVER


Also,so this post will be video game related who would win in a fight Dantae from DMC series or Ryu Hayabusa From Ninja Gaiden. I think it would be an epic battle but in the end Dantae would use his demonic powers to slightly overcome Ryu's ninja skills

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