(I can haz free XBLA points?Kthx.)


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnndddddd welcome to Elitechief27's blog. Destructoid's number one blog with a Space Trojan Helmet as its usurer’s avatar. I'm your host Elitechief27, and that is about enough of ripping off Retroforce Go!. So I am writing this blog for about the same reason as everyone else which is LAWLZ FREE SEXBOX POINTZ ON TEH INTERNETZ. Now that this thing it finally starting, I just have to say that I'm probably not more in need of these points than anyone else, but I want to throw myself into the mix and try to win these points. (Queue public service announcement) I mean there are starving kids in Africa crying out for XBLA points so they can play Arcade games while they starve and have their livers pecked out every day by eagles{kudos to whomever can get my reference}. So please, send starving kids XBLA points. The More You Know [shooting star] (end public service announcement). We now return to Elitechief27's blog, already in progress on Destructoid T.V

So I told her that’s not my muffler, that’s my Great Aunt Denise Huxtable. Ha ha ha......Oh your back. Now, where was I? Oh of course, free Arcade points. Now when I was little, my gaming muse had not leapt up and smelled the coffee yet. This means that I missed loads of really rad retro (alliterations FTW) games. Now that my sleeping gaming giant (whom I like to call Phil) has been awoken, I long for the classic games of yesteryear. With the advent of teh internetz and technology, we are now able to relive and discover both old and new games. I already have a few Arcade games, but, as you know if you are a regular Retroforce listener, there was a glut of good games released right in succession before t went right back to crap. Then with your help I will be able to download games like Triggerheart Excellica, Rez HD, Metal Slug 3, Omega Five, Super C, E4, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Arcade (which makes the above picture matter), and many others.

Where there is XBLA, there is downloadable content, and a plethora of new gameplay experiences. With the upcoming New Maps for both Call of Duty 4 and Halo 3 I am at a need for some points. Also, with all of the songs, released and upcoming, for Rock Band, it is a vital necessity for 360 owners to have points. I mean, we all love our game consoles, but it seems as though Microsoft is nickel and diming us to death so we need free points wherever we can find them. If that means that we have to do some things we are not proud of (this blog excluded because I enjoy writing blogs) then so be it.

Well that is my story, and I’m sticking to it. I know it wasn't the easiest thing to read because of the length and me sort of sounding like an advert at the end, but I hope you guys didn't just skim and had fun reading it. Please feel encouraged to comment on how great or fail it was. At least it is the length EDS asked for without pulling a Rev Anthony. All and all, thanks for reading. I am Elitechief27 of the Destructoid community, and I approve of this C-Blog.