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Hey everybody. Since you are reading my sidebar, you are probably wondering who the Jesus TEETEE tap dancing Christ I am. Well, let's get started in devouring who I really am.

I am a guy, so don't worry, I have come to expect some trolling on my blog. I started reading Destructoid either around the time of the Bonus Round Blogosphere(should be Blogocube) episode, or when Sterling was trashing Tay Zonday about something. I lurked for a while, started looking around the front page and C-Blogs, and started to know the in's and outs of D-Toid. As you see on my friends list, pretty much everyone of those people helped lure me into this wild and crazy site. The thing that pushed me over that edge though was Retroforce GO!'s first comment episode. I had been an avid listener before joining, so when the time came that I could ask the retro gods anthying I want, I had to strike at that opportunity. A few episodes ,had padded and I still hadn't been brought up on the show, so I knew I had to do something special, something spectacular, something Japanese. It was then that I started the Haiku.

The Haiku was formed in the land of Mordor in the fires of Mount Doom and........wait no, that's the One Ring. I always get them confused. Anyway the Haiku was a success and took off from episode 40: The Hype episode, which i won and still haven't gotten around to E-Mailing Dyson about and probably never will . Some of you ignorant fornicators might be wondering what a Haiku is.It is a japanese poem and follows a 5-7-5 syllable scheme.




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I was about to hug my girlfriend but....
Elitechief27 | 1:52 PM on 01.04.2009 12 comments


...The mosquitos were going crazy and she said there was no way.



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The Incredible Edible Egg's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2009 14:56
The Incredible Edible Egg
It doesn't seem to have the same effect via text, but I lol'd!
ryu89's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2009 15:31
ryu89
Nice.
Vlambo's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2009 15:48
Vlambo
You don't have a GF, who the hell you kidding
Elitechief27's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2009 15:51
Elitechief27
Shut your hole firecrotch. Barry white can get any chick he wants
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2009 16:12
Aziel13
did you bone her afterwards
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2009 16:13
Maurice Tan
You don't ha.. BENTO BENTO BENTO BENTO

BENTO
Jamie McGinn's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2009 16:39
Jamie McGinn
B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BENTO
Elitechief27's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2009 17:16
Elitechief27
-_________-
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2009 17:30
aborto thefetus
This is still going on?
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2009 20:33
RAB
no, its not.
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2009 01:12
atheistium
face
CrocBox's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2009 15:58
CrocBox
hahawut?

also, BENTO
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