Hey guys i am a bit new here, but i was a lurker for a while so i know some of the ins and outs of the site. I was trying to post a LONG comment on the Retroforce pre show page but it wouldn't go through so could someone just message Dyson and the guys so they can look at my blog post with the comment on it (AKA this one). Though before you say it I already know that noob blog is noob but thats kinda what I am for at least right now.so help me out guys.
THE EPIC POST feel free to read and comment
hey guys i am a long time watcher first time writer (ltwftw for the win) i have some questions for each and every one of you so put on your retro caps and take out your #2 DS styluses so we may begin
let us start with the host AKA Dyson or Profesor Tor Coolguy
1 whats up with Pepsi no offense but Coke was how i was raised
2 if you need to take your time with a name, take as much as you need say it slowly and above all PRONUNCIATE i have an hard time with odd looking names too so this will help you as well
3 Pepsi or NES/SNES
4 you must appease the dead salvation army retro god by helping out the others recive retro goodies
now let's go on to a high note with Chad ConFREAKINcelmo
1 if you could only have one impacted your life what would it be
a all things nintendo
b Dolphin's/Rainbows/Puppys/etc....
c Colette and the crew of retroforce
2 its always nice to share the spotlight so let Topher, Colette, and Dyson have the openers once every blue moon
3 is the vego painting appeased this week because on one hand good game but on the other it's just one ONE!!
4 what happened to the inflatable christmas flamingo
5 we want more top tens
so that we may now return to the real world, topher if you would be so kind....
1 choose your destiny
a korean whores
b shmups
c pancakes
d MORTAL KOMBAT
2 with titles like Omega Five, Metal Slug 3, and Rez HD could this be the downfall of virtual console and the rise of
XBLA, and if so will you go to cloud nine and institute the word fap while chad will unhappily go to the non-dolphin laced real world
3 speaking of Rez, is it the best week EVER and where will your other 3 controllers be placed
4 i was suprised at the lack "fap" being used in the shmup episode once is not enough to express your deep love for shmups
5 did you ever get that guy's unused saturn
now for the retro femm fattalle Colette
1 only one
a chocobos
b SNES
c Chad and dolphins
2 thank you for turning me on to phoenix wright, but what possessed you to pick it up
3 [obligatory LAWLZ BEWBS question] what became of your christmas gift
4 How much do you love southpark because your cartman voice is spot on
Finally, for you all as a group
1 only 15 more shows till the bet is on
2 i found a nice NOT emulation site for NES games i have been playing SMB3 nonstop http://www.nintendo8.com/
3 Mortal Kombat or Street Fighter
Keep goin almost done.... ok many of you will say this so i will say it first
Long post is long
Secondly I am sorry for the punctuation/grammar nazing
Third please let my post be talked about because not to be an ass or anything, but i will keep reposting it because i want my questions answered and so probably do most of the other listeners
Lastly {and maybe most importaintly} I WON 900 BUCKS ON THE SUPERBOWL FAP FAP FAP BEST NIGHT EVER
Also,so this post will be video game related who would win in a fight Dantae from DMC series or Ryu Hayabusa From Ninja Gaiden. I think it would be an epic battle but in the end Dantae would use his demonic powers to slightly overcome Ryu's ninja skills
First of all, you could try to PM Dyson here, the PM button is by Add friend.
Second, you may want to pick a few of those Items and submit it in the comments. I dont think there is anyway they would read all of that on the show anyway.
I have a better idea- How about you tards leave the new guy alone, and since we finished recording a few hours ago, we'll answer the questions right here.
1. The correct answer is b. No, a. No... no, b. a?
2. I think Virtual Console will always have its rightful spot just for what it is: a place to download games that are hard to find and aren't accessible to people who are too stupid to emulate. I'm happy to see XBLA getting some decent stuff for a change, though.
3. Yes. And if I had more than one, they'd all be in my pants.
4. There was a collective 42 minutes of me saying "Fap" that was edited out to keep the show at a reasonable length.
5. No, because he's a bastard. I might steal it, though.
Firstly, I don't have a forum account. When I joined the site, there was a weird problem with some form of the accessing needed to get to the forums. Niero and I tried to figure it out for forever, but the end result is the same: no forums for me :P
But, anyone who wishes to can reach me at dyson@destructoid.com, or the whole crew at retroforce@destructoid.com.
Now for the Q and A time.
1 whats up with Pepsi no offense but Coke was how i was raised
It would be safe to assume that I was raised differently.
2 if you need to take your time with a name, take as much as you need say it slowly and above all PRONUNCIATE i have an hard time with odd looking names too so this will help you as well
Thanks?
3 Pepsi or NES/SNES
SNES - I spent about eight years without drinking soda (just recently restarted), but I've never gone without my SNES
4 you must appease the dead salvation army retro god by helping out the others recive retro goodies
[b]Do you mean the other cast members, or the listeners? I always try and help out the rest of the 'Force, but there's only so much one man can do. If you mean helping out the listeners, then keep being a fan of the show; this is the year that RFGO! will change retro ;)
1. I have to say "C" because Colette is the greatest thing that has happened to the world ... ever! But I am going to go with the non-existent "D: All of the above." :)
2. You're right. *hanging head in shame*
3. The Vigo painting is not very happy this week. It is a good game, though, but still ...
4. You don't want to know. :)
5. YAY! I think you are the only person that has told me that! How about "Top Ten Reasons Why You Are Awesome!"?
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First of all, you could try to PM Dyson here, the PM button is by Add friend.
Second, you may want to pick a few of those Items and submit it in the comments. I dont think there is anyway they would read all of that on the show anyway.
http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Dyson
Hope that helps :)
ya, i'd like to know too
How about, when they do another show, you post this in the comment board of that post.
And next time, use English in a proper manner so that they may be able to understand what the fuck you said.
Strangely enough, I don’t think Dyson has a forum account. I tried to PM him before, and it said something like “No such user”. But anyway, welcome!
I have a better idea- How about you tards leave the new guy alone, and since we finished recording a few hours ago, we'll answer the questions right here.
1. The correct answer is b. No, a. No... no, b. a?
2. I think Virtual Console will always have its rightful spot just for what it is: a place to download games that are hard to find and aren't accessible to people who are too stupid to emulate. I'm happy to see XBLA getting some decent stuff for a change, though.
3. Yes. And if I had more than one, they'd all be in my pants.
4. There was a collective 42 minutes of me saying "Fap" that was edited out to keep the show at a reasonable length.
5. No, because he's a bastard. I might steal it, though.
Firstly, I don't have a forum account. When I joined the site, there was a weird problem with some form of the accessing needed to get to the forums. Niero and I tried to figure it out for forever, but the end result is the same: no forums for me :P
But, anyone who wishes to can reach me at dyson@destructoid.com, or the whole crew at retroforce@destructoid.com.
Now for the Q and A time.
1 whats up with Pepsi no offense but Coke was how i was raised
It would be safe to assume that I was raised differently.
2 if you need to take your time with a name, take as much as you need say it slowly and above all PRONUNCIATE i have an hard time with odd looking names too so this will help you as well
Thanks?
3 Pepsi or NES/SNES
SNES - I spent about eight years without drinking soda (just recently restarted), but I've never gone without my SNES
4 you must appease the dead salvation army retro god by helping out the others recive retro goodies
[b]Do you mean the other cast members, or the listeners? I always try and help out the rest of the 'Force, but there's only so much one man can do. If you mean helping out the listeners, then keep being a fan of the show; this is the year that RFGO! will change retro ;)
And Street Fighter, of course.[/b]
Hmmm ... BBC code is weird. Oh well.
Great questions! :)
1. I have to say "C" because Colette is the greatest thing that has happened to the world ... ever! But I am going to go with the non-existent "D: All of the above." :)
2. You're right. *hanging head in shame*
3. The Vigo painting is not very happy this week. It is a good game, though, but still ...
4. You don't want to know. :)
5. YAY! I think you are the only person that has told me that! How about "Top Ten Reasons Why You Are Awesome!"?
Thanks for listening, man. <3