Image edited for effect. The game's not that super shiny.

As I'm sure everyone is aware by now, the Red Faction: Guerilla beta is out, and kicking in full force. Grim & Brad Nicholson have already posted their impressions (much to Volition's delight) and I'm having just as much fun with the game, if not more.

I've been playing the game for the past few hours with other Dtoiders via IRC, and I have to say- it fucking rocks. Smashing shit and shooting razor discs at people while flying is just as fun as it sounds. I'll post my impressions here later, since I have to write them up anyway.

Earlier, FilePlanet made the Red Faction: Guerilla beta open to the public for North American and European residents (Sign into FilePlant and click here), but it seems people have been having trouble with getting their beta codes, specifically European residents. Luckily, I've already got my code- and after giving out about 6, I've still got a shitload to give out.

So its contest time! Well, not so much contest time. More like giveaway time. I'm sure that some of you have already tried your luck at getting a code, but to no avail, and there's even some of you that are lazy.

I'm going to give away Red Faction beta keys to the first 100 or so (whoever wants it, really) who comment on this post, but it's not that easy.

You must comment with one of the following four things:

1. A shooped picture of NamelessTed.
2. A paragraph's worth (1-3 lines is fine, even) of NamelessTed fanfiction.
3. An insult to NamelessTed.
4. A reason as to why anyone would hate Ted.

While 4 is the easiest, number 2 is a trick, because no one is a fan of NamelessTed.

Comment away! I'll PM your code to you as soon as possible!

P.S.- Shank grenade.