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11 Reasons Why Black People Are Better Than Sharks, Dolphins, and Dinosaurs (Plus 12 They're Not)
Electro Lemon | 7:38 PM on 08.26.2008 43 comments




11. B
10. A
9. S
8. K
7. E
6. T
5. B
4. A
3. L
2. L
1. Morgan Freeman!



HE'S GOT THE GLOW!

BONUS: Twelve Reasons Black People AREN'T Better Than Sharks, Dolphins, or Dinosaurs

12. APPLE BOTTUM JEEEENS
11. BOOTS WIT DA FUR
10. (WIT DA FUR!)
9. DA WHOLE CLUB WUZ
8. LOOKIN AT HUUUUUR
7. SHE HIT DA FLOH
6. (SHE HIT DA FLOH)
5. NEXT THANG U KNO
4. SHAWTY GOT
3. LOW LOW LOW LOW
2. LOW LOW LOW LOW
1. Martin fucking Lawrence.



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BigPopaGamer's Destructoid Blog
So remind me again how the greatest collection of thugs and gangsters of your race coming together to play a sport is better than Sharks and Dolphins??

Now Morgan Freeman, that's a good debate.
Zombutler's Destructoid Blog
BOTY(Blog of the year)
pendelton21's Destructoid Blog
This battle is now officially over.
randombullseye's Destructoid Blog
The glow you say?


Mxyzptlk's Destructoid Blog
But sharks and dolphins can swim...
taumpytears's Destructoid Blog
Necros is gunna make a racist list now. Also Mxy wins.
GuitarAtomik's Destructoid Blog
Amazingly enough, I used to play basketball all the way up through middle school.
MechaMonkey's Destructoid Blog
Mxy has executed a textbook argumentative negation, rendering your position completely unsustainable.
blehman's Destructoid Blog
NOW WHAT IT DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Redzie's Destructoid Blog
THATS RACIST!!!




...oh wait, its lemon.
Y0j1mb0's Destructoid Blog
LMAO.
Sharpless's Destructoid Blog
Reason number one wins it. Well met. But you forgot an important one:


MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
a black man invented peanut butter
CountingConflict's Destructoid Blog
you win lemon
Alexradl's Destructoid Blog
Mxy wins.
Chad Concelmo's Destructoid Blog
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Wow. Very nice. :)
BluFire's Destructoid Blog
God dammit. I love Morgan Freeman.
aborto thefetus's Destructoid Blog
You forgot Souljaboy for reasons they aren't.
superbeefy2050's Destructoid Blog
WHAT A SECOND. WAIT A GODDAMN SECOND.
A white man invented basketball. At a YMCA. IN CANADA.
Proof



PS: he's a relative of mine.
superbeefy2050's Destructoid Blog
Woah, wtf. Gay link
Proof
MajinFro's Destructoid Blog
There should be a tie for 1. Sam Jackson and Morgan Freeman are tied in awesomeness.
NihonTiger90's Destructoid Blog
Victory for Lemon
Arcanum's Destructoid Blog
#1_in_the_Hood_G!!!!!!!
Daxelman's Destructoid Blog
I am Black.

And I approve of this Blog.
BluFire's Destructoid Blog
I always thought it was spelled "FURR" in APPLE BOTTOM JEANS (JEANS), BOOTS WIT DA FURR (WIT DA FURR), AND DA WHOLE CLUB...
I'm so god damn white. And I'm only 75% white technically since my Grandfather's from India.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Destructoid Blog
lol, nice
Simmons 2pt0's Destructoid Blog
@Beefy

first to introduce the use of a helmet in American football

What a pussy.
NobodysDream's Destructoid Blog
BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN EVERYWHERE

I want to release a concept album that is two hours of Morgan Freeman reciting hyphy and crunk singles in spoken verse.

It will sell millions.

P.S. I'm sorry 50% of Public Enemy is Flava Flav. The other half makes up for it.
superbeefy2050's Destructoid Blog
@simmons
What can I say, he was Canadian. There are a few members of my family we dont talk about and then there's people like Mike Nesmith from the Monkees
Ub3rSlug's Destructoid Blog
I heard your people are going extinct. I hope you make it.
Tubatic's Destructoid Blog
Also, Robert Downey Jr played a black man in a movie.

He has never played a Dinosaur, Shark, or Dolphin.

seriously, I checked
ArrestedDeveloper's Destructoid Blog
When you see it, you'll shit bricks.

Justice's Destructoid Blog
How can you dislike Martin Lawrence, why you're not black at all!

Didn't you also say you didn't like Bernie Mac?
Aziel13's Destructoid Blog
XD lolz right in the kissah
Kryptinite's Destructoid Blog
@Mxyzptlk

I can't not stop laughing at that...because it's true.


...fucker.
Senisan82's Destructoid Blog
thank's alot man, now i got the glow song stuck in my head...great...♫♪ When you got that glow! your baaaawdy's gold! ♪♫
Das Inchworm's Destructoid Blog
justice is right man you cant be black and dislike martin lawrence. He is responsible for the funniest sitcom in the 90s hands down. Fuck all that fresh prince bullshit.
gotdurnrite's Destructoid Blog


I'm Barack Obama, and I approve this blog...half the time.
jackal27's Destructoid Blog
The comment above mine might be the greatest thing I've ever seen. Ever.

Also:

DENZEL WASHINGTON!!
Naim Master's Destructoid Blog
i like cake.
etfp's Destructoid Blog
omg this was fantastic.


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