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I am on a super sugar rush right now I don't even know why the fuck I'm posting this but I will anyway. So, yeah, Destructoid has a Steam group. If you don't know what Steam is, fucking Google it, 12-year-old. Here is a random ass conversation we just had:
Mr Bread: Come on valve, I want my suprise Doomsday Forte: SURPRISE! Portal 2 is Ep3. Doomsday Forte: :D Doomsday Forte: :D :D :D Mr Bread: Portal 2, now on Wii. Dtoid | Tarvu: :D Dtoid | Tarvu: :D :D :D Eaten by a Grue: I don't know. I shouldn Doomsday Forte: I'd laugh if it was TF3. No Engie update. Eaten by a Grue: 't spend all my money at once, so I'll think about it. DWolfwood: new game = "Valve" where you play as an intern and have to feed Gabe Newell doughnuts Doomsday Forte: No. Doomsday Forte: You turn a valve to feed him donuts. DWolfwood: ohoho Dtoid | Tarvu: The surprise is Portal 2 is cancelled Dtoid | Tarvu: And so is the Engie update Dtoid | Tarvu: And ep 3 Mr Bread: Dammit Doomsday, you just delayed episdoe 3 another week Doomsday Forte: No, the surprise is Episode 2 is canceled. Doomsday Forte: Dohohoh. Dtoid | Tarvu: And Valve is selling itself to EA and Activision in exchange for a volcanic island and a billion dollars Doomsday Forte: Portal 2 is Half-Life 3. DWolfwood: Left 4 D3ad is announced as well as Left "4" Dead Doomsday Forte: Which it very well might be. >_> Dtoid | Tarvu: Left 6 Dead Doomsday Forte: Left 1 Dead. Dr. L0cke: Left 216 Dead Doomsday Forte: With Duke Nukem! Mr Bread: Counter-strike 2, only on the psp go. (GIRL) Bojangles Stringfellow: The announcement is Counter Strike 2 Dtoid | Tarvu: Left 4 D34D Mr Bread: Left 2 Die? Dr. L0cke: Left 1 Dead, on Wii Doomsday Forte: Oh, I know. Doomsday Forte: Super Smash Bros. Valve. Doomsday Forte: It must be true. Doomsday Forte is going to main Sentry Gun. Dr. L0cke: Can only render one person Eaten by a Grue: I don't even know where to jump in. DWolfwood: Portal 2 = ps3 exclusive Dr. L0cke: Left 4 Head? Eaten by a Grue: Hentai game? Doomsday Forte: Heft 4 Lead. Doomsday Forte: :E Doomsday Forte: You carry stuff and get slowly lead poisoned as a result. Mr Bread claps DTOID | Vortex: GOTY Doomsday Forte: And. DTOID | Vortex: EVERY YEAR DTOID | Vortex: ALL YEARS Doomsday Forte: And when you typo? It'll auto-generate hype for HL4. Dr. L0cke: Deft 4 Lead Mr Bread: Left 4 dead to, staring the cast of tf2, with portals Dr. L0cke: Peggle Extreme 2 (GIRL) Bojangles Stringfellow: The suprise is CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED Doomsday Forte: XD Peggle Extreme 2. Mr Bread: DID GABE EAT IT? Doomsday Forte: Oh yes. Eaten by a Grue: I'm saving this conversation to a Word Document. Dr. L0cke: Word Dtoid | Tarvu: The surprise is that Gabe REALLY IS RINGO Doomsday Forte: Delt 4 Deaf. :( Eaten by a Grue: Yes, we all saw Mega64. DTOID | Vortex: ive been doing that for awhile grue Doomsday Forte: Leafed 4 TD. Dr. L0cke: GABE IS DEAD Dtoid | Tarvu: Left 4 Dead 4 has you playing as the Beatles in a 1970s Zombie outbreak Dr. L0cke: SUPRISE Dtoid | Tarvu: FACT Doomsday Forte: No, Locke. Doomsday Forte: GABE WAS DEAD ALL ALONG Dr. L0cke: TARVU IS GABE Doomsday Forte: AAAAAAAAH~ Mr Bread: GABE WAS IN LIMBO DTOID | Vortex: GABE IS FONTAINE DWolfwood: GABE IS BRITISH Doomsday Forte: No, WE ARE GABE Doomsday Forte fear. Mr Bread: GABE SHOT JR! Eaten by a Grue: GABE IS LEGION! Dr. L0cke: OH SHI DTOID | Vortex: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DWolfwood: GABE IS BOBBY KOTICK IN A FAT SUIT Eaten by a Grue: Well... Dr. L0cke: JACK BAUER IS GABE Eaten by a Grue: Fuck. Doomsday Forte: Dohoho. Mr Bread: GABE AT ALL THE COOKIES IN THE COOKIE JAR Mr Bread: ATE Eaten by a Grue: GABE IS THE SNIP- Eaten by a Grue BOOM HEADSHOT! Doomsday Forte: GABE IS right behind you. Mr Bread: GABE IS SPY Dr. L0cke: GABE IS ALYX Doomsday Forte: D: Doomsday Forte: 6:53 PM - Doomsday Forte: GABE IS right behind you. 6:53 PM - Mr Bread: GABE IS SPY Xeranarth: gabe is insulted by all these accusations and will eat all of you Doomsday Forte: Good timing. :P DWolfwood: GABE IS OBAMA Mr Bread: OBAMA IS GABE Doomsday Forte: GABE IS NOT OUR GABE DTOID | Vortex: GABE IS GABE Doomsday Forte: :( DTOID | Vortex: OH WAIT Mr Bread: THE GABE DWolfwood: GABE IS BRUCE WAYNE Doomsday Forte: Dammit, you just made me lose The Gabe! Dr. L0cke: GABE LOST THE GAME Eaten by a Grue: GABE IS IRON MAN! Doomsday Forte watches as EP3 is delayed another week. Eaten by a Grue: GABE JUST LOST THE GABE. DWolfwood: have you guys played the Gabe Newell Boomer mod on L4D? Doomsday Forte: GABE IS RAP ARTIST THE GAME WITH A COLD Doomsday Forte: What? XD DWolfwood: have you seen it? Doomsday Forte: I have not, no. Dr. L0cke: Everytime you make fun of Gabe being fat EP3 gets delayed. Mr Bread: GABE HAD A RAP CAREER IN THE NINETES Doomsday Forte: Locke: So it's coming out in 20,153? DWolfwood: http://www.fpsbanana.com/skins/55741 Doomsday Forte: That is terrible. Mr Bread: GABE SELLS GARDEN EQUIPMENT IN INFORMERCIALS Doomsday Forte: Terribly funny! DWolfwood: lol Eaten by a Grue: HALF LIFE FOREVER! DTOID | Vortex: oh god lol Eaten by a Grue: NOW DEVELOPED BY 3DREALMS! Doomsday Forte: They really captured his likeness! Doomsday Forte: Which is scary. Mr Bread: GABE IS A CLOSET FAN OF THE DISCO BAND CHIC DWolfwood: yea lol DWolfwood: even wears glasses Eaten by a Grue: GABE DID THE MOTION CAPTURE FOR THE BOOMER. (GIRL) Bojangles Stringfellow: Suprise is that all the Ep 3 developers scrapped it and are working on a pay-to-play CAD game Mr Bread: Have you seen the randy savage tank mod? Dr. L0cke: 24 Season 6: Everyone grows a beard DTOID | Vortex: you're a bad man bo Dtoid | Tarvu: Guys cross your fingers and cocks for me a second, I'm going to... USE HORN DRILL Doomsday Forte: CAD. You can't mean... Doomsday Forte: You can't! Dtoid | Tarvu: AHAAAAAA DTOID | Vortex: AIM FOR THE HORN Dr. L0cke: Press A to abort. Dtoid | Tarvu: FUCK YEAH SEAKING! DTOID | Vortex: DODGE IT Doomsday Forte: He did it? Doomsday Forte: It wo--oh. Dtoid | Tarvu: Yah Doomsday Forte: Holy shit. And that's about where I stopped caring to keep copying and pasting. Have fun.
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dammitarvustopwinningtherng
WoT wins.
The most we ever get in Steamtoid chat is around 20 people, not everybody talks at once and not everybody is a PC gamer exclusively.
Also, we don't want you because you're talking about Bizzaro Steamtoid and that makes you an idiot. Good day sir.