I am on a super sugar rush right now I don't even know why the fuck I'm posting this but I will anyway. So, yeah, Destructoid has a Steam group. If you don't know what Steam is, fucking Google it, 12-year-old. Here is a random ass conversation we just had:
Mr Bread: Come on valve, I want my suprise
Doomsday Forte: SURPRISE! Portal 2 is Ep3.
Doomsday Forte: :D
Doomsday Forte: :D :D :D
Mr Bread: Portal 2, now on Wii.
Dtoid | Tarvu: :D
Dtoid | Tarvu: :D :D :D
Eaten by a Grue: I don't know. I shouldn
Doomsday Forte: I'd laugh if it was TF3. No Engie update.
Eaten by a Grue: 't spend all my money at once, so I'll think about it.
DWolfwood: new game = "Valve" where you play as an intern and have to feed Gabe Newell doughnuts
Doomsday Forte: No.
Doomsday Forte: You turn a valve to feed him donuts.
Dtoid | Tarvu: The surprise is Portal 2 is cancelled
Dtoid | Tarvu: And so is the Engie update
Dtoid | Tarvu: And ep 3
Mr Bread: Dammit Doomsday, you just delayed episdoe 3 another week
Doomsday Forte: No, the surprise is Episode 2 is canceled.
Doomsday Forte: Dohohoh.
Dtoid | Tarvu: And Valve is selling itself to EA and Activision in exchange for a volcanic island and a billion dollars
Doomsday Forte: Portal 2 is Half-Life 3.
DWolfwood: Left 4 D3ad is announced as well as Left "4" Dead
Doomsday Forte: Which it very well might be. >_>
Dtoid | Tarvu: Left 6 Dead
Doomsday Forte: Left 1 Dead.
Dr. L0cke: Left 216 Dead
Doomsday Forte: With Duke Nukem!
Mr Bread: Counter-strike 2, only on the psp go.
(GIRL) Bojangles Stringfellow: The announcement is Counter Strike 2
Dtoid | Tarvu: Left 4 D34D
Mr Bread: Left 2 Die?
Dr. L0cke: Left 1 Dead, on Wii
Doomsday Forte: Oh, I know.
Doomsday Forte: Super Smash Bros. Valve.
Doomsday Forte: It must be true.
Doomsday Forte is going to main Sentry Gun.
Dr. L0cke: Can only render one person
Eaten by a Grue: I don't even know where to jump in.
DWolfwood: Portal 2 = ps3 exclusive
Dr. L0cke: Left 4 Head?
Eaten by a Grue: Hentai game?
Doomsday Forte: Heft 4 Lead.
Doomsday Forte: :E
Doomsday Forte: You carry stuff and get slowly lead poisoned as a result.
Mr Bread claps
DTOID | Vortex: GOTY
Doomsday Forte: And.
DTOID | Vortex: EVERY YEAR
DTOID | Vortex: ALL YEARS
Doomsday Forte: And when you typo? It'll auto-generate hype for HL4.
Dr. L0cke: Deft 4 Lead
Mr Bread: Left 4 dead to, staring the cast of tf2, with portals
Dr. L0cke: Peggle Extreme 2
(GIRL) Bojangles Stringfellow: The suprise is CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED
Doomsday Forte: XD Peggle Extreme 2.
Mr Bread: DID GABE EAT IT?
Doomsday Forte: Oh yes.
Eaten by a Grue: I'm saving this conversation to a Word Document.
Dr. L0cke: Word
Dtoid | Tarvu: The surprise is that Gabe REALLY IS RINGO
Doomsday Forte: Delt 4 Deaf. :(
Eaten by a Grue: Yes, we all saw Mega64.
DTOID | Vortex: ive been doing that for awhile grue
Doomsday Forte: Leafed 4 TD.
Dr. L0cke: GABE IS DEAD
Dtoid | Tarvu: Left 4 Dead 4 has you playing as the Beatles in a 1970s Zombie outbreak
Dr. L0cke: SUPRISE
Dtoid | Tarvu: FACT
Doomsday Forte: No, Locke.
Doomsday Forte: GABE WAS DEAD ALL ALONG
Dr. L0cke: TARVU IS GABE
Doomsday Forte: AAAAAAAAH~
Mr Bread: GABE WAS IN LIMBO
DTOID | Vortex: GABE IS FONTAINE
DWolfwood: GABE IS BRITISH
Doomsday Forte: No, WE ARE GABE
Doomsday Forte fear.
Mr Bread: GABE SHOT JR!
Eaten by a Grue: GABE IS LEGION!
Dr. L0cke: OH SHI
DTOID | Vortex: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DWolfwood: GABE IS BOBBY KOTICK IN A FAT SUIT
Eaten by a Grue: Well...
Dr. L0cke: JACK BAUER IS GABE
Eaten by a Grue: Fuck.
Doomsday Forte: Dohoho.
Mr Bread: GABE AT ALL THE COOKIES IN THE COOKIE JAR
Mr Bread: ATE
Eaten by a Grue: GABE IS THE SNIP-
Eaten by a Grue BOOM HEADSHOT!
Doomsday Forte: GABE IS right behind you.
Mr Bread: GABE IS SPY
Dr. L0cke: GABE IS ALYX
Doomsday Forte: D:
Doomsday Forte: 6:53 PM - Doomsday Forte: GABE IS right behind you.
6:53 PM - Mr Bread: GABE IS SPY
Xeranarth: gabe is insulted by all these accusations and will eat all of you
Doomsday Forte: Good timing. :P
DWolfwood: GABE IS OBAMA
Mr Bread: OBAMA IS GABE
Doomsday Forte: GABE IS NOT OUR GABE
DTOID | Vortex: GABE IS GABE
Doomsday Forte: :(
DTOID | Vortex: OH WAIT
Mr Bread: THE GABE
DWolfwood: GABE IS BRUCE WAYNE
Doomsday Forte: Dammit, you just made me lose The Gabe!
Dr. L0cke: GABE LOST THE GAME
Eaten by a Grue: GABE IS IRON MAN!
Doomsday Forte watches as EP3 is delayed another week.
Eaten by a Grue: GABE JUST LOST THE GABE.
DWolfwood: have you guys played the Gabe Newell Boomer mod on L4D?
Doomsday Forte: GABE IS RAP ARTIST THE GAME WITH A COLD
Doomsday Forte: What? XD
DWolfwood: have you seen it?
Doomsday Forte: I have not, no.
Dr. L0cke: Everytime you make fun of Gabe being fat EP3 gets delayed.
Mr Bread: GABE HAD A RAP CAREER IN THE NINETES
Doomsday Forte: Locke: So it's coming out in 20,153?
Doomsday Forte: That is terrible.
Mr Bread: GABE SELLS GARDEN EQUIPMENT IN INFORMERCIALS
Doomsday Forte: Terribly funny!
Eaten by a Grue: HALF LIFE FOREVER!
DTOID | Vortex: oh god lol
Eaten by a Grue: NOW DEVELOPED BY 3DREALMS!
Doomsday Forte: They really captured his likeness!
Doomsday Forte: Which is scary.
Mr Bread: GABE IS A CLOSET FAN OF THE DISCO BAND CHIC
DWolfwood: yea lol
DWolfwood: even wears glasses
Eaten by a Grue: GABE DID THE MOTION CAPTURE FOR THE BOOMER.
(GIRL) Bojangles Stringfellow: Suprise is that all the Ep 3 developers scrapped it and are working on a pay-to-play CAD game
Mr Bread: Have you seen the randy savage tank mod?
Dr. L0cke: 24 Season 6: Everyone grows a beard
DTOID | Vortex: you're a bad man bo
Dtoid | Tarvu: Guys cross your fingers and cocks for me a second, I'm going to... USE HORN DRILL
Doomsday Forte: CAD. You can't mean...
Doomsday Forte: You can't!
Dtoid | Tarvu: AHAAAAAA
DTOID | Vortex: AIM FOR THE HORN
Dr. L0cke: Press A to abort.
Dtoid | Tarvu: FUCK YEAH SEAKING!
DTOID | Vortex: DODGE IT
Doomsday Forte: He did it?
Doomsday Forte: It wo--oh.
Dtoid | Tarvu: Yah
Doomsday Forte: Holy shit.
And that's about where I stopped caring to keep copying and pasting. Have fun.
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