Because it told me that if I let it have its way with me, that I'd get to go to PAX in return. And you know what? I've got tickets up to Seattle on Virgin Airlines ready to print out! I also now have a rare STD that no doctor has ever seen before, they don't know what to name it and its really too graphic of a condition to describe to anyone here...But I'm still going to PAX! I love you Destructoid.
Also I love Jimbo, Pikeman, Dax, Zilch, Jack and everyone else from PS3 FNF and I can't wait to play with you guys again once I get my real network up and running here. Also I also love the PC D-toid players too. 360 users can go fuck themselves, except Colette and Tazar, but especially Tactix (Not really though, I love you guys too. Except Tactix).
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about me
Hello-hello Destructoid! I'm your friendly blogger-next-door, Evan, but you're all welcome to call me EarthbounderNess. Actually, I lied about the friendly part, I don't like any of you. In fact, I loathe all of you so much, I'm not next door either, I'm inside your house, in your kitchen, eating all of your food that doesn't suck.
I'm a 23 year old, double jobbin drone, totally livin the "sweet life". I have an unhealthy obsession with dressing up on days other than Halloween about once every other month. See below?
Cliche as it is, I'm a man of many faces.
Cosplay is a huge love of mine, right alongside video games. You can call me names because of it if you want, just don't throw anything at my head, I need to protect my beautiful face.
Really though I just hope you all enjoy what little bits of crap I shell out here. If you don't enjoy any of it, then drop me a PM saying how much you hate me and how I need to go eat paint chips, I won't take too much offense. Promise.
Likes +Cosplay
+Pink Things
+Animu
+Mango
+Vidya Gaems
Dislikes -Demomen and Soldiers fighting
-Jockeys
-Spies
Currently Playing -Team Fortress 2 -Left 4 Dead 2 -Hatsune Miku: Project Diva -Monster Hunter Freedom Unite
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We'll rip your arm off at pax baby
@Hamza
I look so very forward too it baby
PAAAAAAAAX!!
!pax++
:O sorry for being a 360 user you ASS~ :/
<3 I'll rip both of your arms before we get on the plane.
@Aiya
Hey, hey, I said I was only kidding!
I got a PS3 awhile back so I'm cool now, right? RIGHT?!
@Earthbounderness I know I'm just pulling on your arm. :3 I'll someday join the ranks of owning a PS3 and join you XD;;
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