I'm sure there are some people who have long forgotten who the fuck I am, but for those of you who haven't, a hearty "Hello!" to you. After nearly 2 months of travelling from Colorado to New Mexico to Arizona to Southern California and finally to Northern California, I have FINALLY got a place to live comfortably again. Although the entire time I was traveling, I had Travis Touchdown's dialogue from the beginning of No More Heroes going through my head:

"It's gonna be a long, hard road. But who knows? Could kick ass. Could be dangerous. Could totally suck."

I really wish I would have had some reason to put in "...Whadaya say, bro? Join me. Let's see how far we can take this. And for you there, holding the Wii Remote right now, just press the A button. Let the bloodshed begin!" But alas, my journey to where I am now wasn't that cool.

I did had a very slight amount of free time while I was in SoCal and while I would have loved to start getting active on here again, I was busy being a huge loser dressing up over at Anime Los Angeles as everyone's favorite sexually confused Persona 4 character.



Rest assured this time, I'll stick around a bit longer...Until I inevitably move again. I really need to stop doing that, huh?

The ramblings of my obviously grandiose return here aside, let me use the following picture to convey the feelings of most TF2 fans at the moment and segway into something actually game related!



Okay Valve, I get it that you're just getting back to the TF2 udpates after your bout of focusing on L4D, I won't rip on you for that, but from what I recall, you'd said a few weeks ago, that we'd be seeing the Scout update in a few weeks. Now, I'm not a kindergarten addition/subtraction major by any means, but I'd say "A Few Weeks" - "A Few Weeks" = GIVE US THE UPDATE. I'm not really irate about not getting the ENTIRE update, but at least a peek at one of the unlockable weapons would have been nice by now.

Also, I know, I know, they're talking about getting the game balancing out of the way first before the Scout pack. But from the TF2 blog, it seems like they've got nearly everything done. I suppose this isn't the first time Valve has delayed something like this though, so maybe I'm raging a bit too much.

Either way, this update better be worth it. If Scout's new melee is a giant floppy horse dildo, I'll be content with that alone.

I sure have missed you guys.

Love you D-Toid,
-EBNess