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Hello-hello Destructoid! I'm your friendly blogger-next-door, Evan, but you're all welcome to call me EarthbounderNess. Actually, I lied about the friendly part, I don't like any of you. In fact, I loathe all of you so much, I'm not next door either, I'm inside your house, in your kitchen, eating all of your food that doesn't suck.

I'm a 23 year old, double jobbin drone, totally livin the "sweet life". I have an unhealthy obsession with dressing up on days other than Halloween about once every other month. See below?


Cliche as it is, I'm a man of many faces.

Cosplay is a huge love of mine, right alongside video games. You can call me names because of it if you want, just don't throw anything at my head, I need to protect my beautiful face.

Really though I just hope you all enjoy what little bits of crap I shell out here. If you don't enjoy any of it, then drop me a PM saying how much you hate me and how I need to go eat paint chips, I won't take too much offense. Promise.



Likes
+Cosplay
+Pink Things
+Animu
+Mango
+Vidya Gaems

Dislikes
-Demomen and Soldiers fighting
-Jockeys
-Spies

Currently Playing
-Team Fortress 2
-Left 4 Dead 2
-Hatsune Miku: Project Diva
-Monster Hunter Freedom Unite

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HAPPY HAMZAKAH! NOW WITH MORE HAIKU AND HAMZA'S BLUE BALLS ON YTMND!
EarthbounderNess | 8:02 AM on 02.12.2009 10 comments


Today is HAMZAKAH! The celebration of the greatest community manager/land shark EVER!

To pay my respect, I have written a Haiku about our Community Manager:

Hamza is land shark
Enjoys drinking and boobies
Role model for all

And to pay even MORE respect to Hamza, I've changed the #2 Most Viewed YTMND of all time to give honor to this great holiday!

http://blueballfixed.ytmnd.com/



Please join us all in this splendiforous celebration spread across the Destructoid Community!



To see all of our celebratory photos, please visit http://s729.photobucket.com/albums/ww293/HAMZADAY/

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Mikey's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/12/2009 08:16
Mikey
What the hell is Hamz--SUCK MY DIIIIICK!
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/12/2009 08:35
Colette Bennett
This is by far the best fucking meme to ever hit this website.
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/12/2009 08:40
Mushman
Now that's an awesome Haiku :)
nukka jdav's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/12/2009 08:56
nukka jdav
I'll say it.

BEST DAY EVAR!
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/12/2009 09:00
Justice
That face is just CLASSIC!
the GAMEGOBLIN's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/12/2009 09:45
the GAMEGOBLIN
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/12/2009 12:08
Bob Muir
I can drum circles around Chester.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/12/2009 13:24
Brian Szabelski
Wait, you're behind that YTMND? Holy shit, wow.
Qalamari's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2009 00:44
Qalamari
Copy that, Nihontiger. I had no idea. I bow to you, my liege. "How to Prank a Telemarketer" sucks.
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