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About Me

Hello-hello Destructoid! I'm your friendly blogger-next-door, Evan, but you're all welcome to call me EarthbounderNess. Actually, I lied about the friendly part, I don't like any of you. In fact, I loathe all of you so much, I'm not next door either, I'm inside your house, in your kitchen, eating all of your food that doesn't suck.

I'm a 23 year old, double jobbin drone, totally livin the "sweet life". I have an unhealthy obsession with dressing up on days other than Halloween about once every other month. See below?


Cliche as it is, I'm a man of many faces.

Cosplay is a huge love of mine, right alongside video games. You can call me names because of it if you want, just don't throw anything at my head, I need to protect my beautiful face.

Really though I just hope you all enjoy what little bits of crap I shell out here. If you don't enjoy any of it, then drop me a PM saying how much you hate me and how I need to go eat paint chips, I won't take too much offense. Promise.



Likes
+Cosplay
+Pink Things
+Animu
+Mango
+Vidya Gaems

Dislikes
-Demomen and Soldiers fighting
-Jockeys
-Spies

Currently Playing
-Team Fortress 2
-Left 4 Dead 2
-Hatsune Miku: Project Diva
-Monster Hunter Freedom Unite

Feel free to add me on PSN



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Following (26)

Gamestop.com butchers Chrono Trigger DS description. Much laughing ensues. EarthbounderNess | 10:10 PM on 12.04.2008 17 comments

Dear Gamestop.com, Would you please care to explain to me how to unlock the time portal to 1982 and football minigame in Chrono Trigger DS? I mean, I knew that Square Enix threw in some new stuff but an entirely new time period and the ability to make Crono help the team in winning the state championship? MADNESS! It's sheer MADNESS! In all seriousness though, Gamestop, what drugs did you give to the guy writing the description for CTDS? It must have been some really good stuff to come up with that. Next time, you guys may want to have someone actually look up the game on Wikipedia or at the very least ask some guy living in his basement down the street what it's about. Seriously. Also, if you guys don't believe me, check out http://www.gamestop.com/ds to see for yourselves. Edit: Kip and Uncle Rico are unlockable characters after beating Lavos in 1982. I'm an idiot for not recognizing that quote from Napoleon Dynamite at first. Attached photos: