Hello-hello Destructoid! I'm your friendly blogger-next-door, Evan, but you're all welcome to call me EarthbounderNess. Actually, I lied about the friendly part, I don't like any of you. In fact, I loathe all of you so much, I'm not next door either, I'm inside your house, in your kitchen, eating all of your food that doesn't suck.
I'm a 23 year old, double jobbin drone, totally livin the "sweet life". I have an unhealthy obsession with dressing up on days other than Halloween about once every other month. See below?
Cliche as it is, I'm a man of many faces.
Cosplay is a huge love of mine, right alongside video games. You can call me names because of it if you want, just don't throw anything at my head, I need to protect my beautiful face.
Really though I just hope you all enjoy what little bits of crap I shell out here. If you don't enjoy any of it, then drop me a PM saying how much you hate me and how I need to go eat paint chips, I won't take too much offense. Promise.
Likes
+Cosplay
+Pink Things
+Animu
+Mango
+Vidya Gaems
Dislikes
-Demomen and Soldiers fighting
-Jockeys
-Spies
Currently Playing
-Team Fortress 2
-Left 4 Dead 2
-Hatsune Miku: Project Diva
-Monster Hunter Freedom Unite
Feel free to add me on PSN
Front Page'd
Mother 3 Removed Content [SPOILER HEAVY]
I'm totally playing that.. at someone else's house.
Sorry to hear about the job situation, but hopefully things will work out and you can get back to wasting time on Dtoid.
"Worked" for Activision. Vivendi actually, then Activision had the merger with us and proceeded to steal a handful of employees and flip the rest of us off.
Hey that sounds really familiar. I wonder where I've heard that before? Oh yeah, it was when I had to leave Sierra.