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Contest: Christmas in September for your PC and quick PAX shoutouts
EarthbounderNess | 3:25 AM on 09.08.2008 18 comments




First and foremost, PAX. Awesome. I'm sure everyone's sick of hearing about how awesome PAX was, especially those who didn't go, sucks to be you guys.

I'm not big on individual shout-outs...Mostly because I'm absolutely horrible (not joking) with names. Specifically though, thank you Niero for everything, thank you Colette, Topher and Stella for making just being the great overall to me and thanks to Cutie Honey for wandering Gameworks with me aimlessly on Saturday since we had nothing else to do.

Now, onto what everyone that's reading this post gives a crap about...THE CONTEST!



I recently came into posession of a package of 2 green mini-LEDs from Antec and a red LED fan called the Ruby Orb from Thermaltake. I personally am not into making my PC look rad, mostly because it wouldn't even be worth it to plate this thing with hardened dung, so instead, I've decided to hold a contest and give these two glowy thing away! Below are the contest details!

In honor of the prizes being green and red, this contest is Christmas themed! But it's Septmeber... But you know what? Fuck that, I want Christmas spirit and cheer now. Know how I'm going to get Christmas spirit and cheer? You're all going to give it to me.

All you have to do to enter the contest is show me the best/funniest/dumbest Christmas themed photo you can find/take/make(WHATEVER). It can be of some random crap you found online or it could be of yourself. The submitter of the photo I choose will get both the mini-LEDs and the fan and there may even be a second and third place with prizes depending on what I possibly get this week.

So have at it people! It's a damn easy contest, you don't need to hit a tennis ball with something silly or anything hard like that! Heck, even if you don't plan on using this stuff, you could probably make a quick bit on eBay if you won, so none of you have an excuse not to enter!

Also a winner will be instantly chosen to whoever wraps Necros in malfunctioning Christmas lights and sets him ablaze.

The Contest Ends September 30th!



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Qalamari's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2008 04:28
Qalamari


I've got this on the brain for some reason. Not a photo, thus I hereby disqualify myself. Besides, I bet my computer's just about as hardened-dungworthy as yours.

I'll be back for the drawing of Necros on fire, covered in lights, tinsel, ornaments, a strategically placed candy cane and fake snow.
Qalamari's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2008 04:31
Qalamari
Crap. Sorry about the giant image, I shouldn't have hotlinked it. As penance I'll buy you a drink at PAX next year.
Krow's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2008 05:14
Krow
Stupid Bwark is stupid.

Christmas time is not quite here.
Butmac's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2008 08:42
Butmac
Dude, it was great meeting you at PAX, sorry I didn't get to come down and play PS3 with you that one night, I really wanted to! But yeah, your stuff is funny and you am a good writer which is always in need so keep it up buddy
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2008 10:07
king3vbo
your stuff is funny and you am a good writer which is
funny and you am a good writer
you am a

Do I win if I give you my firstborn?
The Bez's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2008 10:17
The Bez
King3vbo I need your adrress please
Butmac's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2008 10:40
Butmac
@king
I'll need much, much more than that. At least give me your pokemon cards too.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2008 18:48
king3vbo
[img][http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/3706/sara1mw.jpg[/img]
MEE's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2008 20:55
MEE
btw when does the contest end, cause my picture is gonna take lot of time to shoop?
MEE's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2008 21:12
MEE
It's the destructoid christmas party (notice the costumes) also look at all the hoes and black slave (Ncros is happy!).



http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll119/belzebob/santa_claus_1901.jpg
MEE's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2008 21:14
MEE
i expect my prize to arrive next week btw, i live in canada so i allow you a maximum of 1 day late.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 12:05
Bob Muir
Good to meet you at PAX!
EarthbounderNess's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2008 00:31
EarthbounderNess
@Necros

You too man.

Now get to wrapping those faulty christmas lights :D
MEE's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2008 18:06
MEE
you can also see a super happy rudolph on the picture!

btw, when does the contest end, cuz there dont seem like their will be other entries.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2008 22:00
Brian Szabelski
Was great meeting you at PAX!
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