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A sincere message to anyone who is angry at Resident Evil 5 for any reason
EarthbounderNess | 6:44 PM on 03.14.2009 17 comments


Friends, comrades, compadres. It's been made fairly clear that there are a good number of you out there that are upset with Capcom's recently released title, Resident Evil 5. Whether it be due to the online deathmatch mode, Sheva's AI, the story or anything else, heed my call. I come to you today with a message. A message that I hope will help to calm all of you and alleviate your anger so that you may avoid causing a blood vessel in your brain to burst, killing yourself instantly. So please, before you take the time to write out a 5 paragraph blog about how much you want to shove Sheva into a woodchipper, just remember this:



I don't think I could have said it any better myself Mr. Wesker with a very deformed left arm.

So before you all go posting your angry hate filled blogs in regards to RE5: Just listen to Albert fucking Wesker. He'll kill you otherwise, I'm not joking. Seriously.



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pedrovay2003's Destructoid Blog
I'm still mad at Resident Evil 5.
Def JM's Destructoid Blog
Pedrovay2003 is still mad at Resident Evil 5.
DarkSaint76's Destructoid Blog
I'm not mad at it. Its just a bit below expectations.
EternalDeathSlayer's Destructoid Blog
I'm not mad at it at all. I'm like that wife that gets beat by her lying husband all the time, yet continues to lose him with unwavering loyalty and devotion.

RE5 is the husband. He's so sexy.
EternalDeathSlayer's Destructoid Blog
I meant to say "love him" , not lose. Whatever.
BlackFreefall's Destructoid Blog
Def Jm said that Pedrovay2003 is still mad at Resident Evil 5. Arfg
Shin Oni's Destructoid Blog
....what are you implying here...
IronPikeman's Destructoid Blog
I hate Resident Evil 5 (I've never played it).
DarkSaint76's Destructoid Blog
I'm not mad at it. Its just a bit below expectations.
SantanaClaus89's Destructoid Blog
Resident Evil 5 is awesome. Everyone who thinks otherwise is a fag.
Artemus's Destructoid Blog
It's a game... It's pretty damn fun.
Enjoy it or don't... Your choice.
Just, please, stop complaining about it. No one cares that it let "you" down.
The game is pretty damn sweet, man!
Love it or leave it...
Haxan's Destructoid Blog
CONFIRMED: People who love Resident Evil 5 are homophobes.

It's a pretty good game. Just nothing to write home about. Worth the 60 bucks.
pedrovay2003's Destructoid Blog
I agree with Haxan. In fact, I picked up the limited edition. I just have a few issues with the game that won't be resolved any time soon, and that's the upsetting part.
Chocobo Knight's Destructoid Blog
If you haven't done so already, it's time to add some Albert Wesker cosplay into your repertoire. :)
EarthbounderNess's Destructoid Blog
@Chocobo
Already got it planned for next year at San Diego Comic Con
Skribble's Destructoid Blog
RE5 is the most fun, and nicely polished, co-op experience in gaming history.

Solo, it's a fun romp, but co-op is where the game shines.
Chocobo Knight's Destructoid Blog
@Ness
I can't wait to see the pics!


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Hello-hello Destructoid! I'm your friendly blogger-next-door, Evan, but you're all welcome to call me EarthbounderNess. Actually, I lied about the friendly part, I don't like any of you. In fact, I loathe all of you so much, I'm not next door either, I'm inside your house, in your kitchen, eating all of your food that doesn't suck.

I'm a 22 year unemployed QA tester, totally livin the "sweet life". I have an unhealthy obsession with dressing up on days other than Halloween about once every other month. See below?


Cliche as it is, I'm a man of many faces.

Cosplay is a huge love of mine, right alongside video games. You can call me names because of it if you want, just don't throw anything at my head, I need to protect my beautiful face.

Really though I just hope you all enjoy what little bits of crap I shell out here. If you don't enjoy any of it, then drop me a PM saying how much you hate me and how I need to go eat paint chips, I won't take too much offense. Promise.



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