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A sincere message to anyone who is angry at Resident Evil 5 for any reason
EarthbounderNess | 6:44 PM on 03.14.2009 21 comments


Friends, comrades, compadres. It's been made fairly clear that there are a good number of you out there that are upset with Capcom's recently released title, Resident Evil 5. Whether it be due to the online deathmatch mode, Sheva's AI, the story or anything else, heed my call. I come to you today with a message. A message that I hope will help to calm all of you and alleviate your anger so that you may avoid causing a blood vessel in your brain to burst, killing yourself instantly. So please, before you take the time to write out a 5 paragraph blog about how much you want to shove Sheva into a woodchipper, just remember this:



I don't think I could have said it any better myself Mr. Wesker with a very deformed left arm.

So before you all go posting your angry hate filled blogs in regards to RE5: Just listen to Albert fucking Wesker. He'll kill you otherwise, I'm not joking. Seriously.



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pedrovay2003's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/14/2009 19:25
pedrovay2003
I'm still mad at Resident Evil 5.
Def JM's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/14/2009 19:28
Def JM
Pedrovay2003 is still mad at Resident Evil 5.
DarkSaint76's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/14/2009 19:46
DarkSaint76
I'm not mad at it. Its just a bit below expectations.
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/14/2009 19:55
EternalDeathSlayer
I'm not mad at it at all. I'm like that wife that gets beat by her lying husband all the time, yet continues to lose him with unwavering loyalty and devotion.

RE5 is the husband. He's so sexy.
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/14/2009 20:01
EternalDeathSlayer
I meant to say "love him" , not lose. Whatever.
BlackFreefall's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/14/2009 20:10
BlackFreefall
Def Jm said that Pedrovay2003 is still mad at Resident Evil 5. Arfg
Shin Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/14/2009 20:14
Shin Oni
....what are you implying here...
IronPikeman's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/14/2009 21:14
IronPikeman
I hate Resident Evil 5 (I've never played it).
DarkSaint76's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/14/2009 21:15
DarkSaint76
I'm not mad at it. Its just a bit below expectations.
Artemus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/14/2009 23:21
Artemus
It's a game... It's pretty damn fun.
Enjoy it or don't... Your choice.
Just, please, stop complaining about it. No one cares that it let "you" down.
The game is pretty damn sweet, man!
Love it or leave it...
Haxan's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 00:01
Haxan
CONFIRMED: People who love Resident Evil 5 are homophobes.

It's a pretty good game. Just nothing to write home about. Worth the 60 bucks.
pedrovay2003's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 01:45
pedrovay2003
I agree with Haxan. In fact, I picked up the limited edition. I just have a few issues with the game that won't be resolved any time soon, and that's the upsetting part.
Chocobo Knight's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 01:57
Chocobo Knight
If you haven't done so already, it's time to add some Albert Wesker cosplay into your repertoire. :)
EarthbounderNess's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 02:52
EarthbounderNess
@Chocobo
Already got it planned for next year at San Diego Comic Con
Skribble's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 10:42
Skribble
RE5 is the most fun, and nicely polished, co-op experience in gaming history.

Solo, it's a fun romp, but co-op is where the game shines.
Chocobo Knight's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2009 11:14
Chocobo Knight
@Ness
I can't wait to see the pics!
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