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About Me

Hello-hello Destructoid! I'm your friendly blogger-next-door, Evan, but you're all welcome to call me EarthbounderNess. Actually, I lied about the friendly part, I don't like any of you. In fact, I loathe all of you so much, I'm not next door either, I'm inside your house, in your kitchen, eating all of your food that doesn't suck.

I'm a 23 year old, double jobbin drone, totally livin the "sweet life". I have an unhealthy obsession with dressing up on days other than Halloween about once every other month. See below?


Cliche as it is, I'm a man of many faces.

Cosplay is a huge love of mine, right alongside video games. You can call me names because of it if you want, just don't throw anything at my head, I need to protect my beautiful face.

Really though I just hope you all enjoy what little bits of crap I shell out here. If you don't enjoy any of it, then drop me a PM saying how much you hate me and how I need to go eat paint chips, I won't take too much offense. Promise.



Likes
+Cosplay
+Pink Things
+Animu
+Mango
+Vidya Gaems

Dislikes
-Demomen and Soldiers fighting
-Jockeys
-Spies

Currently Playing
-Team Fortress 2
-Left 4 Dead 2
-Hatsune Miku: Project Diva
-Monster Hunter Freedom Unite

Feel free to add me on PSN



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A sincere message to anyone who is angry at Resident Evil 5 for any reason EarthbounderNess | 6:44 PM on 03.14.2009 21 comments

Friends, comrades, compadres. It's been made fairly clear that there are a good number of you out there that are upset with Capcom's recently released title, Resident Evil 5. Whether it be due to the online deathmatch mode, Sheva's AI, the story or anything else, heed my call. I come to you today with a message. A message that I hope will help to calm all of you and alleviate your anger so that you may avoid causing a blood vessel in your brain to burst, killing yourself instantly. So please, before you take the time to write out a 5 paragraph blog about how much you want to shove Sheva into a woodchipper, just remember this: I don't think I could have said it any better myself Mr. Wesker with a very deformed left arm. So before you all go posting your angry hate filled blogs in regards to RE5: Just listen to Albert fucking Wesker. He'll kill you otherwise, I'm not joking. Seriously. Attached photos: