Comment with Facebook

Comment with Dtoid

Comment with Facebook

Comment with Dtoid

games anime | toys
This is a Dtoid readers's blog. For staff blogs click here. Confused? read this Create you own! | Members: Login now

EarthbounderNess's blog

follow this blog	subscribe via RSS
send message	invite to meetup+play

A sincere message to anyone who is angry at Resident Evil 5 for any reason
EarthbounderNess \| 6:44 PM on 03.14.2009	17 comments

Friends, comrades, compadres. It's been made fairly clear that there are a good number of you out there that are upset with Capcom's recently released title, Resident Evil 5. Whether it be due to the online deathmatch mode, Sheva's AI, the story or anything else, heed my call. I come to you today with a message. A message that I hope will help to calm all of you and alleviate your anger so that you may avoid causing a blood vessel in your brain to burst, killing yourself instantly. So please, before you take the time to write out a 5 paragraph blog about how much you want to shove Sheva into a woodchipper, just remember this:

I don't think I could have said it any better myself Mr. Wesker with a very deformed left arm.

So before you all go posting your angry hate filled blogs in regards to RE5: Just listen to Albert fucking Wesker. He'll kill you otherwise, I'm not joking. Seriously.

Attached photos:

related blogs:
	You are so not ready: City Bus Simulator 2010 62 comments	Animal Crossing DLC now online: Pikmin spaceship edition 18 comments	Ryan Reynolds says games are a waste of time 74 comments	Snail mail is still cool with a touch of Space Invaders 10 comments

Is this post awesome? Vote it up!

Click connect and comment instantly!

New? SIGN UP - it takes 5 seconds

17 comments | showing # 1 to 17

pedrovay2003

I'm still mad at Resident Evil 5.

Def JM

Pedrovay2003 is still mad at Resident Evil 5.

DarkSaint76

I'm not mad at it. Its just a bit below expectations.

EternalDeathSlayer

I'm not mad at it at all. I'm like that wife that gets beat by her lying husband all the time, yet continues to lose him with unwavering loyalty and devotion.

RE5 is the husband. He's so sexy.

EternalDeathSlayer

I meant to say "love him" , not lose. Whatever.

BlackFreefall

Def Jm said that Pedrovay2003 is still mad at Resident Evil 5. Arfg

Shin Oni

....what are you implying here...

IronPikeman

I hate Resident Evil 5 (I've never played it).

DarkSaint76

I'm not mad at it. Its just a bit below expectations.

SantanaClaus89

Resident Evil 5 is awesome. Everyone who thinks otherwise is a fag.

Artemus

It's a game... It's pretty damn fun.
Enjoy it or don't... Your choice.
Just, please, stop complaining about it. No one cares that it let "you" down.
The game is pretty damn sweet, man!
Love it or leave it...

Haxan

CONFIRMED: People who love Resident Evil 5 are homophobes.

It's a pretty good game. Just nothing to write home about. Worth the 60 bucks.

pedrovay2003

I agree with Haxan. In fact, I picked up the limited edition. I just have a few issues with the game that won't be resolved any time soon, and that's the upsetting part.

Chocobo Knight

If you haven't done so already, it's time to add some Albert Wesker cosplay into your repertoire. :)

EarthbounderNess

@Chocobo
Already got it planned for next year at San Diego Comic Con

Skribble

RE5 is the most fun, and nicely polished, co-op experience in gaming history.

Solo, it's a fun romp, but co-op is where the game shines.

Chocobo Knight

@Ness
I can't wait to see the pics!

Click connect and comment instantly!

get involved

register or login
post a blog
post a forum
enter a contest
contribute a news tip
suggest a feature
be a guest editor

support

new member's guide
login assistance
tech support
report abuse
email our editors
read our dev blog
nuclear crisis?

keep in touch

RSS feed
Twitter
Facebook
Myspace
Flickr
Game nights
Meetup+play online

seriously

about Destructoid
advertising
terms of use
privacy policy
jobs at MM
buy our crap

our network

Tomopop
Japanator
Despingation?

Destructoid is an independently-run publication forged by our love of video games and the gaming community's need of accountable enthusiast press
living the dream since March 16, 2006

New? SIGN UP - it takes 5 seconds

Comments policy

Destructoid is an open discussion community. You don't need to "audition" to post a comment - just speak your mind. We respect differing opinions on the site, so have at it. Be smart, funny, insightful, clueless, or cute -- but back it up with substance. Keep your cool, keep it fun. We only ask that you act respectfully and above all: don't be a troll and ruin it for everyone else. Don't bring down gamers or we'll, you know, gently shoot you in the face and stuff you into a flaming mailbox. Each comment is your opportuntity to make this community awesomer. Is that even a word?

Avoiding the banhammer only requires common sense: spamming, trolling, racism, NSFW stuff, and other forms of sucking will not be tolerated. If anyone is griefing please report abuse. Be good. Don't suck!

about me

Hello-hello Destructoid! I'm your friendly blogger-next-door, Evan, but you're all welcome to call me EarthbounderNess. Actually, I lied about the friendly part, I don't like any of you. In fact, I loathe all of you so much, I'm not next door either, I'm inside your house, in your kitchen, eating all of your food that doesn't suck.

I'm a 22 year unemployed QA tester, totally livin the "sweet life". I have an unhealthy obsession with dressing up on days other than Halloween about once every other month. See below?

Cliche as it is, I'm a man of many faces.

Cosplay is a huge love of mine, right alongside video games. You can call me names because of it if you want, just don't throw anything at my head, I need to protect my beautiful face.

Really though I just hope you all enjoy what little bits of crap I shell out here. If you don't enjoy any of it, then drop me a PM saying how much you hate me and how I need to go eat paint chips, I won't take too much offense. Promise.

Likes
+Cosplay
+Pink Things
+Animu
+Mango
+Vidya Gaems

Dislikes
-Rocket Whores
-Walking into C4
-Losing to anyone below General rank

Currently Playing
-Killzone 2
-World of Warcraft
-Street Fighter IV
-Resident Evil 5

Feel free to add me on PSN or XBL

Front Page'd
Mother 3 Removed Content [SPOILER HEAVY]