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1:13 PM on 11.17.2009

Pre-Order Lost Planet 2: Receive Wesker

So I'm gonna keep this news short and sweet since I'm 3 minutes past my lunch break as it is. But for those of you that plan on getting Lost Planet 2 and enjoy playing as a sunglasses wearing, slicked back blond bastard wit...   read

1:41 AM on 08.25.2009

Why I let Destructoid make me its his bitch last night.

Because it told me that if I let it have its way with me, that I'd get to go to PAX in return. And you know what? I've got tickets up to Seattle on Virgin Airlines ready to print out! I also now have a rare STD that no doctor...   read

10:10 AM on 06.24.2009

"It's "Blahz", Not "Blaze"." - My Review of BlazBlue: Calamity Trigger

Recently, as a requirement for a resume submission to a game company, applicants were requested to write up a mock game analysis/review for one of their latest favorite games. Iím not sure if they had just wanted a single par...   read

11:54 PM on 03.16.2009

The most AWESOME and disturbing "Happy Birthday" post you will ever see

Well first off, let me just say that I love you Destructoid. I love you like Jim Sterling loves Dynasty Warriors, like Yojimbo loves beards, like Colette loves chocobos and like Chad loves dolphins. Also I guess I love Niero,...   read

6:44 PM on 03.14.2009

A sincere message to anyone who is angry at Resident Evil 5 for any reason

Friends, comrades, compadres. It's been made fairly clear that there are a good number of you out there that are upset with Capcom's recently released title, Resident Evil 5. Whether it be due to the online deathmatch mode, S...   read

10:18 PM on 02.15.2009

SFIV C. Viper Photoshop - D-toid Editor Edition (Now with more Chad Bison)

In honor of SF IV and inspired by Infinitys End's Chun-Li Photoshop, I decided to merge the game's newest femme femme fatale, C. Viper with D-toid's favorite retro-girl, C. Bennett. She may not be the star of the new Street F...   read

8:02 AM on 02.12.2009


Today is HAMZAKAH! The celebration of the greatest community manager/land shark EVER! To pay my respect, I have written a Haiku about our Community Manager: Hamza is land shark Enjoys drinking and boobies Role model for all...   read

5:59 AM on 02.10.2009

I'm alive? I'm alive!? I'M ALIVE! Now, where the hell is my Scout update?

I'm sure there are some people who have long forgotten who the fuck I am, but for those of you who haven't, a hearty "Hello!" to you. After nearly 2 months of travelling from Colorado to New Mexico to Arizona to Southern Cali...   read

4:49 PM on 12.07.2008

In for a shirt, out with a jackpot (My thrift store miracle)

So with an anime convention coming up and needing a shirt to butcher for a cosplay of mine, I wandered into a local Goodwill. Upon entering I took notice of some hidden SNES cartridges behind a stack of crappy DVDs in the gla...   read

10:10 PM on 12.04.2008 butchers Chrono Trigger DS description. Much laughing ensues.

Dear, Would you please care to explain to me how to unlock the time portal to 1982 and football minigame in Chrono Trigger DS? I mean, I knew that Square Enix threw in some new stuff but an entirely new time ...   read

5:24 PM on 10.16.2008

Wavedashing? In my Brawl? It's more likely than you think!

It's been far too long since I've been around these parts and unfortunately I'm only back due to being frustrated as all hell with packing for my move next week and needing some type of release. So obviously I come to my pl...   read

12:42 AM on 08.28.2008

Castle Crashers Co-Op Copiously Crashes Connections

For those of us who eagerly download Castle Crashers upon release yesterday, I'm sure out of the lot there were a quite a few of us that experience the connection bugs. Now I'm not knocking the guys over at The Behemoth, th...   read

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