So I'm gonna keep this news short and sweet since I'm 3 minutes past my lunch break as it is. But for those of you that plan on getting Lost Planet 2 and enjoy playing as a sunglasses wearing, slicked back blond bastard wit...
Because it told me that if I let it have its way with me, that I'd get to go to PAX in return. And you know what? I've got tickets up to Seattle on Virgin Airlines ready to print out! I also now have a rare STD that no doctor...
Recently, as a requirement for a resume submission to a game company, applicants were requested to write up a mock game analysis/review for one of their latest favorite games. Iím not sure if they had just wanted a single par...
Well first off, let me just say that I love you Destructoid. I love you like Jim Sterling loves Dynasty Warriors, like Yojimbo loves beards, like Colette loves chocobos and like Chad loves dolphins. Also I guess I love Niero,...
Friends, comrades, compadres. It's been made fairly clear that there are a good number of you out there that are upset with Capcom's recently released title, Resident Evil 5. Whether it be due to the online deathmatch mode, S...
In honor of SF IV and inspired by Infinitys End's Chun-Li Photoshop, I decided to merge the game's newest femme femme fatale, C. Viper with D-toid's favorite retro-girl, C. Bennett. She may not be the star of the new Street F...
Today is HAMZAKAH! The celebration of the greatest community manager/land shark EVER!
To pay my respect, I have written a Haiku about our Community Manager:
Hamza is land shark
Enjoys drinking and boobies
Role model for all...
I'm sure there are some people who have long forgotten who the fuck I am, but for those of you who haven't, a hearty "Hello!" to you. After nearly 2 months of travelling from Colorado to New Mexico to Arizona to Southern Cali...
So with an anime convention coming up and needing a shirt to butcher for a cosplay of mine, I wandered into a local Goodwill. Upon entering I took notice of some hidden SNES cartridges behind a stack of crappy DVDs in the gla...
Would you please care to explain to me how to unlock the time portal to 1982 and football minigame in Chrono Trigger DS?
I mean, I knew that Square Enix threw in some new stuff but an entirely new time ...
It's been far too long since I've been around these parts and unfortunately I'm only back due to being frustrated as all hell with packing for my move next week and needing some type of release. So obviously I come to my pl...
For those of us who eagerly download Castle Crashers upon release yesterday, I'm sure out of the lot there were a quite a few of us that experience the connection bugs. Now I'm not knocking the guys over at The Behemoth, th...
About EarthbounderNess One of us since 4:56 PM on 01.21.2008
Hello-hello Destructoid! I'm your friendly blogger-next-door, Evan, but you're all welcome to call me EarthbounderNess. Actually, I lied about the friendly part, I don't like any of you. In fact, I loathe all of you so much, I'm not next door either, I'm inside your house, in your kitchen, eating all of your food that doesn't suck.
I'm a 23 year old, double jobbin drone, totally livin the "sweet life". I have an unhealthy obsession with dressing up on days other than Halloween about once every other month. See below?
Cliche as it is, I'm a man of many faces.
Cosplay is a huge love of mine, right alongside video games. You can call me names because of it if you want, just don't throw anything at my head, I need to protect my beautiful face.
Really though I just hope you all enjoy what little bits of crap I shell out here. If you don't enjoy any of it, then drop me a PM saying how much you hate me and how I need to go eat paint chips, I won't take too much offense. Promise.
Dislikes -Demomen and Soldiers fighting
Currently Playing -Team Fortress 2 -Left 4 Dead 2 -Hatsune Miku: Project Diva -Monster Hunter Freedom Unite