EKGProd 's blog
I'm just a gamer. Pure and simple. I have deep A/B roots, and have been enjoying this hobby of mine for over 25 years. I have owned every console that matters, and never once took it for granted. Video games are more than entertainment to me, they are more than just interactive experiences. They are more than just "art".

When I sit down with a great game, there is absolutely nothing on this green earth that can come close to providing me with the same level of joy (I mean...maybe if I got a chance to bang like 6 chicks at once...and one of them was sober). Until the day I die, games will always be a part of my life.


-A Link to the Past
-Metro 2033
-Ocarina of Time
-Crysis 2
-Yoshi's Island
-Call of Juarez: Bound in Blood
-Super Mario Bro's 3
-Super Mario 64
-Banjo Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts
-3D Dot Game Heroes
-Metal Gear Sold 1-4
-Every Ratchet & Clank
-Battle Toads
-The Legend of Zelda

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