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ParaParaKing is AWESOME! <3!!!

Coming home from a long, long day of working in the salt mines, I found an overseas package in front of my bedroom door. The small package had been sent from Japan and was labeled to contain "juice." Who would send me somet...



Yesterday was the big celebration for King Friday's birthday. You may know him as John Kopp, or Cape Guy (you PAX attendees understand :), but if you don't know of him, then all you need to know is that he's the most royal member of Team Awesome. More pics to follow!


Here it is, the somewhat episode 44 of RFGO!

Hello folks, If you're reading this, we have all died in a plane crash in Paraguay. Just kidding! If you're reading this then you are, hopefully, a fan of RetroforceGO! And the reason that you are here at this humble hos...


BEST DAY EVER!!! :) :)

(My twin posts of the day seem to be very Chad Concelmo-ish, which is not a bad thing.) So, not only did I find something that I think is pretty awesome, earlier today. I also had something delivered to my house that happe...


Hey Chad, here's a real Memory Card moment

So last night, I decided that I was a little too sick to work, but apparently, I wasn't too sick to go out on the town. No Russian pizza delivery guys were harmed in my evening's festivities, but the how, and the when, of h...



We are the marshmallow peeps of doom. We rend flesh from human bones and spit them out on puppies. We are hiding in your house as you read this, waiting for tomorrow to unleash our glucosamine judgment upon your helpless fo...


And the Brawl! numbers continue

So you may have noticed that Dynamic sheep is culling all the numbers that have been put out on the site pages. Please go and check that out (I would put a link here, but BBcode is fucking awful!) Also, you can do me a HUG...


Lost Odyssey gives me my kind of sauce

Please enjoy the picture of Luna, Chad Concelmo's dog. After that, allow me to tell you how happy I am to have gotten Lost Odyssey. I wasn't too sure about picking up this title in the beginning; Blue Dragon had pulled me i...


My Hogs, have you seen him?

This is just a routine test to make sure that my Cblog software is working correctly. To keep you entertained, though, I've included a rather debonair picture of the young Mr. Husky de la Hog. To test the comment filter, please remark upon his rugged handsomeness in any way you see fit.


About Dysonone of us since 3:20 AM on 10.30.2006

When not protecting the world from the injustices on all things non-awesome, I have some time to play some games. Not much time, but I do what I can. There's a lot of non-awesome in the world, so myself and the rest of the members of Team Awesome stay quite busy.

Also, I live in San Francisco, so if you're in the area or see me around say hi. I promise I won't bite. I work full-time for two different video game related companies. At one I test the vidja games. At the other I do PR for video games. Eventually I will only be doing the PR gig, so I'll finally have some free time in which I can return to hosting RetroforceGO!

I'd tell you the names of the companies, but I think the one I test for would probably have a hissy fit if their legal department knew there was a Destructoid Associate Editor in their testing department ;)

Random bullshit:

I like pizza rolls
Diet Pepsi is win
I have a yellow Cuban pimp suit

I'm Scorpio
SNES was prolly my most favorite system
I have a cape and wear it often
I do not like banana flavored candy of any kind
I drink beer from brown paper bags
Weezer's El Scorcho pretty much describes me
You can always crash on my couch
I flip a coin like Two-face to make decisions


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