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When not protecting the world from the injustices on all things non-awesome, I have some time to play some games. Not much time, but I do what I can. There's a lot of non-awesome in the world, so myself and the rest of the members of Team Awesome stay quite busy.

Also, I live in San Francisco, so if you're in the area or see me around say hi. I promise I won't bite. I work full-time for two different video game related companies. At one I test the vidja games. At the other I do PR for video games. Eventually I will only be doing the PR gig, so I'll finally have some free time in which I can return to hosting RetroforceGO!

I'd tell you the names of the companies, but I think the one I test for would probably have a hissy fit if their legal department knew there was a Destructoid Associate Editor in their testing department ;)


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I like pizza rolls
Diet Pepsi is win
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You can always crash on my couch
I flip a coin like Two-face to make decisions






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TOPHER CANTLER: YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED
Dyson | 6:07 PM on 03.22.2008 41 comments




We are the marshmallow peeps of doom. We rend flesh from human bones and spit them out on puppies. We are hiding in your house as you read this, waiting for tomorrow to unleash our glucosamine judgment upon your helpless form. The pink crystals of sugar that cover our bodies bely our true nature of evil. Our power is dark and vast, its reach knows no limits. Our kind is without mercy and our powers are legion.

Fear us, Mr. Cantler: We are coming for you.

(Run Toph! They've already gotten me! -- D)



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Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 18:33
Samit Sarkar
That’s awesome! Well, not for you or Topher...but for the Peeps. I always knew those yellow and pink ones were up to no good...that’s why I usually stick to the purple ones instead.
Chad Concelmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 18:36
Chad Concelmo
Am I the only person who actually likes Peeps?
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 18:43
F Whipple
@chad

Yes, yes you are. Although I do like to destroy them
Jetsetlemming's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 18:52
Jetsetlemming
I love peeps. :(
MPHtails's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 19:00
MPHtails
I like them until about the 3rd one. THen they just get old until next easter.
Gameboi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 19:11
Gameboi
No, I love them as well.
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 19:14
Topher Cantler
OH GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Guagloves's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 19:16
Guagloves
RUUUNNN TO THE HILLLLS!!!
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 19:22
MrSadistic
Peeps give me diabetes just looking at them.
Buster's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 19:31
Buster
i like peeps, its always fun just to bite thier heads off
Tragic Hero's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 19:49
Tragic Hero
Peeps are the awesome. I eat about 30 of them every easter morning and get sick because of it. Then I go back and eat another 30. Its truly a vicious cycle.
evil chad's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 19:49
evil chad
PEEPS FREAKING ROCK. i love climbing the walls for thirty minutes after eating them. every holiday i get up early the following day and go grab candy 50% off. i love eating the eyes of the peeps.... though i wonder what they are made of because it isn't marshmallows.
Kyousuke Nanbu's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 19:58
Kyousuke Nanbu
He's probably busy generalizing new posters and chasing them out of the site.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 20:07
vexed alex
Peeps are disgusting.

:|
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 20:16
Clockwork
Peeps are teh gross. Unless you put them in the microwave...then they ROCK!
PsychoSoldier's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 20:24
PsychoSoldier
I am with Chad, peeps are AMAZING!!!!
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 20:38
Sharpless
@Chad
No, I like Peeps. They're marshmallows covered in colored sugar. What's not to like?
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 20:42
Brian Szabelski
Topher, you need a microwave gun. Peeps stand no chance against it.
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 20:48
EternalDeathSlayer
My wife picked up Pikachu Peeps. I'll eat em.
Dead Movie Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 21:09
Dead Movie Star
Now that's what I call a sticky situation.
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 21:10
aborto thefetus
Peeps are disgusting and delicious at the same time.
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 21:17
AngelsDontBurn
God I hate THOSE!
Sadie G's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 21:25
Sadie G
peeps are nasty and very bad for your teeth.
Steel Squirrel's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 21:54
Steel Squirrel
Yes, my teeth hurt just thinking about those nasty little things.
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 22:09
Knivy
Use a watter gun attack! I've heard it's supper effective.

@EDS
My peeps let me show you them?
MatCD's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 22:25
MatCD
@A New Challenger
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S'more[/url]
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 22:58
MechaMonkey
[img=http://www.differentworld.com/mexico-hotels/las-brisas/images/jeeps.jpg[/img]

AMIDOINGITRITE?
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 22:58
MechaMonkey
NOIAMNOT

TRYING AGAIN

Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 23:17
Aziel13
they have black ones
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 23:18
atheistium
oh gawd!
Haxan's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/23/2008 00:35
Haxan
Dead Movie Star gets the win.
naia-the-gamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/23/2008 00:49
naia-the-gamer
I love peeps, but they dry out way too soon and I can't eat so many of them at once.

They have all sorts of crazy ones now.

Also: http://www.peepresearch.org/
JRisJunior's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/23/2008 03:51
JRisJunior
lol hahahaha brilliant.
Spitfire's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/23/2008 10:14
Spitfire
OH NOES they are coming for everyone

Jetsetlemming's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/23/2008 19:34
Jetsetlemming
@evil chad:

Wax. Their eyes are made of wax.
Cataract's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 15:32
Cataract
Ya gotta eat em stale.
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