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TOPHER CANTLER: YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED
Dyson | 6:07 PM on 03.22.2008 40 comments




We are the marshmallow peeps of doom. We rend flesh from human bones and spit them out on puppies. We are hiding in your house as you read this, waiting for tomorrow to unleash our glucosamine judgment upon your helpless form. The pink crystals of sugar that cover our bodies bely our true nature of evil. Our power is dark and vast, its reach knows no limits. Our kind is without mercy and our powers are legion.

Fear us, Mr. Cantler: We are coming for you.

(Run Toph! They've already gotten me! -- D)



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Samit Sarkar's Destructoid Blog
That’s awesome! Well, not for you or Topher...but for the Peeps. I always knew those yellow and pink ones were up to no good...that’s why I usually stick to the purple ones instead.
Chad Concelmo's Destructoid Blog
Am I the only person who actually likes Peeps?
F Whipple's Destructoid Blog
@chad

Yes, yes you are. Although I do like to destroy them
Jetsetlemming's Destructoid Blog
I love peeps. :(
MPHtails's Destructoid Blog
I like them until about the 3rd one. THen they just get old until next easter.
Gameboi's Destructoid Blog
No, I love them as well.
Topher Cantler's Destructoid Blog
OH GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Guagloves's Destructoid Blog
RUUUNNN TO THE HILLLLS!!!
MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
Peeps give me diabetes just looking at them.
Buster's Destructoid Blog
i like peeps, its always fun just to bite thier heads off
A New Challenger's Destructoid Blog
Tragic Hero's Destructoid Blog
Peeps are the awesome. I eat about 30 of them every easter morning and get sick because of it. Then I go back and eat another 30. Its truly a vicious cycle.
evil chad's Destructoid Blog
PEEPS FREAKING ROCK. i love climbing the walls for thirty minutes after eating them. every holiday i get up early the following day and go grab candy 50% off. i love eating the eyes of the peeps.... though i wonder what they are made of because it isn't marshmallows.
Kyousuke Nanbu's Destructoid Blog
He's probably busy generalizing new posters and chasing them out of the site.
vexed alex's Destructoid Blog
Peeps are disgusting.

:|
Clockwork's Destructoid Blog
Peeps are teh gross. Unless you put them in the microwave...then they ROCK!
PsychoSoldier's Destructoid Blog
I am with Chad, peeps are AMAZING!!!!
Sharpless's Destructoid Blog
@Chad
No, I like Peeps. They're marshmallows covered in colored sugar. What's not to like?
NihonTiger90's Destructoid Blog
Topher, you need a microwave gun. Peeps stand no chance against it.
EternalDeathSlayer's Destructoid Blog
My wife picked up Pikachu Peeps. I'll eat em.
Dead Movie Star's Destructoid Blog
Now that's what I call a sticky situation.
aborto thefetus's Destructoid Blog
Peeps are disgusting and delicious at the same time.
AngelsDontBurn's Destructoid Blog
God I hate THOSE!
Sadie G's Destructoid Blog
peeps are nasty and very bad for your teeth.
Steel Squirrel's Destructoid Blog
Yes, my teeth hurt just thinking about those nasty little things.
Knives's Destructoid Blog
Use a watter gun attack! I've heard it's supper effective.

@EDS
My peeps let me show you them?
MatCD's Destructoid Blog
MechaMonkey's Destructoid Blog
[img=http://www.differentworld.com/mexico-hotels/las-brisas/images/jeeps.jpg[/img]

AMIDOINGITRITE?
MechaMonkey's Destructoid Blog
NOIAMNOT

TRYING AGAIN

Aziel13's Destructoid Blog
they have black ones
atheistium's Destructoid Blog
oh gawd!
Haxan's Destructoid Blog
Dead Movie Star gets the win.
naia-the-gamer's Destructoid Blog
I love peeps, but they dry out way too soon and I can't eat so many of them at once.

They have all sorts of crazy ones now.

Also: http://www.peepresearch.org/
Fleet3000's Destructoid Blog
lol hahahaha brilliant.
Spitfire's Destructoid Blog
OH NOES they are coming for everyone

Jetsetlemming's Destructoid Blog
@evil chad:

Wax. Their eyes are made of wax.
Snaileb 's Destructoid Blog
ew
Cataract's Destructoid Blog
Ya gotta eat em stale.


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