Quantcast
Destructoid - Dynamic Sheep's Community Blog




About Me


Hi! I play video games and don't afraid of anything. Well, I am afraid that I might accidentally a whole Jill sandwich... but the chances of that happening are slim! I don't blog as much as I'd like to.

I've had every system I could get my hands on since I first played Super Mario Brothers on the NES, and currently I have a Wii, Dreamcast, PS3, and 360 hooked up to my TV. My all time top 5 favorite games: Super Smash Bros. Melee, LoZ: A Link to the Past, Super Metroid, Chrono Trigger, Castlevania: SotN.

I don't really have a favorite genre, because I like pretty much all video games. It's easier to just list the genres that I don't like. Simulation sports games (Madden, Tiger Woods, etc.) are no fun at all in my opinion and most FPS games (with few exceptions) bore me.

I wanted to join this community because the front page posts are fantastic, and the cblogs are packed full of win. During my time here, I've met tons of amazing people, and have had an awesome time at the first Mega-NARP in Cincinnati. My favorite thing about Destructoid is the cocks. Long live Destructoid.com!

DynamicSheep's Backlog (Because you can't click on my name and see for yourself)
Take the Sony PSN Survey...
Get the flock out of here and go flock yourself
Nintendo's Customer Service has Failed me!
Red Rings, Death Day, and so much more!
Feel the Hatred: Fetch Quests
Impressions for Goldfish
"Ghostbusters: The Game" Must Fail!!
IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!
Epic CINCI NARP was EPIC!
Dr. Boa's Secret Project: Steal MY Idea!
Who the Fuck is "Dr. Boa"?
Late Night LULZ: Is it Too Early To Be Smashed Edition?
What Would Destructoid Be Without Deca Sports?
Not My Turning Point Gaming Rig
Attention Online Smash Brawlers!
Super Smash Bros Brawl release tourney in the Pittsburgh Area
Video Games and the Gamers that Play Them: Destructoid
1337! Also, bewbs...
A Visual Recap of Last Night's (2/23) NARP
Good Idea, Bad Idea: Son of Return of the Idea
Good Idea, Bad Idea: Return of the Idea
Good Idea, Bad Idea
Destructoid is a Piece of Crap and Everyone Here is Fail
Nintendo Killed my Father and Raped my Mother
The Revolution Will Be Downloaded
Death: A Tragedy That Should Not Be LULed About
All of the "50 Days Until Smash" links. And people thought that Jon Holmes was going too far doing a 7 day countdown!
Late Night LULZ: Innernet Edition
Late Night LULZ: Election '08 Edition
If you think that's cool, check this out!
A man chooses, BahamutZero Obeys. His world is a lie, noone likes him, he's got no class, his face is stupid, he's half autistic, he has man boobs, he got mugged by electrolemon, he got molested by a drunken ron workman and he hates dolphins. OR How I won the money to buy the Wii Zapper.
Bow Down Before Your New OVERLORD!
BlindsideDork Gave Me Giant AIDS
50 days, 50 characters, 50 stages... Smash Bros Brawl Can't Come Fast Enough!
Reading a Little Further Into Today's SSBB Dojo Update
Velocity Micro Giveaway Contest, etc. AKA Looks Like UnstoppableJuggernaut's Contest is Being Overshadowed
Half-Life: Episode 3 Teaser?
My Hour With Rock Band
Mr. Destructoid: What Have you Done?!?
New? Well, You've Got to Know the Rules
Awesome New Shots From Conan OR Licensed Games That DO Entirely Suck #1: Conan
The Triumphant Return of Who the Hell Cares
Dr. Headshot (OR How I Learned To Stop Caring and Love the FPS)
SHOCKING! SCANDALOUS! COINCIDENTAL?!?
Super Smash Bros Brawl FAQ
I Won't Miss Pedophilia and Racism Too Much...
Metroid Prime 3 Friend Codes
Snorlax Owns
Under Pressure
Hey Guys, Wanna' Impress the Ladies?
The More You Know
The Big Three Killed My Baby


On a NVGR note, these men are amazing!
Gamer Profile
3DS friend code:
Steam: DynamicSheep
Battle:
PSN: DynamicSheep
Mii: 1234567890
Gamertag: DynamicSheep360
Following (97)
-D-
3r0t1c n3rd
Aaron Linde
Aaron Mxy Yost
aborto thefetus
Aerox
Anthony Burch
Ashley Davis
atheistium
BahamutZero
BFeld13
blehman
BlindsideDork
BluDesign
Bob Muir
bottled dark
Brian Szabelski
BritiniMartini
bunnyXablaze
Butmac
CaffeinePowered
CannibalCalvin
CblogRecaps
Chad Concelmo
Cheeburga
Colette Bennett
Conrad Zimmerman
Coonskin05
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain
Cowzilla3
Dale North
Detry
droobies
Dynamic Sheep
Dyson
EarthbounderNess
Electro Lemon
EternalDarkWing
eternalplayer2345
Faith
FinalFist
Fronz
Gameboi
Hamza CTZ Aziz
itemforty
Jack Thompson
Jim Sterling
Joe Burling
Jonathan Holmes
Jordan Devore
Joseph Leray
Justice
Justin Villasenor
keener
Kif
king3vbo
kwaselow
Maurice Tan
megatron0016
MrSadistic
Neonie
Niero
nilcam
ninjon
Ninoog3
nintendoll
perri
PetiePal
Phoenix Gamma
power-glove
Rabdt
riomccarthy
Riser Glen
Rockvillian
Sadie G
sevink
Snaileb
Spartacus
SteamyV
Steel Squirrel
Suff0cat
swiftkaratechop
taumpytears
tazarthayoot
tehuberone
Teta
The Incredible Edible Egg
Tiff
topgeargorilla
Topher Cantler
Tristero
Tron Knotts
Xavier
Y0j1mb0
zaqu
ZekeThePlumber
ZServ
Hey guys, wanna' impress the ladies?
Dynamic Sheep | 3:44 PM on 08.30.2007 22 comments


It's easy. Go to the freezer section of your local grocer and buy two boxes of Gorton's Shrimp Temptations of the Scampi variety. Then buy one box of linguini. Now just get them to agree to a date and serve them delicious shrimp scampi by boiling the noodles for ten minutes and heating the two boxes of shrimp on the stove top on medium heat until the shrimp(s?) curl up. Makes enough for 4 big plates, so maybe if you're lucky she'll stick around for a plate in the morning.

Or there's this http://www.enzyte.com



Is this post awesome? Vote it up!

0



Post a comment! You can also post a photo below:

Comment with Facebook





Click connect and comment instantly!

Comment with Dtoid





New? SIGN UP - it takes 5 seconds

20 comments | showing # 1 to 20
prev next

Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/30/2007 15:47
Neonie
BBC FAIL!
Hammerhand's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/30/2007 15:48
Hammerhand
I'll try it on my wife. Someone's gettin' lucky tonight!
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/30/2007 15:49
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain
...What the fuck?
Dynamic Sheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/30/2007 15:52
Dynamic Sheep
@Neonie

Fixed...

@madcow221

Good for you!

@AgentChieftain

Your comment made me lol.
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/30/2007 15:58
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain
The bizarre post, the sheep avatar, the username, the banner, me being on your friends list yet I never noticed you before...

BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/30/2007 16:00
BluDesign
Chieftain

That picture right there describes the exact reason why I stopped going to strip clubs with my grandmother when I turned 21.
ohgr89's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/30/2007 16:02
ohgr89
i'd like to see more.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/30/2007 16:03
Neonie
Dude WTF.. she's got abs...
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/30/2007 16:06
Justice
Just look at the guy



You can blatently tell he hasn't got a penis
Dynamic Sheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/30/2007 16:08
Dynamic Sheep
@AgentChieftain

I've been lurking for a while since I've had trouble being able to get into the front page. I'm in the forums as DynamicSheep. Glad you liked the post though. And again, I lol'd.
GayBear22's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/30/2007 16:48
GayBear22
I won't disagree. Shrimping is a LOT of fun, even though it smells awful.
Dynamic Sheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/30/2007 16:58
Dynamic Sheep
@Ron

well, this SN was really just a place holder while I worked out the kinks for getting logged in. If you wanna' change it DynamicSheep would be cool. Or Dynamic "dtoidarmy" Sheep as an allusion to some website personality that drinks.
Riser Glen's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/30/2007 17:10
Riser Glen
If you really want to impress the ladies, sing this song.

Also, quote Top Gun a lot. Bitches love Top Gun.
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/30/2007 17:37
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain
Also, send the bitch a smiley face. Bitches love smiley faces.
Oninusar's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/30/2007 18:36
Oninusar
i want a friend :(
Morrius's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/30/2007 18:41
Morrius
What the f...
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2007 13:33
BlindsideDork
So old...how did I miss this, I know what I am eating tomorrow night!
TheCrimsonQueen's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2008 22:50
TheCrimsonQueen
Next time you come over you're cooking. ;P
prev next

Comment with Facebook





Click connect and comment instantly!

Comment with Dtoid





New? SIGN UP - it takes 5 seconds

Comments policy

Destructoid is an open discussion community. You don't need to "audition" to post a comment - just speak your mind. We respect differing opinions on the site, so have at it. Be smart, funny, insightful, clueless, or cute -- but back it up with substance. Keep your cool, keep it fun. We only ask that you act respectfully and above all: don't be a troll and ruin it for everyone else. Don't bring down gamers or we'll, you know, gently shoot you in the face and stuff you into a flaming mailbox. Each comment is your opportuntity to make this community awesomer. Is that even a word?

Avoiding the banhammer only requires common sense: spamming, trolling, racism, NSFW stuff, and other forms of sucking will not be tolerated. If anyone is griefing please report abuse. Be good. Don't suck!