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Hey guys, wanna' impress the ladies?
DynamicSheep | 3:44 PM on 08.30.2007 21 comments


It's easy. Go to the freezer section of your local grocer and buy two boxes of Gorton's Shrimp Temptations of the Scampi variety. Then buy one box of linguini. Now just get them to agree to a date and serve them delicious shrimp scampi by boiling the noodles for ten minutes and heating the two boxes of shrimp on the stove top on medium heat until the shrimp(s?) curl up. Makes enough for 4 big plates, so maybe if you're lucky she'll stick around for a plate in the morning.

Or there's this http://www.enzyte.com



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BBC FAIL!
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I'll try it on my wife. Someone's gettin' lucky tonight!
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...What the fuck?
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@Neonie

Fixed...

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Good for you!

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Your comment made me lol.
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i'd like to see more.
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Dude WTF.. she's got abs...
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Just look at the guy



You can blatently tell he hasn't got a penis
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@AgentChieftain

I've been lurking for a while since I've had trouble being able to get into the front page. I'm in the forums as DynamicSheep. Glad you liked the post though. And again, I lol'd.
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I won't disagree. Shrimping is a LOT of fun, even though it smells awful.
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@Ron

well, this SN was really just a place holder while I worked out the kinks for getting logged in. If you wanna' change it DynamicSheep would be cool. Or Dynamic "dtoidarmy" Sheep as an allusion to some website personality that drinks.
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If you really want to impress the ladies, sing this song.

Also, quote Top Gun a lot. Bitches love Top Gun.
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Also, send the bitch a smiley face. Bitches love smiley faces.
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So old...how did I miss this, I know what I am eating tomorrow night!
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Next time you come over you're cooking. ;P


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