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Half-Life Episode 3 Teaser?
DynamicSheep \| 6:23 PM on 11.25.2007	12 comments

Hey guys, I found this while digging around at the Aperture Science Websit e . Is this a possible teaser on the new Half-Life Episode? The chat transcript was found labeled as "Final Transmission of the Resistance".

Grey Goose: hi *redacted*!

*redacted*: i've got a secret

Grey Goose: Ohhh Ohhh... are u prego?

*redacted*: no... *MUTUALLY REDACTED*! The cake is a lie...

Grey Goose: ohhhh. OK then; plan "brown brown"?

*redacted*: *MUTUALLY REDACTED* Also, it's the truth... unlike the cake.... which is a lie. Listen, don't. If you think you might, don't.

Grey Goose: "Might" what man???

*redacted*: What is this? A school for miniature people who want to read and learn to do other stuff as well? Where will I find people small enough to fit in this?

Grey Goose: You're not making any sense! Listen i know a guy... he does "things" for "people" with your "type" of "problem". But its gonna' cost ya' a big buck if the cake is the way you say it is...

*redacted*: A lie. It is. Donuts also... they hurt teeth. Don't buy donuts, and cakes are lies.

Grey Goose: listen i do believe you. "The cake is bad", but if that is true we are endangering our own lives! Get it together... the donuts have nothing to do with this job.

*redacted*: You're right... let's just expose the truth about the cake... leave the donuts for some other unlucky joe to discover. I'll just leave hints on how to get out of here...

Grey Goose: YES! Bread crumbs might work... Oh Shit! The wolf just ate little red riding hood. i have to go... don't forget to SHOOT THE BROWN BROWN!!!

*redacted*:Will do... (I can use this little red's blood to paint directions out.)

Grey Goose: *MUTUALLY REDACTED*

*redacted*: I'll take the sewer out. I hope I don't run into Freeman down there...

Grey Goose: If you do remember the *MUTUALLY REDACTED* I taught u...

(Grey Goose out)
(*redacted* out)

I'm not sure what I put in to get this to come up, as I was just putting in random words at this point, and it filled the screen with this text once I hit enter. Has anyone else seen this?

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11 comments | showing # 1 to 11

BFeld13 says:
(# 0) on 11/25/2007 18:48

Why is there a zoolander reference?

Clockwork says:
(# 1) on 11/25/2007 18:51

lol @bfeld

Sharpless says:
(# 2) on 11/25/2007 18:57

Why do I feel like this is a joke? Also, where did you get that sweet ticket stub gamertag thing in your profile?

Eschatos says:
(# 3) on 11/25/2007 19:02

What does redacted mean?

xdaytime says:
(# 4) on 11/25/2007 19:09

Looks cool. I still have to complete HL2-HL2E2. Also, I wonder if this will be released as a full game, or more of a downloadable title on xbox marketplace and steam.

Sharpless says:
(# 5) on 11/25/2007 19:56

No offense intended, Eschatos, but you have the whole damn internet in front of you and you're asking what redacted means HERE? Really? Google, man. Google.

DynamicSheep says:
(# 6) on 11/25/2007 20:46

@Sharpless

Put this in your profile img src="http://www.icp4ever.com/XBLcard/YOUR GAMERTAG HERE.ticket.png" surrounded by []. I think I saw it in CTZ's blog, but I could be wrong.

DynamicSheep says:
(# 7) on 11/25/2007 20:50

No... that's not right... I think you'll want to just make it img in parentheses, then the URL, then /img in parentheses.

Sharpless says:
(# 8) on 11/25/2007 21:44

Thanks, man.

Dead riffs says:
(# 9) on 11/25/2007 22:04

I managed to find this file while digging through some old socks. What you are about to see is a leak of a previously never before seen picture. this picture is of

Half Life 3

Its been in development by the original Half Life team since 1999.

king3vbo says:
(# 10) on 11/25/2007 22:32

OMG MAGIC GRAPHICS

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