Hey guys, I found this while digging around at
the Aperture Science Website. Is this a possible teaser on the new Half-Life Episode? The chat transcript was found labeled as "Final Transmission of the Resistance".
Grey Goose: hi *redacted*!
*redacted*: i've got a secret
Grey Goose: Ohhh Ohhh... are u prego?
*redacted*: no... *MUTUALLY REDACTED*! The cake is a lie...
Grey Goose: ohhhh. OK then; plan "brown brown"?
*redacted*: *MUTUALLY REDACTED* Also, it's the truth... unlike the cake.... which is a lie. Listen, don't. If you think you might, don't.
Grey Goose: "Might" what man???
*redacted*: What is this? A school for miniature people who want to read and learn to do other stuff as well? Where will I find people small enough to fit in this?
Grey Goose: You're not making any sense! Listen i know a guy... he does "things" for "people" with your "type" of "problem". But its gonna' cost ya' a big buck if the cake is the way you say it is...
*redacted*: A lie. It is. Donuts also... they hurt teeth. Don't buy donuts, and cakes are lies.
Grey Goose: listen i do believe you. "The cake is bad", but if that is true we are endangering our own lives! Get it together... the donuts have nothing to do with this job.
*redacted*: You're right... let's just expose the truth about the cake... leave the donuts for some other unlucky joe to discover. I'll just leave hints on how to get out of here...
Grey Goose: YES! Bread crumbs might work... Oh Shit! The wolf just ate little red riding hood. i have to go... don't forget to SHOOT THE BROWN BROWN!!!
*redacted*:Will do... (I can use this little red's blood to paint directions out.)
Grey Goose: *MUTUALLY REDACTED*
*redacted*: I'll take the sewer out. I hope I don't run into Freeman down there...
Grey Goose: If you do remember the *MUTUALLY REDACTED* I taught u...
(Grey Goose out)
(*redacted* out)
I'm not sure what I put in to get this to come up, as I was just putting in random words at this point, and it filled the screen with this text once I hit enter. Has anyone else seen this?
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Why is there a zoolander reference?
lol @bfeld
Why do I feel like this is a joke? Also, where did you get that sweet ticket stub gamertag thing in your profile?
What does redacted mean?
Looks cool. I still have to complete HL2-HL2E2. Also, I wonder if this will be released as a full game, or more of a downloadable title on xbox marketplace and steam.
No offense intended, Eschatos, but you have the whole damn internet in front of you and you're asking what redacted means HERE? Really? Google, man. Google.
@Sharpless
Put this in your profile img src="http://www.icp4ever.com/XBLcard/YOUR GAMERTAG HERE.ticket.png" surrounded by []. I think I saw it in CTZ's blog, but I could be wrong.
No... that's not right... I think you'll want to just make it img in parentheses, then the URL, then /img in parentheses.
Thanks, man.
I managed to find this file while digging through some old socks. What you are about to see is a leak of a previously never before seen picture. this picture is of
Half Life 3
Its been in development by the original Half Life team since 1999.
OMG MAGIC GRAPHICS