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Dr. Boa's Secret Project: Steal MY Idea!
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Good Idea, Bad Idea: Son of Return of the Idea
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Good Idea, Bad Idea
Destructoid is a Piece of Crap and Everyone Here is Fail
Nintendo Killed my Father and Raped my Mother
The Revolution Will Be Downloaded
Death: A Tragedy That Should Not Be LULed About
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Late Night LULZ: Innernet Edition
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Bow Down Before Your New OVERLORD!
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50 days, 50 characters, 50 stages... Smash Bros Brawl Can't Come Fast Enough!
Reading a Little Further Into Today's SSBB Dojo Update
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Half-Life: Episode 3 Teaser?
My Hour With Rock Band
Mr. Destructoid: What Have you Done?!?
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The Triumphant Return of Who the Hell Cares
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The More You Know
The Big Three Killed My Baby
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Hey guys, I found this while digging around at the Aperture Science Website. Is this a possible teaser on the new Half-Life Episode? The chat transcript was found labeled as "Final Transmission of the Resistance".
Grey Goose: hi *redacted*! *redacted*: i've got a secret Grey Goose: Ohhh Ohhh... are u prego? *redacted*: no... *MUTUALLY REDACTED*! The cake is a lie... Grey Goose: ohhhh. OK then; plan "brown brown"? *redacted*: *MUTUALLY REDACTED* Also, it's the truth... unlike the cake.... which is a lie. Listen, don't. If you think you might, don't. Grey Goose: "Might" what man??? *redacted*: What is this? A school for miniature people who want to read and learn to do other stuff as well? Where will I find people small enough to fit in this? Grey Goose: You're not making any sense! Listen i know a guy... he does "things" for "people" with your "type" of "problem". But its gonna' cost ya' a big buck if the cake is the way you say it is... *redacted*: A lie. It is. Donuts also... they hurt teeth. Don't buy donuts, and cakes are lies. Grey Goose: listen i do believe you. "The cake is bad", but if that is true we are endangering our own lives! Get it together... the donuts have nothing to do with this job. *redacted*: You're right... let's just expose the truth about the cake... leave the donuts for some other unlucky joe to discover. I'll just leave hints on how to get out of here... Grey Goose: YES! Bread crumbs might work... Oh Shit! The wolf just ate little red riding hood. i have to go... don't forget to SHOOT THE BROWN BROWN!!! *redacted*:Will do... (I can use this little red's blood to paint directions out.) Grey Goose: *MUTUALLY REDACTED* *redacted*: I'll take the sewer out. I hope I don't run into Freeman down there... Grey Goose: If you do remember the *MUTUALLY REDACTED* I taught u... (Grey Goose out) (*redacted* out) I'm not sure what I put in to get this to come up, as I was just putting in random words at this point, and it filled the screen with this text once I hit enter. Has anyone else seen this?
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Put this in your profile img src="http://www.icp4ever.com/XBLcard/YOUR GAMERTAG HERE.ticket.png" surrounded by []. I think I saw it in CTZ's blog, but I could be wrong.
Half Life 3
Its been in development by the original Half Life team since 1999.