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Epic Cinci NARP was EPIC
DynamicSheep | 6:59 PM on 06.01.2008 19 comments


I'm sure you'll see a ton of these today because everyone's getting home, but so far noone's put up pictures. Unfortunately, my camera was stolen/lost at the Wings and Rings, so I'm not going to be able to post any pics from the event either. I felt that without pics it wouldn't warrant posting, but since there aren't any up now, I'll go ahead anyway.

Firstly, everyone... everyone was fucking awesome. The night of the pre-NARP in the hotel was awesome-sauce on a great big fucking WIN-steak. I'm not a very social person, but I felt comfortable the entire time I was there talking to people that I'd never even seen on Dtoid, which is amazing for me. Oh, and just wait until you guys see the group picture... I'll just say that Rockstar "fucking rocks!" and leave it at that.

From here, I think I'll go all "stream of consciousness": Rockstar and Wings and Rings got rickrolled! Keener and Steamy V are two of the nicest people I've ever met in my life. Joe Burling and Asian Joe looked fuckin' sharp. Britini loves Meme the Midget. Bunnie drives like there's no tomorrow and recreates scenes from "The Pagemaster" in the back seat of her car, while puppet juggles $5,000 cameras. :D Speaking of Puppet, he's, ironically, a really nice guy and he speaks highly of White Castle and Balls. Coonskin knows when to hit the booze and hit it hard. BigPopaGamer has a mysterious tale of intrigue that involves the missing 'p' in his screen name. Blehman looks JUST LIKE John Lennon. Perkins has delicious breakfast at affordable prices. itemforty drove from fucking Texas and likes to eat fast food as a treat while his g/f isn't looking. Don't order the cheeseburger from "Wings and Rings"! However, I will recommend their $1 jello shots, a cheap and easy way to get drunk. Cheeburga + Britini = Wonder Twins! Tazar got a very sexy b-day present courtesy of Droobies (use your imagination). GuitarAtomik fucking ROCKS and he and Tazar got screwed by "Target Terror". ZServ wasn't in the picture:(. Ron is a maniac, and I mean that in the best way possible. Did I mention that CosbyTron fucking rocks, because he FUCKING ROCKS. Sevink got lucky as the bombs starting falling, but he is a very competent opponent. "Who's Jesus?" What's an "outside"? Nino, Steamy V, Joe Burling, and Ron are Gods for putting this together, and I think that this NARP proves that Ron Workman has the largest E-peen in the history of the internet.



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Pangloss's Destructoid Blog
You're god damned right it was epic. And so is your beard.
Cheeburga's Destructoid Blog
IM raging because you didnt mention me.
:P
DynamicSheep's Destructoid Blog
@Chee:

Why don't you blog about it! :P
bleep's Destructoid Blog
pics or it didn't happen
DynamicSheep's Destructoid Blog
@bleep:

That's how I feel :( I'm so pissed my camera's gone. I mean, I can buy another camera, but I can't buy those fucking pictures. It had pictures of my "Death Metal" birthday cake too... I was gonna' blog it up when I got home with that camera about "the best birthday week EVER!"
sevink's Destructoid Blog
That was a good fight man! It was deff epic. I wished more Smash Brothers took place but I had a lot of fun. I hope people realize Olimar is the shit...hes best in 1v1 by far, but hes so fun to play :)
SteamyV's Destructoid Blog
@Sheep:

Britni posted in another blog about the guys finding a camera at the bar later. You should get in contact with Joe Burling and/or the bar to see if it's yours.

FYI, Ron, Joe and Nino deserve the credit for actually organizing the MegaNARP. I only helped out, along with everyone else (yourself included) from Dtoid. Looking forward to hanging with you at the next NARP.

Also, epic beard/mohawk.
keener's Destructoid Blog
shit it was your bday that week too sheep? gdamn next year will be birthday central at the cinci narp.

also, being included on the level of niceness that steamyV is on is a huge compilment, and i am definitely glad i met you bro.

@chee -blog?

also, i heard that bleh might look more like sean lennon, but i dont know what he looks like so i cannot confirm that.

<3

(sorry about the camera mang :/ ... at the very least there should be a flood of pics from it so hopefully that will help fill the void)
Pangloss's Destructoid Blog
keener, my birthday is actually on tuesday. So yeah, birthday fuckin' central.
DynamicSheep's Destructoid Blog
THANK YOU STEAMYV!!! I called Nino and he said he'd call Joe tomorrow because he's out like a light after running nonstop the past few days to get the NARP together. You are infinitely awesome in your powers of observation!
swiftkaratechop's Destructoid Blog
omg yes bunny almost killed us in the car when this chick pulled out in front of her lol. ROAD RAGE FTW!
PetiePal's Destructoid Blog
LOl what a weekend!
Samit Sarkar's Destructoid Blog
Epic, indeed. Dude...your beard in and of itself is epic! ’Twas good to meet you; hopefully you find your camera!
AgentMOO's Destructoid Blog
It was great to meet you man, also target terror is the biggest cock tease ever - NO CONTINUE AFTER THIS POINT... OH SNAP YOU LOSE!
blehman's Destructoid Blog
Awesome, but I think Sean Lennon is who I got called more often.
NihonTiger90's Destructoid Blog
Nice to meet you and your beard, Sheep. You rock. :)
itemforty's Destructoid Blog
hahah nice summary of my reasons for going.
SteamyV's Destructoid Blog
I saw your post in Nino's (Nico's?) blog. You got your camera back?
LarkOhiya's Destructoid Blog
aye and did we find the homes for those 2 copies of COD4 steamy?

great times. great times.


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