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Hi! I play video games and don't afraid of anything. Well, I am afraid that I might accidentally a whole Jill sandwich... but the chances of that happening are slim! I don't blog as much as I'd like to.

I've had every system I could get my hands on since I first played Super Mario Brothers on the NES, and currently I have a Wii, Dreamcast, PS3, and 360 hooked up to my TV. My all time top 5 favorite games: Super Smash Bros. Melee, LoZ: A Link to the Past, Super Metroid, Chrono Trigger, Castlevania: SotN.

I don't really have a favorite genre, because I like pretty much all video games. It's easier to just list the genres that I don't like. Simulation sports games (Madden, Tiger Woods, etc.) are no fun at all in my opinion and most FPS games (with few exceptions) bore me.

I wanted to join this community because the front page posts are fantastic, and the cblogs are packed full of win. During my time here, I've met tons of amazing people, and have had an awesome time at the first Mega-NARP in Cincinnati. My favorite thing about Destructoid is the cocks. Long live Destructoid.com!

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Take the Sony PSN Survey...
Get the flock out of here and go flock yourself
Nintendo's Customer Service has Failed me!
Red Rings, Death Day, and so much more!
Feel the Hatred: Fetch Quests
Impressions for Goldfish
"Ghostbusters: The Game" Must Fail!!
IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!
Epic CINCI NARP was EPIC!
Dr. Boa's Secret Project: Steal MY Idea!
Who the Fuck is "Dr. Boa"?
Late Night LULZ: Is it Too Early To Be Smashed Edition?
What Would Destructoid Be Without Deca Sports?
Not My Turning Point Gaming Rig
Attention Online Smash Brawlers!
Super Smash Bros Brawl release tourney in the Pittsburgh Area
Video Games and the Gamers that Play Them: Destructoid
1337! Also, bewbs...
A Visual Recap of Last Night's (2/23) NARP
Good Idea, Bad Idea: Son of Return of the Idea
Good Idea, Bad Idea: Return of the Idea
Good Idea, Bad Idea
Destructoid is a Piece of Crap and Everyone Here is Fail
Nintendo Killed my Father and Raped my Mother
The Revolution Will Be Downloaded
Death: A Tragedy That Should Not Be LULed About
All of the "50 Days Until Smash" links. And people thought that Jon Holmes was going too far doing a 7 day countdown!
Late Night LULZ: Innernet Edition
Late Night LULZ: Election '08 Edition
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Bow Down Before Your New OVERLORD!
BlindsideDork Gave Me Giant AIDS
50 days, 50 characters, 50 stages... Smash Bros Brawl Can't Come Fast Enough!
Reading a Little Further Into Today's SSBB Dojo Update
Velocity Micro Giveaway Contest, etc. AKA Looks Like UnstoppableJuggernaut's Contest is Being Overshadowed
Half-Life: Episode 3 Teaser?
My Hour With Rock Band
Mr. Destructoid: What Have you Done?!?
New? Well, You've Got to Know the Rules
Awesome New Shots From Conan OR Licensed Games That DO Entirely Suck #1: Conan
The Triumphant Return of Who the Hell Cares
Dr. Headshot (OR How I Learned To Stop Caring and Love the FPS)
SHOCKING! SCANDALOUS! COINCIDENTAL?!?
Super Smash Bros Brawl FAQ
I Won't Miss Pedophilia and Racism Too Much...
Metroid Prime 3 Friend Codes
Snorlax Owns
Under Pressure
Hey Guys, Wanna' Impress the Ladies?
The More You Know
The Big Three Killed My Baby


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54 days until Smash! - Red dread
Dynamic Sheep | 5:12 PM on 01.15.2008 20 comments


Today will be my last post for "X days until Smash!"... I had a few more original characters lined up, but considering the delay that was announced today, I can't bring myself to do this 54 more times. I can't bring myself to think about this game every day for another 54 days.

Today's character is kind of a shmuck. He's pretty easily tricked, and having lived on an island by himself his whole life, he's also pretty naive. Oh well, at least he's got a cool hairdo. Who am I talking about? It's:


Knuckles!

B: Charge Punch - This move works similarly to DK's B move. Knuckles shakes his fist angrily, letting the fury inside of him build until it hits it's maximum, and he begins to glow red with fury. When he unleashes the power, he'll do a straight punch that can hit for a maximum of % damage.
< or >B: Rushing Knuckle - Hi-ya! Knuckles dashes out in the direction he's facing when this move is used to attack whoever, or whatever, gets in his way. This attack will hit for a maximum of 14% damage.
^B: Rising Knuckle - If you've got giant fists with spikes on them, you better use them to your advantage! With this move, Knuckles does a dragon punch type of leaping uppercut. The twist being that when he reaches the top of his jump, he'll level out and glide back towards the ground. This move will hit for a maximum of 17% damage and makes for a good recovery move.
vB: Spin Dash - If Sonic can do it, so can Knuckles! Knuckles will duck down and the start rolling to charge up a spin dash. The longer you charge this move, the faster he'll go. This move will hit for a maximum of 8% damage.
Final Smash: Invincibility - Knuckles pops open an invincibility power up and goes wild! With this move he'll become impervious to any attacks, and if he hits anyone, he'll do a whopping 45% damage to them! Be careful though, as this move speeds Knuckles up by 5 times... it can be easy to take yourself off of a ledge. He'll remain invincible for 13 seconds.

Knuckles' Stage:


It's the Mushroom Hill Zone! I couldn't get GIMP to do right, as the machine should be in the middle and one mushroom should be on the right, and one on the left. The mushrooms are bouncy, so you can keep an aerial battle raging on in this stage! Items will appear in the monitor-like boxes that appear throughout the Sonic the Hedgehog series, but there will be a yellow question mark so you can't tell what's in it! This stage is as big as Pokemon Stadium in Super Smash Bros. Melee.

Hazards:
There really aren't any hazards in this stage! The platform in the middle of the stage raises and lowers itself periodically, and as mentioned above, the mushrooms are bouncy, but there are no booby traps hidden in this stage. It's Knuckles' stage, and he just wants a straight forward fist fight!

With Sonic being in the game, it'd be nice to see his sometimes rival, sometimes friend Knuckles in the game... maybe he'd be tricked by the subspace emissary into turning evil! Sega is surely on board with doing business with Nintendo when it comes to making games, but surely, with Sonic already confirmed as a playable character Knuckles won't make it. Well, maybe he'll get in as an assist trophy or a boss character!

Come back tomorrow and check out all of the awesome that Destructoid.com has to offer. As for me, as I stated above, I shan't be doing this anymore. Below I've included the "shell" articles that I'd had made up for the next few updates, then I had planned to "take another look" at the confirmed Brawl characters until Feb. 10th arrived. To all of my regular readers, I'm sorry, but this was planned as a count down, and because of the delay my heart is broken, and the countdown is ruined. Also, thank you for your support. It's been fun writing these, and I'm glad to see that others have enjoyed them. THANKS TO EVERYONE!

As always, if you've missed any of the old updates due to the holiday season (or just want to go back and read or discuss about your favorite predictions) then just go here. I'll keep the links current, so you can bookmark the page and check back later for any updates.

24 days until Smash! - Lurking in the shadows

(teaser/intro text)


Ryu Hayabusa!

B: Ninja Star -
< or >B: Windmill Ninja Star -
^B: Ring of Fire -
vB: Fire Wheel -
Final Smash: Ninja Shadows -

(Character)'s Stage:
[IMG](Character'sStage)[/IMG]

(blurb about the character's stage)

Hazards:
(Description of hazards in stage)

(Chances of character making it into the game)

Come back tomorrow for more rampant, unfounded speculation as I count down the days until the US release of Super Smash Bros. Brawl!

As always, if you've missed any of the old updates due to the holiday season (or just want to go back and read or discuss about your favorite predictions) then just go here. I'll keep the links current, so you can bookmark the page and check back later for any updates.

23 days until Smash! - Out of this world

(teaser/intro text)


Capt. Olimar & Pikmin

B: Pikmin Toss -
< or >B: Pikmin charge -
^B: Pikmin Parachute -
vB: Junk Drop -
Final Smash: Big Pikmin -

(Character)'s Stage:
[IMG](Character'sStage)[/IMG]

(blurb about the character's stage)

Hazards:
(Description of hazards in stage)

(Chances of character making it into the game)

Come back tomorrow for more rampant, unfounded speculation as I count down the days until the US release of Super Smash Bros. Brawl!

As always, if you've missed any of the old updates due to the holiday season (or just want to go back and read or discuss about your favorite predictions) then just go here. I'll keep the links current, so you can bookmark the page and check back later for any updates.

22 days until Smash! - From the stars above

Continuing along yesterday's theme, today I've got another character that would feel at home in the stars above(teaser/intro text)


Starman!

B: [i][/i] -
< or >B: [i][/i] -
^B: [i][/i] -
vB: [i][/i] -
Final Smash: [i][/i] -

(Character)'s Stage:
[IMG](Character'sStage)[/IMG]

(blurb about the character's stage)

Hazards:
(Description of hazards in stage)

(Chances of character making it into the game)

Come back tomorrow for more rampant, unfounded speculation as I count down the days until the US release of Super Smash Bros. Brawl!

As always, if you've missed any of the old updates due to the holiday season (or just want to go back and read or discuss about your favorite predictions) then just go here. I'll keep the links current, so you can bookmark the page and check back later for any updates.



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Zenith's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2008 17:20
Zenith
i'm surprisingly glad that knuckles made it in, theres just something that i like which makes me happy to know that i can smash people in the face with something resembling a meat tenderiser.
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2008 17:21
EternalDeathSlayer
Hey, Starman would be fucking sweet! The Gigyas are coming for us!

Great job as usual, and I can't say I blame you for giving it up. delays suck.
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2008 17:24
Rockvillian
This was a sad update, but glad you stuck to it for so long and kept up the awesomeness! I'd have quit the advent calendar too if they delayed Christmas. Being festive/excited every day is tough work!
CaffeinePowered's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2008 17:25
CaffeinePowered
Starman would be sweet, but as an assist trophy, I dont think a Starman would be a good playable character
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2008 17:26
Rockvillian
This was a sad update, but glad you stuck to it for so long and kept up the awesomeness! I'd have quit the advent calendar too if they delayed Christmas. Being festive/excited every day is tough work!
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2008 17:29
king3vbo
Too bad your not doing anymore, this was a great series! Starman would be a good trophy, and looks like you nailed Olimar getting in.
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2008 17:37
EternalDeathSlayer
Wow, Rockvillian managed a doublepost with a post in between. I love the cblogs.
's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2008 17:38
Clint
@Eternal
I would love to see a Gigyas AT akin to Andross that turns the screen black and swirls around while unleashing an attack you can't comprehend.
Cowzilla3's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2008 17:39
Cowzilla3
Awww man, this makes me sad cow. Totally understand though.
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2008 17:47
Spartacus
It was awesome while it lasted. I wouldn't have made it this far.
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2008 17:47
Rockvillian
And I only hit the button once! Amazing!
Spitfire's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2008 17:54
Spitfire
It has been a good run and worthy effort. Good job.
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2008 18:30
EternalDeathSlayer
Jonathan is a big Mother fan, right? I remember when he was Tronn Knotts and I posted a drunken blog about Mother 3.

He comes up in there, drops a nice big comment telling me the entire fucking history of starman.net or whatever, thanks me for joining the cause.

You were a cool dude as Tronn Knotts, what happened?

j/k
bottled dark's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2008 18:32
bottled dark
and nintendo has crushed another soul.
Dynamic Sheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2008 18:45
Dynamic Sheep
Uhhh... where's Jon/Tron's comment?
Dynamic Sheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2008 20:14
Dynamic Sheep
Now that I'm at home I can do a more comprehensive response.

@Zenith: Uhh... this is all for shits and giggles man. Don't you think an announcement like this would be coroborated at other sites... like the Dojo, or here on the front page. Besides, the end of the article says that he's not got a good chance to make it into the game. I sometimes wonder if people read these or just look at the picture and fill in the blanks...

@king3vbo: I was saving Olimar for later on since I thought he had a good shot of getting in, and then bam, he showed up on the Dojo. I didn't have him setup as pulling Pikmin out that follow him around, he'd just use the Pikmin in his special moves.

@Spartacus: It was an exercise of love. :)

@bottled dark: Where've you been?!? Yeah, my heart literally sunk... I've been so happy lately thinking about how close it was to release and then BAM! this shit happens and ruins my month.

@EDSWhitey, Rockvillian, CaffeinePowered, king3vbo, Cowzilla3, Spitfire, Jon/Tron, and anyone else that's ever uttered kind words: Thanks for the support. You all shall feel the wrath of Sheep once Brawl releases!
ZekeThePlumber's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2008 20:42
ZekeThePlumber
Huhh... whazzat?!? Sorry, I was going to post a constructive comment but I'm too busy drowning my sorrows my buddy Mr. Bourbon over here...
ZekeThePlumber's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2008 20:58
ZekeThePlumber
with my buddy*

See? I'm so distraught I can't even type right.
Dynamic Sheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2008 21:12
Dynamic Sheep
I feel the same way Zeke... I was so bummed I called off of work to sulk
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