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Hi! I play video games and don't afraid of anything. Well, I am afraid that I might accidentally a whole Jill sandwich... but the chances of that happening are slim! I don't blog as much as I'd like to.

I've had every system I could get my hands on since I first played Super Mario Brothers on the NES, and currently I have a Wii, Dreamcast, PS3, and 360 hooked up to my TV. My all time top 5 favorite games: Super Smash Bros. Melee, LoZ: A Link to the Past, Super Metroid, Chrono Trigger, Castlevania: SotN.

I don't really have a favorite genre, because I like pretty much all video games. It's easier to just list the genres that I don't like. Simulation sports games (Madden, Tiger Woods, etc.) are no fun at all in my opinion and most FPS games (with few exceptions) bore me.

I wanted to join this community because the front page posts are fantastic, and the cblogs are packed full of win. During my time here, I've met tons of amazing people, and have had an awesome time at the first Mega-NARP in Cincinnati. My favorite thing about Destructoid is the cocks. Long live Destructoid.com!

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Feel the Hatred: Fetch Quests
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"Ghostbusters: The Game" Must Fail!!
IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!
Epic CINCI NARP was EPIC!
Dr. Boa's Secret Project: Steal MY Idea!
Who the Fuck is "Dr. Boa"?
Late Night LULZ: Is it Too Early To Be Smashed Edition?
What Would Destructoid Be Without Deca Sports?
Not My Turning Point Gaming Rig
Attention Online Smash Brawlers!
Super Smash Bros Brawl release tourney in the Pittsburgh Area
Video Games and the Gamers that Play Them: Destructoid
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Good Idea, Bad Idea: Son of Return of the Idea
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Good Idea, Bad Idea
Destructoid is a Piece of Crap and Everyone Here is Fail
Nintendo Killed my Father and Raped my Mother
The Revolution Will Be Downloaded
Death: A Tragedy That Should Not Be LULed About
All of the "50 Days Until Smash" links. And people thought that Jon Holmes was going too far doing a 7 day countdown!
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50 days, 50 characters, 50 stages... Smash Bros Brawl Can't Come Fast Enough!
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My Hour With Rock Band
Mr. Destructoid: What Have you Done?!?
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The Big Three Killed My Baby


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32 days until Smash! - Rubber baby buggy bumpers
Dynamic Sheep | 4:28 PM on 01.08.2008 9 comments


Today's characters really need to grow up! They're always crying, and depending on others to help them out. Well, if they're going to be in Super Smash Bros. Brawl, they'll have to help themselves! Today's characters are:


The Mario Babies!

B: Hammer - The Mario babies pull out their hammer and flatten their opponents into pancakes! This move can be charged up, and if it hits an opponent at full charge it'll do a maximum of 13% damage. What, they're only babies after all! Another helpful use of this move is that if you have it lined up just right, so that one baby would hit the other with the hammer, the baby that's hit will flatten out, and you can fly solo for a few seconds!
< or >B: Nuk Nuk Toss - The Mario babies get fed up, and toss their pacifiers at their opponents. This projectile comes in a pair, and bounces along the ground. If it hits an opponent, it'll do a maximum of 6% damage per pacifier.
^B: Canon Shoot - The babies jump into their canons and blast out! This move works as an excellent recovery move, and if you hit an opponent mid flight you'll do a maximum of 9% damage per baby.
vB: Cry - This move is similar to Jigglypuff's vB move in that on it's on, it seems worthless... the attack does no damage, and you're left wide open for attack. However, this move will lower the damage done by all opponents within a certain area (relatively close to the babies) by 75% (i.e. if an attack would do 50% damage, it would only do 13% damage when under the influence of this attack) for 10 seconds. They just feel so bad hitting those poor little babies!
Final Smash: Buggy Bash - The Mario babies have fond memories of their time spent on the race track, and they draw on those memories for their final smash! With this move, the Mario babies are put into a buggy, and they're dragged around the screen by a giant chain chomp! Anyone hit by this chain chomp will be hit for 38% damage! The babies have to be careful though, because the chain chomp won't let them know it's leaving, so they'll have to catch themselves if they wind up falling once it leaves!

These babies would work as a team, just like the ice climbers do. When you do an attack, both babies will attack, and that's good, since they're just tiny little babies! Try not to feel too bad about smashing them though, because it's either you or them!

Baby Mario Bros' Stage:


This stage is based on the Baby Mario Bros' adventures in Partners in Time. This level takes place in a dangerous two screen high castle. Watch out or you might fall! (Sorry about the crummy image, I did this on a computer at work with paint)

Hazards:
This stage is pretty straight forward... just don't fall! The babies should get a break when it comes to their stage, since they're so little!

The fact that the mario babies are first party characters makes them good candidates for inclusion in Super Smash Bros. Brawl. The fact that they've got the Ice Climber's "gimmick" may not be good for their chances. It would be nice to have another option when it comes to tag team characters though. I guess we'll just have to wait until Feb. 10th to find out if they make the cut!

Come back tomorrow for more rampant, unfounded speculation as I count down the days until the US release of Super Smash Bros. Brawl!

As always, if you've missed any of the old updates due to the holiday season (or just want to go back and read or discuss about your favorite predictions) then just go here. I'll keep the links current, so you can bookmark the page and check back later for any updates.



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Cowzilla3's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2008 17:00
Cowzilla3
Ha! Yes, I didn't even think of this but it would actually be pretty awesome if they showed up.
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2008 17:22
Rockvillian
Your level ideas always seem to involve falling to your doom, I love it. Also, I can't wait to play you online, finally someone who's not afraid of a CHALLLEEEEENGGEE!!!!
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2008 17:48
king3vbo
Thats some pretty sweet ideas
Jonathan Holmes's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2008 18:24
Jonathan Holmes
I will never want to play as the Mario Bros babies.

But If I ever did, this is how I'd want it done.
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2008 18:26
Spartacus
Go get a job at Nintendo RIGHT NOW.
ZekeThePlumber's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2008 18:38
ZekeThePlumber
I would like to have them in just so I could beat the snot out of them with Yoshi.
DanielMachine's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2008 19:10
DanielMachine
@ZekeThePlumber
Exactly.
Dynamic Sheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2008 20:10
Dynamic Sheep
Team Battle: Mario+Luigi vs. Baby Mario Bros. = PimeTaradox
mario guy 277's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2008 19:34
mario guy 277
HECK YA! I`LL BEAT DA SNOT OUT A` DA BIG BROS WIDDEM.
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