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Velocity Micro Giveaway Contest: No Sex for VG Edition #2
Dutch | 2:15 PM on 12.21.2007 7 comments




Seeing a trend yet? Keep waiting, another set will be posted tonight!

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HAHA... I like the light green one
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epic lulz
Virtualgirl's Destructoid Blog
Warning...I may not be the one getting naked...HAHAHAHAAAA
NihonTiger90's Destructoid Blog
VG, if it's not you and it's Dutch... then this is an epic letdown.
Dutch's Destructoid Blog
I'll give you this...it might be VG...it might be better than vg as well, if you can even imagine. :)
Necros's Destructoid Blog
I'll take Green for $500 please.
LethalHairdo's Destructoid Blog
"VG, if it's not you and it's Dutch... then this is an epic letdown."

Oh c'mon...I'm sure Dutch has a sweet, sweet ass. And I say that as straight as a straight guy possibly can.


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I've been a gamer my entire life ever since my dad ripped off some kid for his atari at a garage sale and gave it to me with the infamous Pong. I've got to be honest that I was so young that it never got old, but gaming didn't start to become a big deal to me until the NES (I regret selling my Atari when I was 4). First popping in Super Mario Bros./Duck Hunt was all it took. My mom claims I ruined our TV by playing Hogan's Alley and Duck Hunt too much. Even if I did...totally worth it! I still bargain hunt for a few worthwhile games that I've missed out on over the years (ie, Contra, Dragon Warrior 4, Final Fantasy, etc.) and just stumbled upon the fabulous turquoise colored cartridge of Bible Adventures...SW33T! My folks skimped on the Master System, Genesis, and SNES, however I have made up for their absence with an ever growing collection today.

After much begging and sacrifice, I was finally able to score an N64 one Christmas in Junior High. The 64 is my fav historical console simply because it gave me my first opportunity to delve into an almost believable 3D world. The N64 is what made gaming more of a fantasy immersion experience than a pick-up and play hobby. My first games for the 64 were Goldeneye, and Mario 64. Favorite game for the system was Ocarina of Time with the 1st runner up being Conker's Bad Fur Day.

I never really got into any systems like the Saturn or Jaguar and though I'm sure they are fantastic systems in their own right, I don't really have any urge to find one. I just picked up a Dreamcast about 2 years ago, but don't have a killer selection yet other than Seaman and a couple other collectibles. I picked up my PS1 the same time as my Dreamcast. And inherited a great selection of games from the wifey. I should also note that she bought me a PS2 for a birthday present when we were dating. She pretty much rocks.

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9. Armed and Dangerous (XBOX)
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3. Resident Evil 4 (GCN)
2. Kingdom Hearts (PS2)
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