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Velocity Micro Giveaway Contest, etc: No Sex for Virtualgirl Edition
Dutch | 11:55 PM on 12.19.2007 12 comments


This may seem a tad bland now considering the competition, but please check back
daily, I neeeeeeed to win this contest and even you will never guess where this series is going
to go! More or less it delves into the love life of VG and her adorable hub, Dutch.

This photo is the first of the series of five.




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007's Destructoid Blog
she could do so much better...
Dutch's Destructoid Blog
@007

Yeah, she's oblivious to it. it's nothing that I'm going to point out to her, but I'm just going to enjoy the ride until she figures it out on her own.
LethalHairdo's Destructoid Blog
I'm sure you could find a pitch-hitter somewhere around this site.
ShadowXOR's Destructoid Blog
Your place looks really nice. Do you guys have money or are you just good decorators? Yes I know that this comment is very gay...
ShadowXOR's Destructoid Blog
Wow, I just saw pictures of your "game room"...that shit is fucking fly.
Virtualgirl's Destructoid Blog
@shadow: No money, I hope I am just a good decorator! LOL. The bedroom was easy to decorate because it is the size of a SMALL CLOSET! I actually hate that room...It is like 9ft by 9ft...you see almost all of it in the picture...Glad you like the game room!!!
glipe's Destructoid Blog
Are you practicing the skull scene from Hamlet?

Or maybe imagining that you're cupping someone's balls in your hand? Maybe mine? YOU FILTHY BUGGER!! ;0

I love the picture! I love that face that there isn't a man's naked arse staring at me in it. Quality pic.
Thornnn's Destructoid Blog
@ Glipe What are you trying to say?
Dutch's Destructoid Blog
@glipe

cupping balls...in a skull...probably yours...also, arse
KyleGamgee's Destructoid Blog
Oh I look forward to more of these...
Dexter345's Destructoid Blog
If this series is going where I want it to be going, I'll buy you the computer myself.
Dutch's Destructoid Blog
@Dexter

I'll hold you to that!


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I've been a gamer my entire life ever since my dad ripped off some kid for his atari at a garage sale and gave it to me with the infamous Pong. I've got to be honest that I was so young that it never got old, but gaming didn't start to become a big deal to me until the NES (I regret selling my Atari when I was 4). First popping in Super Mario Bros./Duck Hunt was all it took. My mom claims I ruined our TV by playing Hogan's Alley and Duck Hunt too much. Even if I did...totally worth it! I still bargain hunt for a few worthwhile games that I've missed out on over the years (ie, Contra, Dragon Warrior 4, Final Fantasy, etc.) and just stumbled upon the fabulous turquoise colored cartridge of Bible Adventures...SW33T! My folks skimped on the Master System, Genesis, and SNES, however I have made up for their absence with an ever growing collection today.

After much begging and sacrifice, I was finally able to score an N64 one Christmas in Junior High. The 64 is my fav historical console simply because it gave me my first opportunity to delve into an almost believable 3D world. The N64 is what made gaming more of a fantasy immersion experience than a pick-up and play hobby. My first games for the 64 were Goldeneye, and Mario 64. Favorite game for the system was Ocarina of Time with the 1st runner up being Conker's Bad Fur Day.

I never really got into any systems like the Saturn or Jaguar and though I'm sure they are fantastic systems in their own right, I don't really have any urge to find one. I just picked up a Dreamcast about 2 years ago, but don't have a killer selection yet other than Seaman and a couple other collectibles. I picked up my PS1 the same time as my Dreamcast. And inherited a great selection of games from the wifey. I should also note that she bought me a PS2 for a birthday present when we were dating. She pretty much rocks.

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9. Armed and Dangerous (XBOX)
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