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Sonic's Losing It
Dufresne | 2:20 PM on 07.23.2007 12 comments


I'm sorry, but this is dumb. As awesome as it is that they finally put Mario and Sonic in a game together, to try and convince people that Mario could actually keep up with Sonic in a footrace is ridiculous. Hell, Knuckles and Tails could beat him too. Sonic's whole point is SPEED. If he can't beat a portly plumber, he should hang up his shoes now.

Edit: Since embedding this video does not seem to be working for me, I'm going to just post the YouTube link here for people who don't know what I'm talking about.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBc7RnucRUA



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XBLAjunkie's Destructoid Blog
Yeah, that really doesn't make much sense. Unless Sonic has some sort of injury that is making him slower or maybe he just feels bad for Mario.
Shah's Destructoid Blog
It's just a game, pal. Who knew Mario and his gangbang friends could drive "karts"? Right. It's just a fucking game.
Snaileb 's Destructoid Blog
lol @ Shah
XBLAjunkie's Destructoid Blog
It'd be nice if more cats were like serious cat.
-D-'s Destructoid Blog
I prefer a nice cereal cat

Altair78's Destructoid Blog
I kinda agree... but then again plumbers shouldn't be shooting fireballs. Yeah, it's just a game, but I am getting a little tired of Nintendo having Mario being able to do ANYTHING. He's like the freaking John Cena of Nintendo...

...yeah, I went there...
Cowzilla3's Destructoid Blog
Wow, its like I just read this somewhere...
kamu's Destructoid Blog
Guess Mario skipped the urine test... maybe he had a baloon full of yoshi pee stashed down his pants... besides performance enhancing drugs I'm sure he wouldn't want the world to know that his blood is 66% psylocibin.
Blluewy's Destructoid Blog
Well Sonic really is way faster but is just a game if they put him faster mario`s fans will be prety sad.Oh and MMMAAARRIIIOOOOO STTTIIIINNNNNKKKKKSSS SSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMUUUUUUCCCCHHHHHH AAAAAAAAANNNNNNNDDDDDD SSSSSOOOONNNIIICCCC RLES
buuuuu mario stinks \/
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^ for mario


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